How he should have responded to the “gotcha” question

I have mixed feelings about Gov. Scott Walker running for President.   It would be hard to lose him to the state I live in, because he is doing a cracker-jack job.   Time will tell.

Anyway, liberal newsies are already launching “gotcha” questions at the potential candidate.  Here is how The Blaze covered one.  I love the fictional response suggested by blogger Matt Walsh:

Many left wingers and Barack Obama sycophants are fainting over Gov. Scott Walker’s recent comments where he said doesn’t know if Obama is a Christian.

I disagree with Walker. I think we all know for sure Obama isn’t a Christian.

Of course, he only made this statement because some ridiculous reporter at the Washington Post thought it necessary and prudent to ask the governor of Wisconsin about the religious convictions of the president. The media that showed little interest in Obama’s religion during his presidential campaign have now discovered it as a relevant issue — relevant for Republican candidates, that is.

Obviously this was a trap question.

If Walker had said “yes,” then the headline would be something like, “Scott Walker Renounces Conservatism, Calls Obama a Wonderful, Godly Christian,” or if they went the other route, it would be, “Racist Scott Walker Assumes Obama Is a Christian Because He’s Black.”

But if Walker had said “no,” the headlines about his unseemly attack on the president’s faith would be automatic. And, it turns out, they were automatic even though he tried to take the middle road.

This should be a lesson to Republicans everywhere (then again, a million things a week should be lessons to Republicans, yet they don’t seem to learn). You never win, no matter what, under any circumstance, when the liberal media set out to trap you. It doesn’t matter what you say or how you say it.

These are dishonest people, and dishonest people are notoriously unconcerned with what actually happens or what is actually said. The moment they put a camera in front of your face, you’re screwed.

So what can you do? Well, you can stow away in a cave and hope they never find you, but it can be difficult to run a campaign that way, so the next best strategy is to call them on their crap whenever given the opportunity.

The governor lightly scolded the reporter for playing games — progress, I suppose — but If I were him, I would have come down much, much harder.

Here, for the record, is the appropriate way to respond:

Do I think Obama is a Christian? Do I look like his biographer? Why not ask me his shoe size next? Maybe his preferred Sleep Number setting? Truly, sir, this line of questioning is the dumbest thing I’ve encountered since the last time I encountered a reporter from the Washington Post. Why in the name of all that is holy are you quizzing me about the president’s religion? Why don’t you quiz him? Oh, that’s right, you’re a groveling coward and a pathetic excuse for a journalist. You forget that you’re job is to get to the truth and enlighten the people, not to seek out Republicans for cheap gotcha moments. You, sir, are a fraud, a disgrace, and an embarrassment to what’s left of your dying profession. This president has prosecuted, spied on, and stifled the media, yet you still carry his water like a spineless vassal. Why don’t you shine his shoes while you’re at it? You should be questioning authority, not shielding it from scrutiny, you shameless hack. I will not legitimize you by answering this question. Instead, I will pray that the Holy Spirit sees fit to endow you with even a shred of integrity and courage, so that you might one day decide to do something that in some way resembles journalism. Until then, please leave my presence before I become physically ill. Thank you, sir, good night.

I’ll tell you one thing: the first candidate who says this to the media will have my vote.

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Not bad.

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I am in mourning. It’s the end of an era.

Special "Say The Black - Do The Red" Edition

Special “Say The Black – Do The Red” Edition

I am in mourning.

I received this from a reader today.

Bugatti Sells 450th and Last Veyron
It’s the end of an era

(Bloomberg) — Volkswagen AG sold the 450th and final Bugatti Veyron, marking the end of one of the most exclusive supercars ever built.
The last Veyron is an open-top Grand Sport Vitesse variant, which boasts 1,200 horsepower. The car, called La Finale, will be on display next week at the Geneva Motor Show. The 450 Veyrons were sold for an average price of about 2.3 million euros ($2.6 million) each, Molsheim, France-based Bugatti said Monday in a statement.
After buying the Bugatti brand in 1998, Volkswagen revived the carmaker, which was originally founded by designer Ettore Bugatti. The goal was to develop a vehicle both powerful enough to drive faster than 400 kilometers (249 miles) per hour as well as stylish and comfortable enough for a trip to the opera. The Veyron was first presented in 2005 and is part of Volkswagen’s effort to show it can compete on all levels of the auto industry.

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Sigh.

I guess I’ll have to watched the used market.

Meanwhile, I wonder if I should put wind deflectors on my VW.

Anyone?

7xv8mmv

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GO TO CONFESSION… in Cleveland! 4 March UPDATE! Not only Cleveland.

I received this from a reader:

I am visiting my company in the Cleveland Diocese this week and I heard at mass yesterday that the entire diocese, every single church, will be having confessions from 5-8pm on March 4. What a response to the call for evangelization and the spirit of repentance in the Lenten season!!! You can read more HERE.

I’m sorry that I will have already gone back to Europe (where I live), to Luxembourg, where the faith is all but dormant (some might say “dead”)…a discussion for another time.

Fr. Z kudos to the Diocese of Cleveland!

UPDATE:

I received this from the great guys at St. John Cantius in Chicago.

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Request to readers: towel rack… yes… you read that right…

US2060630-0If I had to build a church or restructure one, there are some traditional things that I would be sure to include in the sacristy.

I would make sure there are adequately deep drawers and closets for vestments, a vault, a sacrarium, a niche with a kneeler with the before and after Mass prayer charts, and a “lavabo” sink for the washing of hands before and after Mass.

Speaking of washing of hands, a priest wrote to me asking help.

Dear Father Z,

We were thinking of getting the ante and post Missam towel racks, or having them made.  The only thing I could find was this reference to a 1936 Patent:  HERE

I thought maybe your readers might know of a place that still makes them or sells them.  In the alternative, you might consider asking people to send in pictures of their own if they still have them in their sacristies.

I think this would be a useful resource.

Anyone?

UPDATE:

A priest sent this in.  Thanks Father GL!

Towel Rack 01

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“O, swear not by the moon, the inconstant moon”

You know… ever since February started, I have had the strangest feeling that it was the wrong day.

Ever have that?

Get out your red pens.

Each day I turn another page of my copy of the Martyrologium Romanum, which is always out on a book stand. Today I received a note from a scholarly reader about a problem with the MartRom!

A google search for “Martyrologium Romanum” brings up several of your posts, and it seems as if you might use the newest edition (2004) regularly. I’d just like to alert you to a misprinting of the lunar calendar tables for February that I just noticed. I apologize if the following isn’t entirely clear, as it is tougher to explain than to see.

If you happen to read the day of the month you’d likely notice it
Monday anyways. For the 23rd, under “k” is 4, and for the 24th, “k” is 6, which means of course that something is wrong. It seems that the error traces back to the table for February 5th. [the culprit!] For this year the (ecclesiastical) new moon (“k”=1) is given as the 20th, while the correct date is the 19th.

So, for 5 februarii – 23 februarii, the table of the moon is a day off, for letter “E” on the 5th, and an additional letter (to the left) each day through the 23rd. On 24 februarii, the error is corrected and each incorrect letter is adjusted forward 2 days. O(null)n these days, wherever the number “30” is inscribed, read “1”, and adjust the following numbers though “E” accordingly. I just have the effected years bracketed in pencil to remind me to make the adjustment.

This error is unfortunately repeated exactly in the Italian
translation.

(One other obvious error I’ve found in the moon tables is that on 20 ianuarii, the table printed is totally incorrect, as it is a repeat of the 13 ianuarii table.)

I hope you find this useful and are able to pass it along if others ask about it. I was seriously perplexed until I tracked down how the February new moon was off this year! (Last year (“N”), the error didn’t have any effect, thankfully.)

It seems that the Moon is calculating, harsh mistress that she is.

BTW… it was the lunar New Year the other day for people in China and Vietnam and a few other places.

And, speaking of things lunar, don’t forget the great conjunction!  HERE

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OLDIE: Images of the Basilica of St. Peter on this Feast of the Cathedra

Here is an oldie but goodie from back in 2008:

Here are a few photos of St. Peter’s taken last year (2007) on this feast of the Cathedra of St. Peter.

It is pretty dark in the Basilica, so steady is the name of the game. Here is a shot through the columns over the main altar toward the apse, where you can see the candles arrayed.

A closer view.

The bronze Cathedra is decorated with lighted candles only once a year, today.

The black bronse statue of St. Peter attributed to the marvelous Arnulfo di Cambio was always dressed up in his cope and tiara, with a ring on his finger and pectoral Cross on two days, 29 June and today. Then the modernists in the Fabrica started fooling around. Too triumphalistic. They started cutting out elements. But all of them were back today except for the griccia alb, which I can live without I guess.

And ….

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Two African Cardinals standing up!

In the lead up (already) to next October’s Synod, the continuation of last October’s wild ride with its bizarre rules, backroom maneuvers, and strange proposals, Africa (pace Card. Kasper) is coming into its own.

I saw this at the National Catholic Register:

Cardinal Napier: African Bishops Have Higher Priorities Than Communion for Divorced and Remarried

The South-African cardinal discounted a recent report in Crux that suggested African support for allowing such couples to receive the Eucharist.

ROME — A leading African cardinal says the continent’s bishops want the upcoming Vatican synod to zero in on strengthening the Church with good families — before getting sidetracked on other issues, such as the contentious debate over allowing Communion for divorced-and-remarried couples.
Cardinal Wilfrid Napier of Durban was in Rome last week for a meeting of African bishops — known as the Symposium of Episcopal Conferences of Africa and Madagascar, or SECAM — with Pope Francis.
In a Feb. 13 interview, he told CNA that he’d gotten together with a group of cardinals the previous evening to discuss what issues they should bring to the table come October, when the synod on the family meets in Rome.
“And the first thing we said was: We have to emphasize that we have good marriages; we have good families. Let’s be positive, first and foremost,” he said.
“Secondly, how can we ensure that the next generation is also going to have good families and good marriages? So the preparation and the accompaniment are two things that we really have concentrated on.”
Cardinal Napier’s comments emphasizing good families — and the preparation of good families in the future — were his answer to a question about a fellow African bishop’s supposed openness to admitting the divorced and remarried to Communion.
Crux’s John Allen wrote Feb. 11 that Ghanaian Archbishop Gabriel Palmer-Buckle of Accra said “he’s open to allowing divorced-and-civilly-remarried Catholics to receive Communion, [NB] belying impressions of a uniformly hostile African stance toward change on such matters.”
Allen did not quote Archbishop Palmer-Buckle, but wrote that the prelate says he is disposed to “vote Yes” on the “Kasper proposal.”
The term hearkens back to retired German Cardinal Walter Kasper, who has suggested that Communion might be given in certain cases to those who have divorced and subsequently remarried without having obtained a decree of nullity of their first marriage. [The unworkable, indefensible “tolerated but not accepted” non-solution.]
After discussing the need for strengthening families now and in the future, Cardinal Napier turned directly to the issue of the Ghanaian archbishop’s comments:
One of the cardinals had the presence of mind to call the man concerned [Archbishop Palmer-Buckle], and he said, ‘Look, I was talking in a very general way, and, yes, it did come up, and my answer was [that] in cases like this you have to look at it on a case-by-case basis; you can’t make a general statement that you can give Communion to people who are [divorced and] remarried, and so on.’

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Doesn’t sound to me as if that Archbishop thinks what John Allen reported.  Perhaps the interview was … hasty.

Read the rest over there at the Register.

Meanwhile, we are also hearing from Robert Card. Sarah, whom Pope Francis appointed as the Prefect of the Congregation for Divine Worship and Discipline of the Sacraments.

A reader alerted me to the news that His Eminence has now a book interview in French with Nicholas Diat published by Fayard. A few excerpts are HERE.

About “Gender issues” he said:

About my home continent, I want forcefully to denounce a desire to impose false values using political and financial arguments. In some African countries, ministries dedicated to gender theory have been created in exchange for economic support! These policies are all the more hideous because the greater part of African populations are defenseless, thanks to fanatical Western ideologues.

And about the upcoming Synod itself, he said (my emphases):

The idea would be to place the Magisterium in jewel box [NB] by detaching the pastoral practice, which could develop as circumstances, fashions and passions, is a form of heresy, a dangerous schizophrenic pathology. So I solemnly affirm that the Church of Africa will strongly oppose any rebellion against the teaching of Jesus and the Magisterium.

As you know, the constant mantra of those who are promoting Communion for the divorced and remarried is that “We will never change the Church’s teaching.  We can change our practice.”

No. Really, we can’t.

The Left and catholic media is going to present their agenda more and more in the coming months as if it were a done deal.  They will create a huge expectation through the media.

Just remember what Card. Kasper said HERE:

Q: But are African participants listened to in this regard?

KASPER: No, the majority of them [who hold these views won’t speak about them].

Q: They’re not listened to?

KASPER: In Africa of course [their views are listened to], where it’s a taboo.

Q: What has changed for you, regarding the methodology of this synod?

KASPER: I think in the end there must be a general line in the Church, general criteria, but then the questions of Africa we cannot solve. There must be space also for the local bishops’ conferences to solve their problems but I’d say with Africa it’s impossible [for us to solve]. But they should not tell us too much what we have to do. [?!?]

Fr. Z kudos to Card. Napier and Card. Sarah.

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NEW Z-SWAG – Liquidum non frangit ieiunium

Some of you asked for mugs with the phrase Liquidum non frangit ieiunium.

Ecce.  I added one to the Fr. Z Stuff Store.  HERE

Some samples…

Can insulator…

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Drinking glass.

liquidum_mug_04

Something whimsical… for medicinal purposes only, of course.

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Two sizes of coffee mugs, with the text on different sides.

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liquidum_mug_01

 

There are various thermoses and even a wine glass charm (with several other things that I would never buy… but hey!).

Enjoy!

Liquidum non frangit 01 copy

 

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Get a free music CD of spectacular music of Lent from St. John Cantius

MISERERE CantiusI had a great offer from the Canons at St. John Cantius which they want to extend to you, through my blog.

BIRETTA BOOKS – SPECIAL OFFER FOR LENT

Biretta Books has a special Lenten offer for Fr. Z’s Blog readers.

Visit www.BirettaBooks.com anytime during Lent or the Easter Octave to take advantage of this special Lenten offer. Here is how it works.

Those who purchase at least $30.00 (US) worth of products from the Biretta Books online store qualify to get a free Miserere CD of Lenten Music sung by the St. Cecilia Choir of St. John Cantius Church, Chicago. The offer is available while supplies last and expires on 13 April 2015.

(1) Visit Biretta Books online at: http://birettabooks.com/

(2) Select at least $30 worth of items for your shopping cart

(3) Once you are at “Checkout,” go to the bottom of the page to the section marked “Additional Information”

(4) In the box for “Additional Information” type in this product code number to get your free Miserere CD: SY400

Hear audio samples of the Miserere CD online. Click here.

And… there’s a video!

 

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CONJUNCTION ALERT!

I hope we have a break in the clouds!

From Sky and Telescope:

Earth’s two closest planetary neighbors draw strikingly close together this week.

When it comes to “eyeball astronomy,” nothing is more satisfying than to see a pair of celestial objects appear close together in the sky, what astronomers call a conjunction. And 2015, notes S&T‘s longtime contributing editor Fred Schaaf, truly deserves to be called the “Year of the Conjunctions.” In January we watched Venus and Mercury come together in the evening twilight, and this month features a similarly close and prolonged pairing of Venus and Mars. [“It’s still the same old story…”]

The two worlds have been edging closer together all month. Venus has become obvious in the southwest after sunset, and it’s been climbing a little higher week by week. Mars, meanwhile, has lingered in roughly the same part of the post-sunset sky for several months, refusing to depart. [Plus ça change…] Last week Mars was about 8° above Venus, but for a 9-day run beginning February 17th, the two remain within 2° of each other. That separation shrinks to less than 1° from the 20th through the 23rd.

Venus, Mars, and the Moon this week

The climax comes on February 21st, when the two planets are just 0.4° apart at dusk, as seen from the Americas. Since the pairing is so close, Schaaf cautions, “little Mars might be hard to see in Venus’s glare without optical aid.” [“… a case of do or die…”]

Both worlds will fit together in a medium-power telescopic view, with Venus clearly dominant — nearly 100 times brighter. Its dazzling yellow-white disk, shining at magnitude –3.9, is 12 arcseconds wide and 88% illuminated, whereas peach-colored Mars is much dimmer, magnitude +1.2 or +1.3, and just 4 arcseconds across.

As an added bonus, a thin crescent Moon is passing through this celestial scene. It clusters dramatically with the two planets in the deepening dusk on February 20th one day before Venus and Mars are closest. Get those cameras ready!

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Very cool.

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