National Offend a Feminist Week!

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I hope all the regular readers of the Fishwrap, Call to Action’s army of Willie Nelson Impersonators (of both sexes), and pro-abortion catholic democrats, and the Irish Association of Catholic Priests enjoy this post I found at True Confessions of a Prodigal Daughter, who writes, among other things:

Some who stumble upon this dusty little blog may wonder, what is National Offend a Feminist Week and how did it start?

Well, it begins with a brilliant reporter named Robert Stacy McCain.

You see, McCain started this “celebratory week” of tweaking feminists back in 2009. It’s all in fun, but also a great excuse to focus on why many of us hate feminism. And by “us,” I’m referring mostly to women. Because we absolutely hate the fact that so many feminists want to lop all women together in supporting the most destructive ideology ever created since the dawn of time. No wonder Marxists love them. Angry, jealous, bitter misery loves company.

And so, I’m going to do something I’ve never done before with this blog.

I’m going to write an entry every day this week about why feminism sucks.

[…]

Feminism is destructive. In order to gain power, they have to destroy what they see as the status quo. And to feminists, the status quo is marriage and motherhood. These two societal institutions are also linked to Christianity, so of course, that has to be destroyed, too. All under the guise of “freeing” women from their chains of oppression.

[…]

OORAH!

National Offend a Feminist Week!

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Che Guevera, Stalin, Lenin Ho Chi Minh… the patron saints of Occupy

I picked this up from Against The Grain:

Visiting the political blog Zombie’s latest photographic coverage and commentary of the “Occupy Wall Street” protests in OWS-Oakland and similar demonstrations across the nation, I’m struck by the myriad t-shirts sporting images of Communist icons — of course, there is the ubiquitous Che Guevera, but these days even Stalin, Lenin and Ho Chi Minh are making quite the comeback. That kids would find such figures worth emulating and adoring is a testimony to their historical ignorance.

Che Guevera, Stalin, Lenin Ho Chi Minh... the patron saints of Occupy

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Waiting for Magyar – UPDATE!

In these five short years, vatican.va has already managed to post Summorum Pontificum in Latin and Hungarian!

But wait!  vatican.va still has nothing on the Holy Father’s Letter to German-speaking bishops about the translation of “pro multis“!

Could we at least have the Holy Father’s “pro multis” letter in Hungarian?

Pretty please?

The language of the Magyars is apparently cutting edge for the people who control vatican.va when it comes to our Benedict XVI’s liturgical documents and writings.

UPDATE 27 April 1857 GMT:

At last, the letter is now available in German on the vatican.va site.  HERE.

Now we really need to get it disseminated by having it also in Hungarian!

UPDATE 7 May 2149 GMT:

You won’t believe this by ENGLISH is now available!

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Mother’s Day Gift Ideas

Mother's Day Gift IdeasAre you wondering what to give Mom for Mother’s Day?  (It’s Sunday, 13 May, by the way.)

How about the Mystic Monk Coffee 

Mother’s Day Gift Set?

The Wyoming Carmelites describe the contents:

This gorgeous set includes:

  • One bag of our Mystic Monk Blend
  • One bag of our limited Seasonal Flavored Coffee
  • One bag of our Hermits Bold Blend
  • One Mystic Monk Mug
  • Two sample bags of our favorite blends: Cowboy Blend and Midnight Vigils Blend

Please note: The coffee in this package is already ground

Very nice!

And you might also consider helping the “Soap Sister”, the Domincan nuns in Summit, NJ.   I sent some of their soap to my mother a while back and she really liked it.  They have shaving soap for men, too.

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QUAERITUR: Ascension Thursday/Sunday obligation when travelling. Complicated!

QUAERITUR: Ascension Thursday/Sunday obligation when travelling. Complicated!From a reader:

Does one’s obligation to assist at Mass on a Solemnity follow the prescriptions of the diocese where you’re currently located, or do you follow the prescriptions of your home diocese? I will be in Philadelphia on business on Ascension Thursday (where the holyday has NOT been transferred to the following Sunday); however I will be home in ___ by the following Sunday (where the solemnity regrettably has been transferred).

Is it possible in my case that I will be obliged to attend two Ascension Masses? Of course, this question is merely intellectual in that I will not pass up the opportunity to celebrate Ascension on the traditional day.

We need to dig into our General Norms, the first section of the Code of Canon Law that lays out how laws are to be read and understood.

(While we reach for the book, we should say a little prayer that our bishops to come to their senses and restore the calendar to its proper state and give us back Ascension Thursday.)

Canon 12 says that everyone is bound by universal law, but if that universal law is exempted in a particular territory, then everyone “actually present”
in that territory is exempted.

Canon 13 (paragraph 2) shows us that travelers are not bound by the particular law of their territory while they are absent from it (unless the law is a personal one, or the transgression of that law causes harm in their territory – e.g., a bishop decrees that all of his priests offer one Mass for a cleric when he dies. Fr. Smith is out of the country when he hears of the death of Deacon Jones. Even though he is outside of the diocese, Fr. Smith is still obliged to offer Holy Mass for Deacon Jones, because to do otherwise would cause harm to Deacon Jones by depriving him of the grace that is expected).

Travelers are also exempt from the law of the territory in which they are present, except for those laws which pertain to public order, determine the formality of an act, or which regard immovable goods located in the territory.

Lastly, our good friend, canon 18,

“Laws which establish a penalty, restrict the free exercise of rights, or contain an exception from the law are subject to a strict interpretation.”

This the current incarnation of the ancient axiom about the interpretation of the Church’s laws as “odia restringi, et favores convenit ampliari” that is when a law imposes an obligation of some kind, we interpret the law as strictly as possible so that people have the most freedom, and when a law gives something favorable we interpret the law as loosely as possible to make sure that people are able to benefit to the greatest extent (Regula Iuris 15).

So, since the feast of the Ascension has been moved in some places, and not in others, and because it is celebrated by some who use the 1962 Missale Romanum in those places where the feast has been legitimately transferred, we are left to figure out what our obligations are.

If a traveler named “Sempronius”, from a diocese where Ascension Thursday is celebrated on Sunday, is actually present in a place where Ascension Thursday is (shockingly) on Thursday, Sempronius is under no obligation to attend Mass (canon 13, 2.2).

If a traveler named “Exuperantius”, from a diocese where the Ascension has not been moved is actually present on Thursday in a diocese where Our Lord’s earthly sojourn has been liturgically delayed to Sunday, he too is under no obligation to attend Mass (canon 13, 2.1).

If, however, Sempronius goes to Mass on Ascension Thursday whilst traveling, and returns home before Sunday, his obligation to attend Mass on Sunday still applies, even though it will be a repeat of the prayers and readings he’s already prayerfully participated in with full, conscience and active participation. In other words, Sempronius is fortunate enough to celebrate Our Lord’s Ascension twice.

On the other hand poor Exuperantius is deprived of the celebration of Our Lord’s Ascension this year, since he would celebrate the Sixth Thursday of Easter, and then the Seventh Sunday.

By the way, if a parish is celebrating the Ascension on Thursday using the 1962 Missale Romanum, even in a place where the lawful authority has transferred the Feast, those parishioners have no obligation whatsoever to attend a Tridentine Mass on Thursday, nor do they have an obligation to attend a Novus Ordo Mass on Sunday, even though it means they will miss out on the celebration of the Ascension.

That’s the way it goes.

 

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The Catholic League about Hell’s Bible and WaPo deceptions

From the Catholic League:

COVER-UP AT NYT AND WASH POST

May 7, 2012

Catholic League president Bill Donohue comments on editorials that appear today in the New York Times and Washington Post:

Both of these newspapers misstate the facts, fail to mention relevant data, and then make unfair accusations against the Catholic Church on the issue of sexual abuse.

Both newspapers today editorialize on the subject of “pedophile priests.” It is one of the biggest myths of our time that the Catholic Church has had a problem with pedophile priests: as the John Jay College for Criminal Justice showed in its 2011 report on this subject, less than 5 percent of the abusers were pedophiles. In almost all cases, the victims were adolescent males who were inappropriately touched by homosexual priests. Both newspapers cover this up, thus perpetuating a lie.

Today’s New York Times criticizes Timothy Cardinal Dolan for opposing legislation by Assemblywoman Margaret Markey which would lift the statute of limitations for one year on civil lawsuits involving the sexual abuse of a minor. Once again, we have a cover-up: what the editorial does not say is that this bill does not apply to the public schools.

Today’s Washington Post adds to the cover-up by pretending that the Survivors Network of those Abused by Priests (SNAP) is a legitimate organization that is being harassed by the Church. But anyone who has read the report we issued last year on inside information that was obtained from a SNAP conference knows that it is driven by raw hatred of Catholicism and intentionally manipulates the media. Also, the deposition from earlier this year of SNAP’s leader shows beyond a doubt that he lies to the media, and that he counsels alleged victims without a license in a coffee house.

Moreover, 85 Orthodox Jews from Brooklyn have recently been arrested for the sexual abuse of minors and yet neither newspaper reports on this.

Contact Andrew Rosenthal at the Times: andyr@nytimes.com
Contact Fred Hiatt at the Post: fredhiatt@washpost.com

Contact our director of communications about Donohue’s remarks:
Jeff Field
Phone: 212-371-3191
E-mail: cl@catholicleague.org

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The Holy Father received the new Ambassador from Ireland!

The Holy Father received the new Ambassador from Ireland!You may recall that Ireland closed its embassy to the Holy See in Rome.  I made the wry recommendation that the Holy See might conduct all its business with Ireland from a desk at the Nunciature in England.

I now read on La Stampa that Benedict XVI received the new Ambassador to the Holy See from Ireland, David John Cooney, at a ceremony in the Vatican on May 4.

Mr. Cooney had the distinction of being able to give the Holy Father his credentials together with Armenia, Ethiopia, Fiji and Malaysia.

His Holiness made a little speech.  As far as I can tell, he seems not to have mentioned Ireland by name.

Mr. Cooney’s real day job is actually Secretary-General to the Department of Foreign Affairs and Trade, which job he retains.  It seems he will be the ambassador in his spare time.

 

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DAHDAH DAHDAHDAH DITDAHDIT DITDITDIT DIT

DAHDAH DAHDAHDAH DITDAHDIT DITDITDIT DITThe other day I quipped that, as I acquire the use of Morse Code, I was augmenting my study by watching episodes of Inspector Morse.  One person caught was I was talking about.  Apart from the name, the show’s musical theme is founded on Morse Code for the name “M-O-R-S-E”.  Furthermore, the show’s composer at times puts clues for the episode into the music using Morse Code, including at times the name of the perp.

A reader alerted me to a story that the Boy Scouts now have a language interpreter “strip” for Morse Code.

A blast from the past—in code
4 May 2012

Get ready to dot-dot your I’s and dash your T’s.

Today, the Boy Scouts of America released the Morse Code Interpreter Strip, an official patch for Scouts and Scouters who can demonstrate their ability to “speak” this special language.

Morse Code joins languages like Spanish, French, Italian, German, Japanese, Arabic, Chinese, Hebrew, Sign Language, and several others as interpreter strips available for wear on Scout uniforms (above the right pocket).   [I think there is also one in Klingon.]

To get a typical interpreter strip, you must carry on a five-minute conversation, translate a two-minute speech, write a letter in the language, and translate 200 words from the written word.

But Morse Code, a vital communications tool during World War II, doesn’t really work with those requirements. So Jim Wilson and the BSA team crafted new ones:

Morse Code Interpreter Strip requirements

Carry on a five-minute conversation in Morse Code at a speed of at least five words per minute.

The patch design spells the message M-O-R-S-E

DAHDAH DAHDAHDAH DITDAHDIT DITDITDIT DIT

Copy correctly a two-minute message sent in Morse Code at a minimum of five words per minute. Copying means writing the message down as it is received.

Send a 25-word written document in Morse Code at a minimum of five words per minute.

If you want to hear the Inspector Morse theme – poignant and suited to the tragic protagonist – try this!

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Anyway… catch up with the hams HERE.

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Your Good News

What is your good news?

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When some event is important, you keep careful records of it. Right? And if it is really important?

When some event is important, you keep careful records of it. Right? And if it is really important?Keeping a good archive is important, especially in the long run.  The more important the event or records, the more urgent the need for a good archive… and archivist.

Scripta manent, after all.

Some people think that the Second Vatican Council was important.  Thus, you would think that the archives of the documents of the Council would be well-tended.

No?

No.

Sandro Magister of Chiesa has a story that suggests that the archives of the Council haven’t been that well tended.  In fact, stuff has gone missing.

In any event, a large part of the documents from the Council still haven’t been inventoried, much less made available for research purposes.

 

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