Fr. Z’s Kitchen: Healthy and Not

In an earlier post, I affirmed my love of country. I think honorable men should love God, family and country.

Today I love America also because of this.

Last night at the parish we had a BBQ with a large group of men in part for one of the guys – in the Air Force – who is being deployed again (5th time?) to Jihadistan.  Yes, wife and little kids. He’s stoic.

One of the bonus of getting together with men only is that the FFLF* doesn’t figure.  Therefore, we can have food that goes straight to the Left Anterior Descending.

Behold: Bacon Pie.

Cheese is not excluded.

The evening also included cigars and pipes and pints.  This cigar was given to me by one of the Swiss Guard on the evening of my 25th Jubilee supper in Rome.  Thanks!

Meanwhile, on Friday my market has fishy things on sale.  I got some mussels at $3.95/lbs and made them with white wine, garlic, green onions, herbes de provence, tomatoes.

This is easy, if you have never prepared them.  I keep them in the fridge until I need to work with them.  Then I fill a large pot with water and put them in: they tend to open and let go of sand and some seaweed.  Meanwhile, in a pot or pan that that you can cover with a lid that seals well, put a little white wine, and some veg like I mentioned, perhaps a dash of Pernod.  Turn the heat up so that you have a boil and then put the mussels in and cover it.  They will open fast.  Don’t overcook them.  You can sprinkle some parsley for flaver and personality.  Turn the whole batch into a large bowl and have a bowl for discarded shells.  Don’t try to eat the mussels that don’t open.  You can use connected shell halves like tweezers to eat the others.  Having some good bread to soak up the broth is not a bad idea.

 

I roasted another bronzino and used as a garnish some of the veg and broth from the mussels.  Yum.

See?  Bacon pie and cigars and healthy fish.  Right?

 

*FFLF – Female Fun Limitation Factor, defined as that effect produced on one or more males having fun when a female of any age asks in that special tone of voice, “Do you really think you should be doing that?”, and in all its variations, especially through The Look and other non-verbal signals.

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Just Too Cool: Bike thief meets cowboy!

I like the idea of sports that grew out of practical skills.  It’s fun to watch things like lumberjack competitions and rodeo.  As a kid, I spent summers in the Wild West and got a real taste for rodeo and riding skills.  Alas, it has been many years, but I digress.

Here is something for your Just Too Cool file.  This story has it all.

From NBC:

Cowboy Lassos Alleged Bike Thief in Wal-Mart Parking Lot

A hero on horseback saved the day after a man tried to make off with a bike that wasn’t his on Friday, and it all went down in the parking lot of an Oregon Wal-Mart.

Self-described “cowboy” Robert Borba was at the store in Eagle Point, Oregon, to pick up some dog food when he heard a woman yell out that someone had stolen her bicycle from a rack. Borba, a champion bull rider, took off on his trusty steed to give chase and rounded himself up a suspect.

Borba was able to wrap his lasso around the suspect’s ankle and hold the man until police arrived before heading back to the farm.

“I roped him and the rope went down around his feet and I just rode off like I would if I roped a cow or something,” Borba described to NBC affiliate KOBI.

“He did it so well I thought, man, he must be in a rodeo or something. It was perfect” onlooker Rob Roque said.

The suspect, Victorino Arellano-Sanchez, was charged with theft and taken to Jackson County Jail, Officer Chris Adams of the Eagle Point Police Department said.

Of course there’s video!

I love America.

I like to imagine what that bicycle thief was thinking as he lay there, trussed.  I suppose that each time he twitched, the horse backed a bit to keep the tension on.  People standing around, looking at him, making comments.  Were I the judge in that case, I might sentence the guy to muck out that horse’s stall for a few weeks.

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Prayers and Points about the Terror in Orlando

I was drafting something along these lines, but Fr. John Hunwicke has expressed also many of the points I wanted to get across (with my emphases and comment):

Those who died in the most truly appalling events at Orlando … may they, through the all-atoning Sacrifice of our most sweet Redeemer and our suffrages, have remission of their sins: we pray this for them as we pray it for all the departed, since as Christians we believe that anyone who claims to be without sin is deceiving himself and the Truth is not in him. This, of course, goes equally for popes and for rent-boys and for you and for me.

Humanly, we may surely hope that many of those killed in a situation which prima facie may have been at least a proximate occasion of mortal sin, may, through their own ignorance, not have had that full knowledge and consent which would render their deeds and intentions as lethal subjectively as they are objectively. It is a sobering thought that it may be easier for us, who are instructed Catholics, to go to Hell than it is for the uninstructed. [And yet it would be a sin not to try to instruct and admonish and counsel.]

And we pray for the wounded; for the families, friends, survivors, witnesses of those who died. Perhaps a particular prayer is appropriate for those who were not aware that their sons or daughters were being drawn into intrinsically disordered actions: parents for whom the horror of so dreadful a bereavement may even be  increased by that realisation.

And I think we need to be aware that [NB] the Hierarchs of the Spirit of this Age will use this fearful atrocity for their own purposes. Treating the victims of a deranged murderer as martyrs for a noble cause is likely to become a stock element in the perverted parody of the moral high ground which the Powers of Evil seek to inculcate. And it will become part of a campaign which, if it succeeds, will lead to the increasingly violent persecution of anybody who articulates the teaching of Scripture and of the Catholic Church (Catechism paragraphs 2357 and following). [And also persecution of those who defend civil liberties enshrined in the Constitution of these USA.]

What are the paragraphs of the CCC to which Father refers?

Chastity and homosexuality

2357 Homosexuality refers to relations between men or between women who experience an exclusive or predominant sexual attraction toward persons of the same sex. It has taken a great variety of forms through the centuries and in different cultures. Its psychological genesis remains largely unexplained. Basing itself on Sacred Scripture, which presents homosexual acts as acts of grave depravity, tradition has always declared that “homosexual acts are intrinsically disordered.” They are contrary to the natural law. They close the sexual act to the gift of life. They do not proceed from a genuine affective and sexual complementarity. Under no circumstances can they be approved.

2358 The number of men and women who have deep-seated homosexual tendencies is not negligible. This inclination, which is objectively disordered, constitutes for most of them a trial. They must be accepted with respect, compassion, and sensitivity. Every sign of unjust discrimination in their regard should be avoided. These persons are called to fulfill God’s will in their lives and, if they are Christians, to unite to the sacrifice of the Lord’s Cross the difficulties they may encounter from their condition.

2359 Homosexual persons are called to chastity. By the virtues of self-mastery that teach them inner freedom, at times by the support of disinterested friendship, by prayer and sacramental grace, they can and should gradually and resolutely approach Christian perfection.

As far as civil liberties are concerned, I worry about the erosion of the freedom of religion and assembly, the right to bear arms, protection from illegal search and seizure, due process, the non-enumerated rights of the people and powers reserved to the states and the people.

It seems to me that what Fr Hunwicke calls the Hierarchs of the Spirit of this Age and also the Powers of Evil are attacking on all fronts through events like this. In times of confusion and crisis, the Hierarchs and Powers are expert at manipulation and exploitation.

Make a list of intentions, friends, and of people and then, with discipline, pray and fast for them. Use your Rosary. Invoke the help of the Guardian Angels of specific people.

This war – and it is a war – is to be fought on the spiritual level as well as in our temporal sphere.

The instrument of Satan Leon Trotsky quipped that you might not be interested in dialectic, but dialectic is interested in you.  Because of the relationship of dialectic and polemic, rooted in the Greek word for war, pólemos, Trotsky’s quip morphed into, “You might not be interested in war, but war is interested in you.”  This is absolutely the case when it comes to the war the Enemy of the Soul wages on every one of us.

In the spiritual plane we have relentless and inescapable enemies in the World, the Flesh and the Devil.  In this temporal, earthly life we also have enemies.

Don’t for a moment imagine that they are not interested in you.

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Ready? Daily Carry Stuff and You.

You can’t be perfectly prepared for every possible contingency, but you can be prepared for some of them, including injuries.

On some blogs you will at times see people post their “daily carry” stuff. Those posts often also involve “readiness” things that make loud noises. Those noise makers aren’t the only dimension of being ready.

There are also some medical items which might make a difference for yourself or for someone else.

NB: Just as it is necessary to have training with things that make loud noises, so too it is necessary to have training with medical supplies. It is one thing to have any of these items, but it is another to use them properly under stress. I would like even more training, and I am going to take steps to get it.

Here are shots of some daily carry things.  I confess that I don’t have this particular pack with me every time I go out.  I determine what I want to carry depending on where I am going, how, and what time of day it is.

What you see Z-Pack, gauze, sutures, prep pads, scalpel, Celox, mouth to mouth mask, scissors, nitrile gloves, tourniquets (set up to go over large shoe or boot), antibiotic ointment packs.  I haven’t figured out how to get the nasopharyngeal tube chest seal in yet, but I don’t know how to use that well … yet… but maybe some nearby would! Some band-aids, not shown, but they are less involved in getting someone stable, or closer it stable.

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I would add that you readers supplied most of these things, from my Amazon wish list.

Also, when I travel, most all of this goes in my carry-on back-pack.  Not the scalpel… I haven’t tried that yet.  Only once did I get a raised eye-brow and question from a TSA drone.  I ask him if he had ever watched someone bleed out and that ended that.  Alas, I have.  The times with the most blood were on a train-track and another time on a Roman street, directly in front of the Chiesa Nuova (rocketing motorcycle zooming between buses at stop light, pedestrians crossing… brrrrr).  I gave extreme unction both those times, since part of my “daily carry” also includes an IO stock.  I anointed on streets several times in Rome, over the years.

If you don’t think that these things can happen where you are, friends, then you are not living in reality.  To anoint is my primary role, but if I can stop bleeding too, well… I’d like to do that (including my own).

Suggestions from the well-experienced are welcome.  You can’t learn enough.

Everyone: You might consider gathering some basic items.  Keep them in your car, or bag, certainly in your dwelling.  Make sure you know how to use them.  Refresh perishables from time to time.

 

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New book from Sam Gregg of ACTON INSTITUTE: For God and Profit

I’ll be seeing my friend Sam Gregg during Acton U, which takes place next week in Grand Rapids, MI.

Acton U is run by ACTON INSTITUTE.  Hey Fishwrap!  That’s ACTON INSTITUTE.

In any event, Sam has a new book, with a delightful title:

For God and Profit: How Banking and Finance Can Serve the Common Good

US HERE
UK HERE

I look forward to digging into this one.  His books are great.

Meanwhile, I was alerted to a piece at the aforementioned Fishwrap (aka National Schismatic Reporter) that at a confab of the liberal Catholic Theological Society of America Sam’s book was one of the best sellers.  heh heh  This at a conference which had Sr. Margaret Farley as the keynote speaker, so you can imagine what went on there (… or, given what she advocates, perhaps you shouldn’t).  Most of the books mentioned as having sold well were ridiculous, of course, given the crowd.  “Theologians”… right? I simply enjoy the fact that Sam’s books did so well.  Who knows?  Maybe some scales will fall from some eyes!

And did I mention ACTON INSTITUTE?

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National Memorial for the Fallen Killed by Radical Islamic Terrorists

An idea came up in one of my conversations today about the terrorist attack in Orlando by an Islamic terrorist who had declared his allegiance to ISIS.

Perhaps we need to raise people’s awareness of the nature of these attacks by the founding of a …

National Memorial for the Fallen Killed by Radical Islamic Terrorists.

It should be situated at the Mall in Washington DC.

Perhaps it could be made of the hard bloody-red stone, porphyry.

It should have each group under a header indicating the place and the date, in chronological order.

There should probably be a provision made for expansion.

For now, prayers for the fallen and their families, and prayers for the defeat of terrorists and confusion to our enemies.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes

Was there a good point or two in the sermon you heard for your Mass of Sunday obligation?

Let us know.

For my part, I spoke about different kinds of suffering and about the fact that everything we might endure here in this vale of tears is but a blink of an eye and nothing compared to the bliss of heaven.   I spoke then also for bit about what heaven might be like, though it is mysterious.  We know by Catholic Faith that the bliss of heaven will be complete and eternal.  I think that the happiness of heaven, and the sight of God in whose image we are made, will be so overwhelming that God will continue to give us the graces we need to bear the sheer overwhelming joy.  God will forever show us more about ourselves, since we are in His image, and we will eternally journey toward Him in fascination and ecstasy for He will always remain Mystery.

Therefore we must persevere in enduring our temporal sufferings, which come from without and which we endure within especially when we suffer because we are resisting temptations.  We should strive to relieve the suffering of others as best we can even as we endeavor to bear our own.  Staying close to the sacraments and persevering in this way – will we come to the happiness of heaven.

When I say that we should preach about the Four Last Things, I mean it.  That means also preaching about the joy of heaven.

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Death can strike at any moment of any day. Wherein Fr. Z begs bishops and priests to preach unvarnished truths.

Just the other day I was catching up on episodes of the series Blue Bloods (Catholic family, cops in NYC, etc.).  In one episode a rep from the police force in London pressed the NYC police commissioner about what he truly feared.  He responded: Paris.

There is still a lot we don’t know about the terror attack on the homosexual night club in Orlando. We know that the perp, from Port St. Lucie, was Muslim and of Afghani origin and, born in NY, is an American citizen. He was a registered Democrat and he had class G, statewide firearms license.  He married a woman from Uzbekistan in 2009.  They met online.  He was a wife-beater. They divorced.  More information will eventually come out.  READERS NEAR ORLANDO: Consider giving blood!  Especially if you are type O (but all types will be helpful).

That said, the point I want to make is that you do not know the day, hour, minute when you will find yourself before the Just Judge for the accounting of and disposition of your immortal soul for eternity.

Death can strike at any moment of any day.

Dear readers, examine your consciences.

Make amends with people.

Perform works of mercy.

Pray.

Fast.

GO TO CONFESSION.

Fathers, bishops, preach about the Four Last Things.

Preach about confession.

Preach with urgency!

I thrust upon you the words of Paul in 1 Timothy 4:

I charge thee, before God and Jesus Christ, who shall judge the living and the dead, by his coming, and his kingdom: Preach the word: be instant in season, out of season: reprove, entreat, rebuke in all patience and doctrine. For there shall be a time, when they will not endure sound doctrine; but, according to their own desires, they will heap to themselves teachers, having itching ears:And will indeed turn away their hearing from the truth, but will be turned unto fables. But be thou vigilant, labour in all things, do the work of an evangelist, fulfill thy ministry. Be sober.

I beg you, dear bishops and priests, tell people the unvarnished truth about Death, Judgment, Heaven and Hell. I implore you. Your eternal fate also hangs in the balance.  Right?

All you readers out there, in most of the places where you are around the world, things are getting sporty. I urge you to exercise prudence in where you go and when.

When you are out and about – and I think we ought to be – practice great situational awareness. Look around at your surroundings. Watch for things or people or their mannerisms and what they carry that is out of place. If it catches your eye, keep an eye on it. If you are able to take some kind of training that might involve also learning about situational awareness, you will not have wasted your time and we could all be just a little safer if you do.

One thing I can ask you to do right now and that you don’t need a class for: when you are out and about, put your damn phones away! Don’t walk about with your eyes glued to little screens, walking though a digital tunnel of situational oblivion. Please?

Remember: We are all going to face our maker and be judged.  My prayer for you is that that meeting be a happy one – and not any sooner or more violently that it has to be, submitting all things to God’s will, of course.

From a sudden and unprovided death, spare us, O Lord.

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¡Viva Cristo Rey! Sistine Chapel replicated in Mexico over the tomb of Plutarco Elias Calles

Via CRUX 2.0 we find something that is just too cool from AP.

Sistine Chapel replica unveiled in Mexico City

A private art project has created a temporary replica of the chapel in Mexico’s art deco Monument to the Revolution, using more than 2.7 million photographs printed on cloth and hung from a metal framework. It’s free and open to the public through June 30.

MEXICO CITY – During June, Renaissance art lovers in Mexico won’t need to travel to Vatican City to see the glories of the Sistine Chapel.
A private art project has created a temporary replica of the chapel in Mexico’s art deco Monument to the Revolution.  [How’s that for dissonance?]
People were lined up on Thursday to see the replica, which is open free to the public through June 30.
“I got the idea two years ago with my brother, inside the Sistine Chapel,” said Gabriel Berumen, creative director and producer of the replica. “When we walked inside and saw its beauty we said ‘Can we replicate this? Of course we can, in Mexico’, that’s when the dream began.”

[…]

It once would have been considered a political miracle as well.
Among the Mexican heroes entombed beneath the simulated chapel is Plutarco Elias Calles, the president who led a ferocious crackdown on the church in the 1920s that resulted in open warfare. Tight restrictions on the Catholic church remained in place for more than half a century.

Tonight perhaps I’ll watch For Greater Glory.

US HERE
UK HERE

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Latvian Lutherans ban female ‘priests’

Here’s a step in the right direction for our upcoming ecumenical celebrations of the Reformation!

From IOL:

Women priests voiced dismay on Wednesday after Latvia’s Lutheran church ruled it would no longer allow women to be ordained, putting it at odds with its counterparts in other countries.

Lutheran churches in the United States, Canada, Germany, Norway and Sweden for example not only allow female priests but have also appointed female leaders.

The Evangelical Lutheran Church of Latvia (ELCL) synod, which gathers every four years, voted on June 3 to amend its constitution so that only men could become priests.

“The decision of the synod is very sad,” said 38-year-old Zanda Ohff, who trained for the priesthood in Latvia but moved to Germany to become ordained.

Ordination was theoretically open to women before, although Archbishop Janis Vanags has refused to ordain any new women priests since becoming head of the church in 1993.

According to latest official figures, about a third of Latvians identify themselves as Lutherans, followed by Catholics and Orthodox.

“I started my studies when archbishop Vanags had already been elected but I hoped that some day I might become a pastor,” said Ohff, one of many women priests driven abroad.

“I hoped it would be in Latvia but the last 23 years have shown that it’s not possible,” she told AFP, adding that the church has become more authoritarian under Vanags.

The ruling does not affect the Latvian Evangelical Lutheran Church Abroad (LELCA), which is a separate organisation formed during the years of Soviet Occupation to keep the church alive among emigre Latvians.

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Read the rest there.

I am reminded just now of the old book by Fr. Miceli, Women Priests And Other Fantasies.

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