RATS IN THE RECTORY! Of priests and rodents: Part 2

Remember these guys?  Here are some priests in Georgia suffering from a home invasion.

By rats.

Check the blog Southern Orders.

The latest in the saga:

This is rat central and I have an update for you on the rectory wanderings of Ben and Socrates. The last straw two weeks ago has led us to put poison out. Have they eaten it? Maybe, but they are immune evidently! It must be like crack to them!

The latest terror is that our parochial vicar, Fr. Justin ate some Zaxby’s chicken on Monday night, my day off when I go to Augusta for rat respite! He placed his bones (the chicken’s) in the carry out Styrofoam container, closed it, place that in its plastic bag and tied it shut and placed that in a open kitchen plastic garbage can in the TV room which is in our living quarters on the top floor of the rectory. The office is on the main floor, our kitchen and dining room are the ground floor.

Yesterday, Fr. Justin noticed that the bag of discarded chicken bones had been opened, a hole had been eaten through the Styrofoam container of bones and that every bone including a used pack of blue cheese was missing. The light weight garbage container was still upright!

Fr. Justin moved the couch and behind it was strewn the chewed on chicken bones and the blue cheese packet licked clean. All that was left were rat droppings marking the stash of bones. It was quite shocking to see!

Last night we placed all kinds of traps and poisons on the third floor, only to discover this morning that of the four traps we set, all had the food removed from them and the traps not sprung!

This is diabolical. I suffer now from current and post traumatic stress syndrome. I don’t sleep well at night and dread going to the kitchen in the morning to fix breakfast. I go to my mother’s house in Augusta and hear a sound there and think she has rats too! I go on retreat and the same thing occurs.

This is war and I think I’m losing it!

I think they need to do that Prex deprecatoria again.

I have real sympathy for these fellows.  I had a particularly difficult mouse once.  It could take the peanut butter right off the traps.  But it couldn’t dig the peanut out of the metal loop… heh heh.  They just can’t resist peanut butter.

Say a prayer against the rat.

In the meantime, I bet some of you have experience.

And does anyone have a sturdy Rat Terrier they could lend these men?

In the meantime ….
Buy some coffee!
[CUE MUSIC]

After a long day of battling rat infestation, relax with a piping hot WDTPRS mug brimming with Mystic Monk Coffee.

Once you taste its rich savory goodness, it won’t be brimming for long!

And I have it on special authority that rats – like liberals – are annoyed by both WDTPRS and Mystic Monk Coffee!

Not just Monk… Mystic Monk.

It’s swell!

How about sending those priests some coffee?

I am sending them two large Say The Black – Do The Red mugs.

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Tonight’s irony packed supper

It being an Ember Friday I ate rather little today, and I am avoiding meat.

So, I thought to prime myself for a workout tonight with some pasta and things from the garden.

I picked a mess of these little bitty tomatoes.

pasta

What to do?

I looked in the fridge and saw some olives that needed using.

“Ma va!”, quoth I!  “I know what I’ll do!”

So… I gathered a few ingredients.

pasta

“But Father! But Father!”, you are surely saying.  “Capers? Anchovy paste? EWWEEEEW!”

Those of you who have a little more knowledge see the anchovy, olives, tomatoes, hot pepper, and…

This can only mean Spaghetti “alla puttanesca“.

The water was boiling and the sauce is ready in a flash.  Time to move!

And I as reached for the spaghetti, I noticed that package of pasta sent by a reader of this blog who used my wish list.

And.. with a chuckle, I made….

pasta

So….

pasta

Strozzapreti alla puttanesca.

And if you were wondering… fantastic.

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Madison, WI 1-2 Oct: Sacred Music Workshop

WorkshopThere will be a workshop on Sacred Music in the Diocese of Madison, WI on 1-2 October, Friday afternoon and Saturday morning.  Use that link for concrete information about schedules, etc.

The workshop is entitled “A treasure of inestimable value”, which is a phrase from Sacrosanctum Concilium.

The presenter will be Fr. Robert Skeris, one of the old warriors of the dark years after the Council when sacred music was being dismantled in the USA (and everywhere else).  He was a colleague of the late Msgr. Richard Schuler in this regard, and therefore has well-considered thoughts about sacred music.

Also, His Excellency Most. Rev. Robert Morlino, the Bishop of Madison, will be personally involved both days, for Evening Prayer and for a sung Mass, Novus Ordo, to close the workshop on Saturday.  The participants will provide the chant.

Readers of this blog have seen entries about Bp. Morlino, who is a leader in the defense of life of the unborn.

These workshops are popping up all over the place.  The participants learn some things about Gregorian chant and then get some practice.  This is good.

Perhaps your parish can sponsor one?

I am delighted to see a diocese doing this!  That says something!

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Outstanding analysis of Papal Visit by Samuel Gregg

In another entry, I suggested that I needed better analysis of Benedict XVI’s visit to the UK.

Lupus in fabula, is I believe the customary phrase.

This comes from Samuel Gregg of the Acton Institute, and one of the smarter writers I know.

Benedict’s Creative Minority

By Samuel Gregg

In the wake of Benedict XVI’s recent trip to Britain, we have witnessed—yet again—most journalists’ inability to read this pontificate accurately[Do I hear an “Amen!”?] Whether it was Queen Elizabeth’s gracious welcoming address, Prime Minister David Cameron’s sensible reflections, or the tens of thousands of happy faces of all ages and colors who came to see Benedict in Scotland and England (utterly dwarfing the rather strange collection of angry Kafkaesque protestors), all these facts quickly disproved the usual suspects’ predictions of low-turnouts and massive anti-pope demonstrations.

Indeed, off-stage voices from Britain’s increasingly not-so-cultured elites—such as the celebrity atheist Richard Dawkins and others whom the English historian Michael Burleigh recently described as “sundry chasers of limelight” and products of a “self-satisfied provincialism”—were relegated to the sidelines. As David Cameron said, Benedict “challenged the whole country to sit up and think.

The RealmOf course the success of Benedict’s visit doesn’t mean Britain is about to return to its Christian roots.  [On this point, turn to books by Aidan Nichols. ] In fact, it’s tempting to say present-day Britain represents one possible—and rather depressing—European future.

In an article  welcoming Benedict’s visit to Britain, the UK’s Chief Rabbi Jonathan Sachs observed, “Whether or not you accept the phrase ‘broken society,’ not all is well in contemporary Britain.” The facts cited by Sach were sobering. In 2008, 45 percent of British children were born outside marriage; 3.9 million children are living in poverty; 20 percent of deaths among young people aged from 15 to 24 are suicides; in 2009, 29.4 million antidepressants were dispensed, up 334 percent from 1985. [Holy cow.]

Such is the fruit of a deeply-secularized, über-utilitarian culture that tolerates Christians until they start questioning the coherence of societies which can’t speak of truth and error, good and evil, save in the feeble jargon of whatever passes for political correctness at a given moment[OORAH!  That’s it.]

[But wait… there’s more!] But what few commentators have grasped is that Benedict has long foreseen that, for at least another generation, this may well be the reality confronting those European Catholics and other Christians who won’t bend the knee to political correctness or militant secularism. Accordingly, [At the same time as he is trying to revitalize Catholic identity…] he’s preparing Catholicism for its future in Europe as what Benedict calls a “creative minority.

The phrase, which Benedict has used for several years, comes from another English historian Arnold Toynbee (1889-1975). Toynbee’s thesis was that civilizations primarily collapsed because of internal decline rather than external assault. “Civilizations,” Toynbee wrote, “die from suicide, not by murder.”

The “creative minorities,” Toynbee held, are those who proactively respond to a civilizational crisis, and whose response allows that civilization to grow. One example was the Catholic Church’s reaction to the Roman Empire’s collapse in the West in the 5th century A.D. The Church responded by preserving the wisdom and law of Athens, Rome and Jerusalem, while integrating the invading German tribes into a universal religious community. Western civilization was thus saved and enriched.

This is Benedict’s vision of the Catholic Church’s role in contemporary Europe. In fact, it’s probably the only viable strategy. [Who can disagree?] One alternative would be for the Church to ghettoize itself. But while the monastic life has always been a vocation for some Christians, retreat from the world has never been most Christians’ calling, not least because they are called to live in and evangelize the world.

Yet another option, of course, is “liberal Catholicism.” The problem is that liberal Catholicism (which is theologically indistinguishable from liberal Protestantism) has more-or-less collapsed (like liberal Protestantism) throughout the world. For proof, just visit the Netherlands, Belgium, or any of those increasingly-rare Catholic dioceses whose bishop regards the 1960s and 1970s as the highpoint of Western civilization.

Even the Economist (which strangely veers between perceptive insight and embarrassing ignorance when it comes to religious commentary) recently observed that “liberal Catholics” are disappearing. Long ago, the now-beatified John Henry Newman underscored liberal Christianity’s essential incoherence. Liberal Catholicism’s future is that of all forms of liberal Christianity: remorseless decline, an inability to replicate themselves, and their gradual reduction to being cuddly ancillaries of fashionable lefty causes or passive deliverers of state-funded welfare programs. [Perfect.  But for now those who embrace liberal Christianity in the ranks of the Catholic Church still hold some power.]

By contrast, Benedict’s creative minority strategy recognizes, first, that to be an active Catholic in Europe is now, as Cardinal André Vingt-Trois of Paris writes in his Une mission de liberté (2010), a choice rather than a matter of social conformity. This means practicing European Catholics in the future will be active believers because they have chosen and want to live the Church’s teaching. Such people aren’t likely to back off when it comes to debating controversial public questions. [I think our European readers will confirm this.  My friends, at least, will.]

Second, the creative minority approach isn’t just for Catholics. It attracts non-Catholics equally convinced Europe has modern problems that, as Rabbi Sachs comments, “cannot be solved by government spending.”

A prominent example is Metropolitan Hilarion Alfeyev, Chairman of the Orthodox Patriarchate of Moscow’s Department for External Church Relations. A deeply cultured man, who’s completely un-intimidated by either liberal Christians or militant secularists, Hilarion has conspicuously cultivated the Catholic Church in Europe because he believes that, [NB] especially under Benedict, it is committed to “defending the traditional values of Christianity,” restoring “a Christian soul to Europe,” and is “engaged in common defence of Christian values against secularism and relativism.” Likewise, prominent European non-believers such as the philosophers Jürgen Habermas and Marcello Pera have affirmed Europe’s essentially Christian pedigree and publically agreed with Benedict that abandoning these roots is Europe’s path to cultural suicide. [I used this argument when the Holy Father’s visit to England was beginning.]

Lastly, creative minorities have the power to resonate across time. It’s no coincidence that during his English journey Benedict delivered a major address in Westminster Hall, the site of Sir Thomas More’s show-trial in 1535.

When Thomas More stood almost alone against Henry VIII’s brutal demolition of the Church’s liberty in England, many dismissed his resistance as a forlorn gesture. More, however, turned out to be a one-man creative minority. Five hundred years later, More is regarded by many Catholics and non-Catholics alike as a model for politicians. By contrast, no-one remembers those English bishops who, with the heroic exception of Bishop John Fisher, bowed down before the tyrant-king.

[NB] And perhaps that’s the ultimate significance of Benedict’s creative minority. Unlike Western Europe’s self-absorbed chattering classes, Benedict doesn’t think in terms of 24-hour news-cycles. He couldn’t care less about self-publicity or headlines. His creative minority option is about the long-view.

The long-view always wins. That’s something celebrities will never understand.

Dr. Samuel Gregg is Research Director at the Acton Institute. He has authored several books including On Ordered Liberty, his prize-winning The Commercial Society, The Modern Papacy, and Wilhelm Röpke’s Political Economy.

Outstanding.

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POLL ALERT: WSJ on clerical celibacy

The Wall Street Journal is running a little poll on the issue of celibacy.

WSJ POLL

And the results at the time of this writing:

Results

UPDATE 20:24 GMT:

Results

UPDATE 22:35 GMT:

Results

UPDATE 25 Sept 12:27 GMT:

Results

It seems that the poll has moved somewhat since the original posting!

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Anglican newspaper’s view of the Pope’s visit

In conversations with smart people I know, we have been thinking over the Papal Visit to Scotland and England. We have been parsing also the news coverage after the event.

Not great analysis. We have seen stories, but not very good analysis. And there is analysis to be had.

But let’s look at The Church Times, the Church of England (that’s Anglican) for some analysis and an upbeat appraisal from an Anglican newspaper.

‘Christ, not self’ is theme as Pope’s visit draws crowds
by Ed Beavan

POPE BENEDICT XVI’s state visit to Britain was an overwhelming success and a positive contribution to his Church’s relations with the Church of England, several senior Anglican clerics said this week.

The Pope, who is 83, visited Edin­burgh, Glasgow, London, and Bir­ming­ham, in a packed itinerary.

At a press conference before his arrival in Scotland on Thursday of last week, the Pope called on Roman Catholics and Anglicans to be “in­struments of Christ” and to “follow together the priority of Christ and not themselves”. [The Pope showed that admirably, especially at Hyde Park.]

[…]

The Dean, [of Westminster Abbey] the Very Revd Dr John Hall, spoke afterwards of an “im­mensely moving” service, and a “genuine respect and extraordinary chemistry” between Pope Bene­dict and Dr Williams. “What came across was the Pope’s personality: he was very friendly, and showed a very profound respect towards our tradi­tions in the service here.

He obviously appreciated the music, [After the Sistine Screamers, who wouldn’t?] he was delighted to hear that the tune to the first hymn, ‘Christ is made the sure foundation’, had been written by a former organist Henry Purcell, whom he had heard of. There was an intense prayer in the shrine, and, after that, before he gave the bless­ing with the Archbishop of Can­terbury, he bent over and kissed the altar, and this spontaneous gesture was a potent symbol. [The writer gets how Benedict works.]

“I believe the whole trip surpassed expectations, and its significance was highlighted by the large numbers of people who turned out to see the Pope.”

The Dean believed that the visit would strengthen relations between the RC Church and the C of E.

The President of the Methodist Con­ference, the Revd Alison Tomlin,  [Was she the one with the long gray hair?] was among the women ministers who also met the Pope at the Abbey. This was not a token gesture, she said, but highlighted the “breadth of the Chris­tian Church in this country”. She be­lieved that the visit would help ecumenical conversations.

Speaking on Vatican Radio, Dr Williams said that the day had been “enormously happy”, and that the Pope’s reception had been “hugely positive”. Evening prayer had been “in­tensely moving for everyone who was there”. He dismissed as “prepos­terous” talk of conflict between the two Communions over Anglicanorum Coetibus.

[..]

[NB] Numbers at a demonstration against the Pope in London on Satur­day were estimated between 5000 (the police figure) and 15-20,000 (the organisers’ figure). [LOL!]

[…]

The Bishop of Winchester, the Rt Revd Michael Scott-Joynt, who was present in Lambeth, Westminster, and Birmingham, said that the visit had gone “extremely well”. There was, he said, “substantial mutual respect and appreciation” between the Pope and Dr Williams. Both leaders had said significant things, particularly about Christian participation in public life.“Both leaders noted there are, as we know, differences between the two Churches, but it seems to me we saw the outstanding progress that has been made in the last 40 or 50 years. Roman Catholic and Anglican bishops inter­mingled on the Friday, and this was not just in a formal way, but because we value each other as colleagues in the mission of this country.”

The Bishop of Chichester, [If only I could remember that limerick that Msgr. Schuler used to recite.  It had a great use of Latin.  Apparently this limerickable bishop repeated things thrice… “which is ter“.] Dr John Hind, who had been at Lambeth Palace and Westminster, said that the crowds would not “easily forget the warmth of his [the Pope’s] human­ity”. “Pope Benedict seems to have left the UK with a very positive view of our country and its people — even of our weather, although it was touch and go for a while on Sunday morn­ing. Those who have followed the visit will have formed a no-less-positive view of Pope Benedict.

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QUAERITUR: Can choir director teach a song at homily time?

From a reader:

I am a choir director and my pastor would like me to teach the congregation a song during the homily. He will introduce me and I come to the front and take over from there. I am uncomfortable with this.

Wondering if I obey or if this represents a liturgical abuse that allows me to refrain.

I think you should do your best to talk him out of this bad idea.

Let us review Redemptionis Sacramentum:

[64.] The homily, which is given in the course of the celebration of Holy Mass and is a part of the Liturgy itself, “should ordinarily be given by the Priest celebrant himself. He may entrust it to a concelebrating Priest or occasionally, according to circumstances, to a Deacon, but never to a layperson. In particular cases and for a just cause, the homily may even be given by a Bishop or a Priest who is present at the celebration but cannot concelebrate”.

[65.] It should be borne in mind that any previous norm that may have admitted non-ordained faithful to give the homily during the eucharistic celebration is to be considered abrogated by the norm of canon 767 §1.  This practice is reprobated, [Which means it so thoroughly forbidden that it cannot be reestablished even by custom over time.] so that it cannot be permitted to attain the force of custom.

[66.] The prohibition of the admission of laypersons to preach within the Mass applies also to seminarians, students of theological disciplines, and those who have assumed the function of those known as “pastoral assistants”; nor is there to be any exception for any other kind of layperson, or group, or community, or association.

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AIYEEYEEE! TALIBAN CATHOLICS! AIYEEYEEE!

I think the first time I ever heard of “Catholic Taliban”, it was years ago in an editorial by Al Matt, editor of The Wanderer.  He was referring to a brand of traditionalist who is, as I sometimes identify them, “happy only when they are unhappy”… and they share it all too willingly.

Then a while back my friend John Allen, sadly still writing for the National Catholic Fishwrap, took up the epithet, applying it to those who practice “a distorted, angry form of the faith that knows only how to excoriate, condemn, and smash the TV sets of the modern world.”  Not to far from what Al Matt intended, as a matter of fact.

Continuing the trend, Austen Ivereigh, former spokesman for Card. Murphy-O’Connor of Westminster and now a journalist, donned the burnous in an interview with the aforementioned John Allen.  Ivereigh is discussing the different groups who applied to participate in the Catholic Voices project he was involved with.

My emphases:

We didn’t get an application from a Lefebvrite. We did get a few from what you would call the “Taliban Catholics,” who of course have become very vociferous on the blogosphere in the last few years. They’re very critical of the bishops for compromising too much with modernity and not promoting Catholic truth as they see it. We also had applications from people in favor of the ordination of women, and who in general believe that the reforms of Vatican II have been insufficiently implemented, and who are angry at the bishops for the opposite reasons.”

I’m safe,… I think.  After all, I like The West Wing, Battlestar Galactica, Spooks (MI-5 in the USA), and look forward to the final season of Smallville.

And I watch b… ba… base…

AIYEEYEEE!

…baseball, too!  And the news!

So, some of you WDTPRS readers had better examine your …. AIYEEYEEE! AIYEEYEEE! … consciences … AIYEEYEEE! …. sorry, I can’t help myself….

I have been tempted, of course.  I know where I can f… fi … AIYEEYEEE!…. find these groups of TALIBAN CATHOLICS!

Catholic Taliban

VIVA IL PAPA!

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A different sort of “Saturno”

Wow.  Look at the colors.

False light images of Saturn with its aurora

False light images of Saturn with its aurora

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Some random thoughts: a few great moments in the Star Trek movie

Star Trek

Star Trek

Tonight I unwound a bit with something totally unlike everything else I did today: I watched some of the latest Star Trek movie.

It was a real re-imagining of the whole thing.  Some people hated it.  I thought it was a great time!

Some fun moments in the new Star Trek movie:

  1. The tiny sad nod by Lt. Kirk when his wife says that he should be there.
  2. The music when you see the little trial of shuttles escaping the scene of battle.
  3. The whole scene between Spock and his mother. It begins with him no where in sight.
  4. Uhura interested in this guy in the bar in spite of herself.
  5. Captain Pike asking, “R’you alright son?”
  6. The little toy ship.
  7. The angle of the shot on Spock’s face when they beam back from the planet, minus one person.  He looks just like a little boy again.
  8. “I don’t know.  But I like him!”
  9. The glimpse of the number on the side of the ship being built.
  10. “Out of the chair.
  11. Kirk hitting on the nurse even when incredibly ill.
  12. Gene Roddenbury style chick crew uniforms with ghasty 60’s original Star Trek hairdos.
  13. A planet imploding.
  14. “Kirk to Enterprise” for the first time.
  15. Spock has green bruises.
  16. The shape of the Romulan boot.
  17. Really cool ice-planet critters.
  18. “Damn it man, I’m a doctor, not a physicist!”
  19. “Not this time.”
  20. The tribble.
  21. “Ё моё!”
  22. Jumping without a chute (as Pike suggested in the bar).
  23. 20th century forklifts and florescent lights.
  24. Classic body language: Spock standing and straightening his uniform.  McCoy’s hand thrust for emphasis.  Sulu turning in his chair.  Chekov slouching.  Kirk’s head bobble as he enters the bridge.
  25. “Fencing”.  And seeing the sword later.
  26. Lot’s of light flares through the lens.
  27. At the start everyone outranks Kirk.
  28. The musical motif when a Kirk takes over: walz.
  29. “Green-blooded hobgoblin!”
  30. “Preferably not.”

Just a few.

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