Category Archives: You must be joking!

Just when you thought…

… priests couldn’t get stupider. Meet “Father Relevant Niceguy”, on loan to this diocese from the Diocese of Libville. He thought that carrying a great chocolate Easter egg around would be meaningful. No question. He was right. I meant a … Read More

Posted in Lighter fare, Priests and Priesthood, You must be joking! |
24 Comments

Meanwhile, in Germany they are really connecting with the people and “zusammen gehen” and all that.

Remember, the people who desire the Traditional Latin Mass must be CRUSHED! Meanwhile, in Germany they are really connecting with the people and “zusammen gehen” and all that.

Posted in SESSIUNCULA, Synod, You must be joking! | Tagged
37 Comments

Coming up at Notre Shame…

Remembering always that the Traditional Latin Mass needs to be snuffed at Catholic schools like Steubenville, here’s what’s going on at Notre Shame. From Breitbart: The University of Notre Dame’s gender studies program is hosting a talk with the author … Read More

Posted in Pò sì jiù, Sin That Cries To Heaven, The Coming Storm, The future and our choices, What are they REALLY saying?, You must be joking! | Tagged ,
15 Comments

NOPE!

?????????? pic.twitter.com/o24mbk1Ijq — Fr. S. Kay (@srkjan1980) March 9, 2023 I’ll let you readers tell us why.

Posted in You must be joking! | Tagged , , ,
16 Comments

Jesuit at Fishwrap: “Jesus was wrong.”

At Fishwrap (aka National Schismatic Reporter) we read the insights of Jesuit Thomas Reese, disgraced former editor of Amerika, who wins our Oaf For A Day Award.  HERE Jesus continues his commentary by commenting on the commandment, “You shall love your … Read More

Posted in Liberals, SESSIUNCULA, What are they REALLY saying?, You must be joking! |
28 Comments

Mail from Priests: A guy who had to go to a Novus Ordo Mass today because of bad weather.

In a text message: A priest friend sent this.  At least he was my friend before I listened to what he sent.  I may never talk to him again because I can’t un-hear it. What was that recording?  Put down … Read More

Posted in Liturgy Science Theatre 3000, Mail from priests, SESSIUNCULA, You must be joking! |
40 Comments

Embarrassing attempt at bullying in Atlanta

A note to the priests and people of the Archdiocese of Atlanta, where someone in the chancery is trying to bully you into submission. Someone whom I gather is the “priest secretary” to the Archbishop of Atlanta, and who is … Read More

Posted in B as in B. S as in S., Canon Law, Liberals, Liturgy Science Theatre 3000, Mail from priests, Pò sì jiù, What are they REALLY saying?, You must be joking! | Tagged
18 Comments

Fight Song Alleluia

This priest, Fr. “Oaf For A Day” and these “liturgists” will suffer zero consequences for having used the “fight song” of the Philadelphia Eagles for the Alleluia melody. Ironically, the Philly football fight line is better than many of the … Read More

Posted in You must be joking! |
4 Comments

ASK FATHER: Father says part of the consecration inaudibly and the rest audibly. Valid?

From a reader… QUAERITUR: Our parish priest speaks in a very distinct way. He chants the Novus Ordo from “For on the night he was betrayed he himself took bread, and giving you thanks he said the blessing, broke the … Read More

Posted in "How To..." - Practical Notes, ASK FATHER Question Box, You must be joking! | Tagged
3 Comments

Swiss Bishop abolishes office of diocesan exorcist. What could go wrong?

And to think that I have a priest friend in the Diocese of Chur.  To think that Archbp. Wolfgang Haas was once Bishop of Chur. The Diocese of Chur includes Zürich. Three famous Benedictine abbeys are in the diocese Einsiedeln, … Read More

Posted in Liberals, You must be joking! | Tagged ,
7 Comments