QUAERITUR: Can a priest in the confessional assign AA meetings for penance?

From a reader:

Can a priest give AA meetings for a overindulgent penitent?

WHAT?!?  Noooo… bad idea.

Look. A priest can, I guess, give whatever penances he can get away with.   If the penance is too onerous or impossible, or too vague (“Do something nice for someone.”), you can, as a penitent, ask for a something clear and doable.

In my opinion it is – in general – a bad idea to propose (and that is what assigning a penance is, a proposal which the priest is obliged to propose) something that the penitent cannot do easily and in a short period.  For, example, it is best to assign something the penitent can complete before leaving the church.  Thus, prayers are good penances.

In the case of a habitual sin, such as a real problem with anger at other drivers, a penance could be along the lines of – and this is pushing it a bit – “For one week say one decade of the Rosary each time you get into your car but before you turn the key.”

In the counsel part of a sacramental confession a priest might usefully advise someone to seek therapy, or to attend AA, or to join Weight Watchers, or to frequent meetings of Liturgical Ad-Libbers Anonymous (LALA). Those suggestions are not good penances.

 

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When TEOTWAWKI comes, will you have had enough coffee?

It is “Cyber Monday”, as the online retailers are calling it!

I guess this is a secular money day of obligation.

Okay… now that you are online… buy some …

[CUE MUSIC]

Mystic Monk Coffee!

There are so many good reasons to refresh or build up your coffee supply right now.

First, you neeeeeds it.  Let’s just start calling it The Precioussss™ and get it over with.  Yes, you are probably addicted to caffeine, which is great for the Carmelites, great for us precioussss … er um, great for me, and … if you think about it… great for you too.  … Everyone needs a hobby, right?  Why not make your hobby tenderly fostering your addiction to caffeine in the form of Mystic Monk Coffee and Tea – yes TEA (even the foofy herbal stuff).  Sure, when TEOTWAWKI comes, your gonna get the jitters and it’s gonna be baaaad.  On the other hand, you might not notice since you’ll be running for your life or engaged in some really nasty urban warfare.  But, hey!  All the more reason for immediate gratification.  C’mon… admitting you have the addiction is the first step to clicking HERE and buy that coffee right now.

Second, I think there are indulgences for coffee…. no… scratch that…. there are no indulgences for indulging in coffee.

Second, and this is really important, by buying Mystic Monk Coffee you help the great Carmelites in Wyoming make ends meet and build their new digs. It must be close to a moral imperative to help Carmelites who tote .308s.

Christmas Stocking Gift Set

Third, they sell small sample packs (nine pack and thirty pack) which are perfect for gifts for St. Nicholas Day or for office parties, or “Secret Santa” gift exchanges, or individual stocking stuffers.  You can take care of small gifts and use the packs you don’t give away!  Also, they have a seasonal Christmas blend and a Coffee of the Month (which as I write is still their Thanksgiving Blend).  When you buy the seasonal blends, you do them a favor by reducing the stock.  And right now they have their perennial favorite Jingle Bell Java.

Fourth, this is the Year of Faith, right?  Remember the New Evangelization?  This means helping fallen-away Catholics return to the Church.  The Carmelites also have a religious gifts page.  You can order some coffee as a gift for someone who is not practicing her faith, or for someone who is thinking about becoming a Catholic, and, with the coffee you have shipped to their address include a rosary or holy cards or a spiritual book.

Fifth, it is good coffee!

Sixth, you need something to put in your great coffee mugs.

Seventh, I asked to you.  Isn’t that enough in itself?

Eighth, they have GIFT CARDS!

Ninth, the Carmelites pray for the people who order their coffee.  Really.

Mystic Monk Coffee.  So many great reasons and…

…it’s swell!

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PUDDING REPORT: Christmas Pudding 2012 is underway!

Things are underway on this “Stir Up Sunday”, the Last Sunday after Pentecost. “Stir Up” comes from the first words of the Collect for Holy Mass in the Usus Antiquior.

I decided that for this round I would use the recipe I tried last year, by “Delia“.

It calls for “self-rising” flour. I don’t have any, so I made some, by sifting regular flour together with baking powder and salt.

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In go the breadcrumbs.

 

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I didn’t have “mixed spice” which is sort of like Pumpkin Pie spice, and the grocer was entirely cleaned out of that, so I concocted some.

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After blending well the flour, crumbs and spices, I start adding the fruits and nuts, without lay and clerical associations of dissenters or readers of the Fishwrap.

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Now zests of citrus.

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Time for the liquid.

For this we have eggs and rum and stout and barleywine.  I was lucky to find some barleywine, since it usually comes a little later.  Note the graduated cylinder.  I prefer to do my measuring in grams and milleliters.  So much easier.

The stout is Kalamazoo and the barleywine is Whole Hog, both more or less local.

 

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It will get pretty goopy, which is about right.

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Once it was concocted (late last night), it was to set over night.

In the meantime, this morning I sang a TLM at Holy Redeemer in downtown Madison.

Pretty church.

 

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After Mass I came home and sat straight down and banged out a PODCAzT, on a lark.

Laster, I will have to steam the pudding… using a hot plate. We shall how that goes.

More later.

UPDATE:

Okay… here is the steaming set up.

I tied a string around the base and top at right angles to make a handle by which I could extract the basin more easily.

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Into the big stock pot and onto the hot plate.

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Steam… steam… steam… for what worked out to about 10 hours (I went out for a while) to go eat Sole meunière at the invitation of some friends.

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I decided to dress it out myself. Fun and delicious.

Back home…

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Ready to sit for a while.

I’ll probably make a couple smaller ones, too, as gifts.

That’s the Christmas Pudding Report 2012 so far.

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Yet another group of dissidents forms … where else?….

Tens of people came!

Get this from the Irish Examiner:

Umbrella group aims to speak for Catholics
By Claire O’Sullivan
Friday, November 09, 2012
A new lay organisation which wants to articulate the views and opinions of mainstream Irish Catholics is being established. [The premises you are supposed to accept here are, first, that they are “mainstream”, and next that they can speak for anyone.]
The Association of Catholics in Ireland (ACI) will function as an umbrella group for a number of existing lay Catholic organisations, including local parish groups, and is hoping to attract thousands of members.

Whether it will be a standalone association with strong links to the Association of Catholic Priests (ACP) [You just knew these clowns had to be lurking.  It “hatched” from this group.] or whether the ACP will join together with the new organisation will be up for discussion at the ACP’s annual general meeting in Dublin this weekend.

Noel McCann of ACI said there had been a realisation that there were a number of lay groups which shared the same objectives but were not linked in any way.

“We see our organisation as being the common thread, that the different groups around the country who will join the organisation will share that common interest in seeing the teachings of Vatican II implemented,” he said.

[…]

The Irish Catholic has this photo:

A new lay organisation seeking liberal reform in the Catholic Church agreed a statement of objectives at its first general meeting at the weekend committing it “to the pursuit of a reform and renewal agenda in the Irish Catholic Church based on the letter and the spirit of Vatican II”. [“Letter and spirit” is the new cover under which they will completely ignore what they don’t like.]

About 300 people attended the meeting of the Association of Catholics in Ireland (ACI), which also agreed to set up a website and governance structures, with elections to be held at an AGM next year, when there will be a formal launch of the organisation.  [Oooo!]

The objectives, which include a re-evaluation of the Church’s teaching on human sexuality, [That is mostly what these liberal groups are about.] are broadly similar to the Association of Catholic Priests (ACP), whose annual meeting preceded the ACI meeting at the weekend.

Its statement of objectives also said the ACI believed “the spirit is present in the voices of all the baptised” and in “the consequent right of all the baptised to have their voices heard in the formation of Church teaching and to participate fully in the life of the Church, including decision-making” at all levels. [The Church of Ireland needs these people right now.]

The group wants to bring about what it describes as a “renewed understanding of the primacy of the individual conscience” and the “full participation of women in every aspect of the Church”.

[…]

I wonder what the average age was in that room.

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Mobile Theme UPDATE

When we moved the blog to a new server, the mobile theme got screwed up somehow. In the interim, I implemented a simpler mobile theme and then worked to get the better, fancier theme (the one I actually paid for) working.

I think the fancier mobile theme is working again.

It can be switched off, back to the full blog, at the bottom of the page.

Give it a try.

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QUAERITUR: Do we have the right to ask for Traditional Form baptism?

From a reader:

We are planning our daughter’s baptism next month and would appreciate your guidance regarding an issue that has arisen.
Our parish does group baptisms twice a month outside of Mass. While our pastor was willing to do an EF form baptism when we were the only baptism scheduled, there are now five baptisms scheduled for that day, and the pastor has stated that the OF will be performed for all of them.

Do we have a canonical right to have the baptism celebrated in the EF?

[…]

You don’t have a canonical “right” to have a Traditional Form baptism for your child.

You do, however, have a right to ask for it, and you have a right to have your request heard respectfully.

Were I a parent as you are I would also want my children baptized with the older rite.  However, I would not worry for a second about the validity of the baptism of children who were baptized with the Ordinary Form.

There are a couple pluses here.

First, the priest will willing to do an Extraordinary Form baptism!  Second, he intended to to it when there was only one child.

Solution: Why not make an appointment with Father for a private baptism?

Surely Father would be willing to do this for you, even though baptisms are scheduled for a couple times a month.

Make an appointment and then be generous to the priest.

I’ll tell you what… I would rather have several privately scheduled baptisms of single infants anytime rather than a big group of people with multiple babies in various stages of discontent.  Of course there are the cases of twins, triplets, etc… but you get my drift… and I am digressing.

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A note about the video of Bp. Sample’s Sermon and also the Z-Cam

I fixed a glitch in the entry I made about the outstanding sermon Bp. Alexander Sample gave during the Pontifical Mass at Assumption Grotto parish in Detroit for the closing of the Call To Holiness Conference.  The larger version of the video, higher resolution, was not working for some people.  The higher res version is really big, so be patient.  HERE.

Also, I have the Z-Cam on today streaming a shot of my birdfeeder (a little slow right now) and also the Rosary in Latin, with the Litany and prayers for the Holy Father.   HERE.  When I tuned in, however, it seemed a little choppy to me.

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QUAERITUR: Clarity about Pius XII’s cool Thanksgiving Friday indult

I’ve been getting a lot of questions by email from people in these USA who want to know about the indult that Pius XII gave to Americans to eat meat on the Friday after Thanksgiving.  Rorate looked at that HERE, saying that the indult still was good to go.

Alas….

First, Pius’ very cool indult was a great example of Holy Church’s mercy and practical side. In a similar vein, bishops where there are large Chinese and Vietnamese communities have often dispensed or commuted the abstinence obligation when Lunar New Year fell on a Friday of Lent or even on Ash Wednesday itself.

Nevertheless, in light of the 1966 document from the U.S. conference, the indult of Pius XII ceased to have effect when the obligation the indult was given for ceased to bind.  Get that?  Once the need was no longer there, the indult ceased to have effect.  No more indult because no more need for an indult.

His scriptis, those who, out of pure devotion and sacrificial love for the Lord, still choose to abstain on Fridays could find in this now-defunct indult a permission to relax their abstinence – which in these USA does not bind under pain of sin – for a day in order to eat up some of the leftover turkey.

You can eat Turkey on Friday in the USA.  But do some penance on Friday …. because it is a Friday.

 

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The Wonderful Synod of Oz

There is an interesting piece in the ultra-liberal UK paper, The Guardian.

One of the biggest lies the church tells itself is that it doesn’t do politics. The General Synod of the Church of England is set up in the round so as to encourage the impression of consensual discussion amongst friends. [Note the criticism of the synodic government of the C of E. This liberal is saying that synodic government doesn’t work. Heh heh.]

That, of course, is profoundly disingenuous. You don’t have to be an expert on the novels of Anthony Trollope to know that cathedral cloisters and church synods have long been a poisonous hotbed of plotting and resentment.  [Hey wait!  I thought it was only patriarchal hierarchy that was poisonous.  But today we see that the C of E, with its voting and synods, is poisonous!  Hmmm.]

Yet those who are seeking scapegoats for the current car crash over female bishops are now pointing to church lobby groups as having introduced an inappropriate element of secular political organisation into church life. If only we would pray more, or be more holy, then all this nasty political stuff would disappear and real peace would break out.

This is a ridiculous form of false consciousness. Those who are too theologically squeamish for overt political contestation simply push politics into the shadows. It then becomes a manipulative business of saying one thing (something that sounds nice and friendly) while meaning something else entirely.

For instance, it is now almost obligatory in the church for us to say publicly that we respect each other’s differences. We speak of opponents’ “deeply held convictions”, but few of us actually believe anything of the sort. What we say in private is utterly unprintable. But for the church, even to admit this is an honesty too far.  [He’s talking sense here.  And liberal catholics better pay attention to this and get over the stupid illusion that synodic government of the Church and voting are pure and wonderful.]

Remember, the anti-politics lot say sweetly, Jesus said we ought to love our enemies. To which my response is to point out that he certainly didn’t say we ought not to have any.

So, let’s forget the theology and talk straightforward politics. What happened at the General Synod is that a dogmatic minority of biblical literalists and an even smaller minority of Roman Catholic wannabes – both of whom, for entirely different reasons, reject women as church leaders – have been appeased in the name of some twisted version of inclusion.

[…]

Okay, there is a lot more to this piece that is worth your attention.  Read it there.

This is the point you need to take away.

catholic liberals want us to have synodic government.   We are supposed to vote on things, doctrines are just “policies”, polled majority opinion reveals the sensus fidelium.  That’s more “just”!

However, the C of E vote on women bishops shows that the synodic government just produced what liberals think is an “unjust” result.

When the vote goes your liberal way, it is sensus fidelium. When it goes against you, it is dirty politics!

Remember: If there is democracy and voting, then conservatives get to vote too… unless you suppress them with purely political tactics.

The Fishwrap‘s dream of governance by societal trend and voting and majority rule is totally bankrupt.

They might respond that human beings are flawed and some problems will creep in blah blah blah but synodic rule really is better, more just, than hierarchical rule in the long run.

We then have to ask: What possible evidence can you produce for that claim? The way the C of E works? The way the Orthodox do things? The “peaceful” councils of the early Church?

The piece in The Guardian, and the way the Fishwrap and The Tablet want things to be, reminds me of how just and peaceful liberals were in the seminary hell-hole I was in in these United States. If you were faithful to Church doctrine and didn’t dissemble or kept your head low to the ground, they made your life hell or threw you out. If you were against homosexual behavior and against women’s ordination, you were in danger of getting forced to go to a psychologist before getting thrown out or sent off for a “pastoral year”.

Liberals are soooo enlightened.

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Remember that horrid bronze statue of John Paul II in Rome? UPDATE!

Remember the gawdawful bronze statue of John Paul II in front of Rome’s Stazione Termini that was unveiled some time back?  Public outcry and a sense of humanity required a revision.

What it looked like:

We were not sure who it was, but it seemed not to be John Paul II.

So, it is now updated.

New head!

LEFT = AFTER / RIGHT = BEFORE

UGH.

My suggestion:

Okay… I can’t take credit for that.  It was sent to me.  But… damn!… why didn’t they just do this?

UPDATE 24 November 1830 GMT:

The great Fabricius Romanus sent me two audio clips of what Romans say about this ghastly statue in Romanaccio – Roman dialect. They are hilarious … if you can follow Romanaccio, that is:

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