ASK FATHER: Tactical Clerics

Speaking of clerical garb, I am, oddly enough, fairly often asked about my black clerical shirts.

I have adapted some 5.11 Tactical shirts, both ripstop and cotton, and both short and long sleeved, into 5.11 Tactical clerical shirts.

Here’s the deal.

Years ago I tired of paying ridiculous amounts of money for poorly made but expensive clerical shirts, the white ones with button hole in the back of the collar and with doubled cuffs.  So, I go a place like TJ Max and get factory seconds, remove the collar from the collar band, put in my own button hole and, badda bing, a far better quality shirt for a fraction of the price.

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If for the white shirt, why not for the black shirt?

Okay, but what about good black shirts?  Shirts for law enforcement uniforms!

But, quoth I, what to do about the Roman collar?

Then it occurred to me that the detachable collar that many of the seminarians in Rome use would be ideal.  Just swap out the nasty plastic white collar for a nice, comfortable linen collar and, badda bing, I’d be in business.

 

Thus, the 5.11 Tactical Clerical Shirt was born.

Remove the collar, put in the button hole, attach the Roman collar.

Mind you, these photos make the shirt look a little grey.  It ain’t.  I assure you, it is very black, blacker than most clerical shirts.

 

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The trick to making this work is that the shirt’s top button, at the neck, must be sewn in such a way that it has a bit of extra “give”.  That is, as I sow it on, I leave it a bit loose and then, as I pass the needle up through the cloth, before threading it through a button hole, wrap it around a couple times, if you get my drift.  This is because the button must button not only the neck of the shirt, but must also button into the inside of the linen collar.

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The shirt has some great features.  Remember, it really is black.  I lightened it so you could see details.

Behind the breast pockets there are deep pockets with vertical openings that close with hook and eye.  The pockets extend down under your arm.

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Across the back there is a vent, which helps when it is warm.

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There is reinforcement under the arms and grommets to allow for some air movement.

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Just above the elbow there is a loop.  Inside the sleeve there is a strip with a button and hole, so you can roll your sleeves up and strap them into position above the elbow.  Handy.

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The shirts are also treated so that they are stain/liquid resistant.  Very handy.

Team up your tactical clerical shirt with some 5.11 pants (I keep a stole and oil stock in the mag pocket when I don’t have an extra… you know… in the mag pocket), and you are ready to hit that long To Do List.

BTW… thanks again to the reader who made a leather stole “envelope” for me.  It’s great.

So, there you have it: the 5.11 Tactical Clerical.

UPDATE:

I just found – I am not making this up – a black tactical Christmas stocking! $7.50

Fun!

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Glorious Roman church eye-candy

At the Mail online there are some spectacular wide-angle photos straight up at the ceilings of some Roman churches.

Here is one.

These churches are expressions of identity.

They express who Catholics believed they were and who they believed the Church to be.

Today we have lots of churches that look like municipal airports.

It is still possible to build beautiful, theologically rich churches.  It just isn’t done too often.  More often now that 10 years ago, perhaps.  I’ll grant that.

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The knives that were out for Card. Burke, are now being sharpened for…

Marco Tosatti, more and more a guy to follow in the Italian press for analysis of churchy things, has a piece at La Stampa about Card. Pell and how things are going in the Curia.

I don’t have time to translate the whole thing for you right now, but here is a sample:

How annoying Pell is …

There are those in the Curia who are seeking to de-legitimize the straightforward Australian Cardinal, head of the Secretariat of Finance, underscoring his brusque and direct character. Also, because of his speeches and the Synod on the family. But perhaps there are other motives…

Now that the departure of Cardinal Burke from the Signatura has been formalized, taking power away from one of the most straightforward and independent voices, in the Roman Church, in the Curia they are talking about a slithery maneuver to de-legitimize the Australian Cardinal George Pell, head of the new financial and economic Secretariat. He, like Burke, is someone who does not mince his words.

They became aware of this at the Synod, when the Australian Cardinal forcefully burst out against the secretary [Card. Baldisseri], who was suggesting the hypothesis of voting by raised hands, instead of in secret, on the texts. And he continued to speak even with his microphone turned off [how Reaganesque!] before they turned it back on for him, exclaiming “There has to be transparency! Everyone ought to be able to express himself as he wants!” It was certainly an exchange of opinions that wasn’t very muffled, which reached its apex when, at the suggestion to treat the whole situation with a communiqué through the press office, Pell let fly, “We don’t trust their communication!”, or something similar. At this point, applause erupted, with many of the Synod fathers all speaking together.

[…]

I must dash.  Perhaps one of you can finish it, or I can get to it later.

In any event, it doesn’t sound as if this day of the Synod, at least, was replete with boring consensus, except insofar as the Synod Fathers were in angry consensus about how they were being manipulated.  My spies from the Synod tell me that it was pretty tense and that there was more than a few voices raised.

So, the knives that were out for Burke are now being sharpened for Card. Pell.  Bet on it.

Card. Pell has a tough job.  He has to reign in curial financial incompetence and corruption.  Not easy.  Not one bit.

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Dominican Sisters’ new CD: The Rosary

The Dominican Sisters of Mary, Mother of the Eucharist released their second CD, The Rosary.

You will remember their 2013 Billboard chart-topping album, Mater Eucharistiae. HERE

You might start thinking ahead toward Christmas shopping.

Their new album, The Rosary, presents the prayer of the Rosary itself, meditations, and original music.

These are definitely not LCWR types or nuns on a bus.

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VIDEO: Pontifical Mass in St. Peter’s

There is a German language video available about the recent Summorum Pontificum pilgrimage I participated in with a group of American and Canadian pilgrims. It has some good footage of the Pontifical Mass celebrated by His Eminence Raymond Card. Burke in St. Peter’s Basilica.

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Is this building a… ?

At Church Pop there is a quiz.

Here is a sample.

Quick… is this building a:

Modernist Church … or a… Communist Building?

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ASK FATHER: Sick at home in bed movie list

From a reader:

QUAERITUR:

I am home sick with bronchitis and have been passing the day away sleeping and watching movies, which got me thinking when I visited your blog. If you had a top 10 movie list of your favorite movies (i.e., the ones you love most), what would your list look like?

Hmmmm… really fast and off the top of my head and working from my phone…

And there is also THIS.  And THIS.

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RNS smear of Card. Burke

Liberal Religion News Service is less and less careful to pretended objectivity when it comes to coverage of Catholic matters.  Crux, by the way, took what follows lock and stock.

Watch how they paint him, smear, with words and premises which you are simply supposed to accept.

Pope Francis sidelines, but probably can’t silence, conservative Cardinal Burke

By Josephine Mckenna
Religion News Service November 11, 2014
In demoting American Cardinal Raymond Burke from his powerful perch at the Vatican, Pope Francis has sidelined an outspoken conservative agitator — for now.

The pope moved the feisty former archbishop of St. Louis from his role as head of the Vatican’s highest court to the largely ceremonial position of patron of the Knights of Malta on Saturday.

Francis has effectively exiled one of his loudest critics, but Burke’s supporters — and his opponents — warn that his position at the Catholic charity may actually give him more freedom to exercise greater influence and even rally opposition to papal reforms.

In other words, the stunning demotion may remake Burke into St. Raymond the Martyr, the patron saint of Catholic conservatives. [?]

“His position as patron of the Knights of Malta is Rome-based and mostly ceremonial,” wrote Edward Pentin for the conservative National Catholic Register.

“He is nevertheless likely to continue and perhaps even step up his defense of the Church’s teaching in the face of continued efforts to radically alter pastoral practice in the run-up to next year’s second synod on the family.”

Burke is well-known for his uncompromising [and we all know that’s bad] stance on abortion, homosexuality, and the sanctity of marriage, and his passion for doctrine is matched only by his passion for the elegant finery of his office. [Is she psychic?]

Wearing the vibrant red robes of a cardinal for the first time on the day he was appointed by Pope Emeritus Benedict XVI in 2010, he used one word to describe the greatest threat to the Church: “secularization.” [Imagine such a thing!  But look at how she put that.  She moves from the “vibrant red robes” – which even the new cardinal darlings of the liberal media were wearing at the time of their consistory, to “secularization”. Another manifestation of Burke Derangement Syndrome™?]

During the global bishops’ Synod on the Family held at the Vatican last month, Burke bitterly complained that conservative views were being stifled amid initial signs of a more welcoming approach to gays and lesbians. [Which is about the worst crime there is these days.  God forbid that anyone should uphold the Church’s actual teachings.  Remember: those who now defend doctrine are the new “dissenters”.]

But he raised the ante in an interview with Spanish Catholic weekly, Vida Nueva, at the end of October when he made a direct attack on Francis’ leadership.

“At this very critical moment, there is a strong sense that the Church is like a ship without a rudder,” Burke said. “Now, it is more important than ever to examine our faith, have a healthy spiritual leader, and give powerful witness to the faith.” [Do these liberals ever quote other things Burke has said about Francis and about his own service and respect?]

His departure is no surprise, and observers say it had little to do with the conservative blowback that upended the synod or rumors that he snubbed the pope at the concluding Mass in St. Peter’s Square. [This is irresponsible.  It was made amply clear that, customarily, only a certain row of prelates greet the Pope after a Mass in the Square.  Burke wasn’t in that row.]

Italian media began speculating about his demotion as early as September; Burke himself confirmed his imminent removal from the corridors of power at the Vatican in a recent interview.

Asked by a reporter who had told him of his pending departure, Burke shot back: “Who do you think?”

[…]

It is open season on Raymond Card. Burke.  The liberals have their knives out.

Remember when Card. Kasper suggested that there was going to be negative consequences in the press for those who were on the opposite side of the positions he was proposing? HERE

 

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URGENT PRAYER REQUEST

In your goodness, will you stop and, right now, say a prayer for a cleric who is going through some ecclesiastical … there’s no other way to put this… persecution of the liberal sort.

It’s as nasty as I have ever heard about and it is not unrelated to present trends and events.

Here is a suggestion for a prayer:

PRAYER TO SAINT MICHAEL THE ARCHANGEL

St. Michael the Archangel, defend us in battle. Be our defense against the wickedness and snares of the Devil. May God rebuke him, we humbly pray, and do thou, O Prince of the heavenly hosts, by the power of God, thrust into hell Satan, and all the evil spirits, who prowl about the world seeking the ruin of souls. Amen.

The Devil is on the rampage right now, and it is only beginning.

We all need to get out the spiritual armor, polish it up, and buckle it on.

A while back I wrote about getting onto a war-footing.  I think the days are drawing nearer if they haven’t arrived already.

I have in my mind the story of Nehemiah.  Artaxerxes the Persian gave permission to Nehemiah to rebuild the walls of Jerusalem.  Jerusalem was surrounded by enemies. While the workman labored on the walls they had swords girded on.

I’m buckling up. I reviewed today a list I made for myself a while back of a few things I resolved to do, or to do better.  Spiritual warfare, both defense and offence, has to begin with me.

Something is up, dear readers. We have to get our heads into a mental place where we can endure bad news and bad deeds. I suggest doing some networking.  I often recommend that you do some basic, at least, preparation in the face of storms or disasters for the sake of yourselves and your loved ones.  This applies also to spiritual prep.

I think it was Card. Burke who, not to long ago, recommended prayers for the Devotion to the Holy Face of Jesus.  HERE

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Why do liberals have a spittle-flecked nutty about the cappa magna? Wherein Fr. Z rants.

Last night I watched the BBC (on demand) coverage of the Remembrance Sunday ceremonies in London. No one does ceremony and music like the British.

The sober ceremony, with its essentially unchanging script, got me thinking about the need we human beings have for outward signs and for, above all for decorum.

Decorum can mean several things.  It is a technical term from ancient rhetoric for that which is apt in this time and place and for this audience so as to achieve your goal.  It also has do with that which is apt in society, boundaries for social behavior.

God knows that we, as human beings, need outward signs to grasp something of the mystery of our encounters with Him and about His plan for us (see St. Augustine, Letters 54-55).  God also knows that we need boundaries for our interactions.

What a devastating mistake is this slide into ever greater informality we have been inflicted with for some decades now.

What a mistake it is to strip away the outward signs of propriety or decorum.

Within Holy Church this applies to our liturgical worship as well as to our social interaction.  Today I posted about a video documentary on the cassock.  HERE  I think the stripping down of ecclesiastical garb has also played ruinously with our Catholic identity across the board.  I don’t mean to say that clerics should be constantly focused on garb.  However, I do think bishops, priests and deacons ought to know how to dress properly according to station and occasion.  Sometimes it is necessary to put on all the gear.  Sometimes, not all the time.  This self-respect, and respect for office, and respect for neighbor, must in turn have a knock on effect among the laity.  Proper dress demonstrates respect for self, for office, for vocation and for others whom a priest is ordained to serve.

We need decorum.

It seems to me that this is one of the reasons why the liberals who suffer from Burke Derangement Syndrome™ consistently mention the cappa magna.  It is as if they are … scared of it.

The fact is that the use of the cappa is still foreseen today for use outside Rome. It is still proper ecclesiastical garb. Liberals fixate on cappas.  They fixate on vestments in a way is truly bizarre.  Reading their philippics is like watching someone struggle with serious disorders.

In my experience, based on the Pontifical Masses I have been involved with, the prelates generally endure all the pontifical gear.  They submit themselves to what the rites and to what decorum both require.

They put them on because they understand that the garb and the rites are not about them.  They endure the discomfort with a cheerful submission because they love the Church and the people they serve, who in turn want to celebrate the sacred mysteries with decorum and reverence.  They submit to the dictates of decorum because, as good churchmen, they want to foster the virtue of Religion, love for the Church and her rites and teaching, and respect for the role of the successors of the Apostles.  It isn’t about them.

This is the exact opposite of the liberal approach to liturgy and garb.  What liberals do screams that its all about them.

I think that liberals instinctively grasp that humility underlies the symbolism of the traditional vestments, the prayers of the older form of  Mass, and even the use of items like the cappa, which underscore the dignity of office and not the person.  Humility and submission to authority is what they can’t stand, and so they heap ridicule on the rites, the garb and, especially, the people who use them. It’s like a sickness.

It’s not just that they despise the old ways.  They despise the people who revere tradition.  They despise the people because of their own contempt for authority.  Furthermore, they know how wrong it is for Catholics to despise these things and these people and so they lash out with personal attacks.

Decorum is about respect, for our forebears, for our neighbor, and for our posterity.

Finally, I have to ask:

Why do they not write and talk this way about Eastern Catholics with their spectacular golden crowns and magnificent vestments? Even when we Latins put on all our gear, we we don’t do crowns. An attack on traditional Roman garb and ways is an attack our Eastern brethren too.  Not to mention the Orthodox.  Liberals are particularly taken with things Orthodox these days (cf oikonomia).

UPDATE 12 Nov:

Ann Barnhardt recently made a similar connection between the way a nation treats its fallen soldiers and our Catholic liturgy. HERE

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