Category Archives: Liturgy Science Theatre 3000

Especially for discussion of liturgical abuses and wacky ideas

QUAERITUR: Inserting a ditty into the reading of the Passion

UPDATE:  A reader in a comment below shows that I was wrong about my answer.  But I am going to claim that I am also right, depending on which country you are in.  It was inconceivable to me as I … Read More →

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QUAERITUR: Holy Thursday altar of repose in the basement where coffee is usually taken

From a reader: Is there any guidance about where the Altar of Repose on Holy Thursday should be located? For many years at my parish, it was located at one of the side altars in the Church (we have five … Read More →

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“ecclesiastical karaoke”

From CNA: London, England, Apr 14, 2011 / 05:46 am (CNA).- A Grammy winning music director has delivered a stinging attack upon modern Church music.  Joseph Cullen, choral director at the London Symphony Orchestra, says that since the 1960s there … Read More →

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QUAERITUR: New translation and inclusive language

From a reader: What is and is not currently allowed to be used at Mass? What will and won’t be allowed after November? What falls into the “bad but nothing to be done about it” category and what can be … Read More →

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QUAERITUR: Holy Thursday foot washing follies

From a reader: Well this year is a return of mass foot washings. As our bulletin states, “This year everyone will participate in this action. Please wear socks and shoes that are easy to remove. Towels will be provided.” Should … Read More →

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IRON LITURGY CAGEMATCH SHOWDOWN … and a question

I have been posting some liturgical compare and contrast pictures and videos lately.  Some readers have taken me to task for being unfair by posting images that are great when traditional, really nasty when liberal. Fine.  Let’s try this again. … Read More →

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You decide

And exercise in contrasts: [wp_youtube]rh_nqtp3VrU[/wp_youtube] And then there was this: (This video is no longer available.) UPDATE: And in Los Angeles this year, 2011, at the Three Day so Darkness Conference… er um… Education Conference.   No hotel meeting room, like … Read More →

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Reason #15749079 for Summorum Pontificum

Put your Say The Black – Do The Red coffee mug down and swallow your Mystic Monk Coffee before … before you turn this on. (This video is no longer available.) How embarrassing.

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Do we need Summorum Pontificum and the Corrected Translation? You decide.

A study in contrasts. And…

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A study in contrasts, or why we need Summorum Pontificum and the Corrected Translation

Compare and contrast. And…

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