Category Archives: Liturgy Science Theatre 3000

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Drive through confessionals – WDTPRS POLL

We have talked about iPad Roman Missals on the altar.  We have talked about ATMs in the narthex of church’s for your weekly donations.  We have talked about electric vigil lights, and recorded music, and microphones, hand sanitizer at Communion.  … Read More →

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We need Summorum Pontificum. We need the new, corrected translation.

Over at Southern Orders there is a study in contrasts. For your consideration. And then… We need Summorum Pontificum.  We need the new, corrected translation.

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Reason #5648562 for Summorum Pontificum

Yes, I think we do need a New Evangelization. Don’t watch any of what follows on a full stomach.  Especially the part with the priest. I found this through the blog Fides et Forma. Sts. Peter and Paul parish in … Read More →

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QUAERITUR: Children reading the Gospel during Mass

From a reader: I am a curate in a busy city centre parish in the UK. I have just been told by my Parish Priest that I should be flexible [?] and pastoral [?!?] at Children’s Masses and allow them … Read More →

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Bp. Morlino affirms prohibition of eulogies. As night follows day, liberals whine.

We have written about H.E. Most Rev. Robert Morlino, Bishop of Madison on several occasions.  Bp. Morlino is one of the true stand-up men in the USCCB. Now comes this from Channel 3000 which seems to have something to do … Read More →

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When you think you’ve seen it all

Remember the post about the people in Albany who do the Stations of the Cross in clown gear? When you think you have seen it all… a reader comes around with this sort of thing (edited).  This is from St. … Read More →

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Lent: the silly season in some places

As a preamble. From a reader: Here is a a picture I took, instead of Holy Water, or the sand, its a purple cloth. This is not my home parish, but I happen to be in that town this weekend … Read More →

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QUAERITUR: Priest tells congregation to stand for consecration

UPDATE 23 March 20:19 GMT: From the questioner: Father, I just wanted to thank you for your response to my question. I wanted to follow-up with you about the funeral. The vigil and the funeral went beautifully. The priest did … Read More →

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Albany: Clowning around with Stations of the Cross

Why can’t Stations of the Cross just be Stations of the Cross? A reader alerted me to this event posted (at the time of this writing) on the website of The Evangelist, the official publication of the Diocese of Albany. … Read More →

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Dumb liberal idea #3464 = Reason #583739 for Summorum Pontificum: Removing Holy Water during Lent

If there are any priests out there who remove Holy Water from the stoops in church for Lent… KNOCK IT OFF! And if you, dear readers, go into a church and you see this idiocy… for the love of God, … Read More →

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