Tips For Priests

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Tip For Priests!

I occasionally post about some poor priest whose phone erupts during Mass or in the confessional.  By “erupt”, I mean Father forgot either to leave the phone in the sacristy (best) or to switch off the ringer (acceptable).  The only thing that makes the phone going off (usually a mistake) worse is when he answers.

That said, I was in car with a priest friend recently and, … I heard coughing.

There is nothing unusual about coughing, for priests do, occasionally, cough.

The coughing was coming neither from me nor my priest friend at the wheel.

No, there wasn’t anyone hiding in the backseat.

Father explained that sound was his ringtone.   One cough for a text message, extended coughing for a call.

He added that this cough-tone had saved him more than once while saying Mass.

I offer this tip, to my brother priests (and maybe a bishop or two).

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QUAERITUR: Priest says I was forgiven when I got into the confessional.

QUAERITUR: Priest says I was forgiven when I got into the confessional.From a reader:

I went to confession on Good Friday at my parish Church. I had a new Priest who I had never seen before, a Jesuit, [Oh dear.] young, [Oh dear oh dear.] from south Asia [Oh dear oh dear oh dear.] I believe. He explained that I did not need to rattle off a laundry list of my sins, because I was forgiven when I entered the confessional space. [?!?] That my act of choosing to go to confession was a sign of God acting in me, [True enough… praevenient actual graces.] and so I should not focus on the bad that I have done, but rather on God’s goodness. [Quaint. Wrong, but quaint.]

Is this right? As a convert, I am, admittedly, and with some embarrassment, largely self catechized but I thought the point of going to confession was to confess honestly and completely my sins before God, [Yes.]so that he acting through the agency of the Priest, will forgive me my sins. If I don’t need to do this because I am somehow apriori forgiven, then I wonder why I am going to confession in the first place.

I should add that usually I seek out confession at another parish, where there is a Dominican Fr in his 80’s who has never corrected my “laundry list”.

Could you shed some light on this? Many thanks for your time and energies. Your blog has educated me in regards to tradition and confession in particular.

If you have a better and more reliable confessor whom you can trust without pause, then go to him. Furthermore, it seems that your self-catechesis has helped you more, perhaps, than some RCIA classes would have.

The priest was right that, by the fact that we are going to confession, God is giving us graces to go to confession. He helps us at every stage while nevertheless leaving us our freedom.

He is also, to a certain extent, correct that by the fact we are getting into the confessional something of that chain of events leading to God’s forgiveness is underway. In fact, depending on the person, this might be even that sign of sincere repentance and an act of penance that making one’s confession calls for. Nevertheless, it is clearly Christ’s will, and Holy Church’s determination, that we confess our sins. The sacrament, like all sacraments, must have both matter and form. The confessing and the sins confessed are the matter while the the confessors words of absolution are the form. In ordinary circumstances (not life-threatening emergencies) we are bound to confess all our mortal sins in both number and kind.

By the fact of your sincere confusion and doubt about what happened, we see the wisdom of making everything in confession clear and sure. Priests should not do or say stupid and questionable things to penitents in the confessional, or from the pulpit about confession. We need clarity. Just as in a tribunal we want everything to be clear so that the truth will out and justice be done, we want the confessional, the tribunal of justice and mercy, to be clear.

I will be the last to place any limits on God or dictate to the Font of Mercy Himself how and when forgiveness must be by Him imparted.  Nevertheless, God gave Holy Church His own power to forgive and His own authority to determine how His sacraments are administered.

Holy Church says that we confess all our mortal sins, in kind and number, and then the priest gives absolution.

Then we are sure.  Do that.  Do it that way.

 

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REVIEW: October Baby (Fr. Z says you should see it)

I understand that the movie October Baby may expand into more theaters this weekend.

I managed to see the movie recently and I recommend it highly. I won’t say much about it so that you may have the pleasure.

Fr. Z does NOT like spoilers!

Check your local listings and go.

Those of you who might grouse that it isn’t “Catholic enough” will be pleased that a very important moment is given to a priest. As for the rest, I haven’t seen Catholics lining up to make many movies like this.

Again, Fr. Z does not like spoilers, at least in the case of this movie.

Therefore if you are going to chime in in favor of seeing the movie, please do. Add spoilers and I may, with a certain measure of determined satisfaction, ban you from the blog. o{]:¬)

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U of Minn-Duluth hosts Holocaust event including aggressively anti-Catholic elements

From the Catholic League about a matter of spectacularly crass anti-Catholicism at the University of Minnesota-Duluth. The U of M is a land-grant institution funded by taxes. Therefore, public money is being spent on this anti-Catholic display. Furthermore, an institution which is on the face of it to be dedicated to exploring the truth of things is helping to perpetuate a story that the least of scholars ought to know is a bald lie.

Shame on them.  May their hockey team never again have another win.

STATEMENT TO THE DULUTH COMMUNITY: UNIV. OF MINNESOTA DULUTH HOLOCAUST EVENT

Dr. William A. Donohue
President
Catholic League for Religious and Civil Rights
April 10, 2012

It has come to my attention that the University of Minnesota Duluth is hosting a series of events on the Holocaust; they are scheduled to run between April 12 and April 19. Because many of the events address the religious response to the Holocaust, it is of great interest to the Catholic League. For example, we have a wealth of information on our website about the Catholic response to Hitler. Moreover, we have raised funds for books and articles on the subject, and we even have a reader on Pope Pius XII that covers the Jewish reaction to his noble efforts.

It is our hope that these events will foster an intellectual dialogue that is both educational and productive of good interreligious relations. But I am less than confident that this will happen. Unfortunately, some of what I have learned is very disturbing. There appears to be an effort to cast the Catholic Church in the role of an enabler, if not worse, of Nazi efforts. This is not only historically inaccurate, it is scurrilous.

The first sign that the Catholic Church will be treated in a villainous role is the postcard that was mailed to the public flagging the events: on the front there is an invidious drawing featuring a Nazi soldier and a Catholic prelate standing on a Jewish man. The drawing is nothing new: it was created to demonstrate the Catholic Church’s alleged support for Hitler that the 1933 Concordat supposedly represented.

The second disturbing sign is the April 15 performance of “The Deputy,” a play based on the work of Rolf Hochhuth. It is described in the promotional material as a play “which indicts Pope Pius XII for his failure to take action or speak out against the Holocaust.”

The third disturbing sign is the April 19 event, “Religious Institutions Responses to the Holocaust.” One of the panelists will address what is called “the role of the Confessing Church and the Holocaust.” [This may be more about the state-sponsored Lutheran Church, involving such figures as Dietrich Bonhoeffer.]

My response to these issues is taken from my own book, Why Catholicism Matters, which will be published on May 29 by Image, an imprint of Random House; one part of my new book deals with the role of the Catholic Church and the Holocaust, citing the primary research on this subject that has been done by other scholars.

First Complaint

[…]

Read the rest there.

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INDIA: Priest beaten, threatened with death by Hindus during Holy Week

While we concern ourselves with the monumental question of blessings during Communion (which, yes, it is wrong to do though it is not a matter of maximum weight in our scales of liturgical abuses), this is what is going on elsewhere.

From AsiaNews:

Priest beaten, insulted and threatened with death during Easter in Orissa
by Nirmala Carvalho

A group of Hindus attack Fr Sisirakant Sbhanayak, parish priest in Sukananda (Kandhamal District) on four occasions during Holy Week. The attackers wanted to destroy a path that leads to a Lourdes Grotto attached to the local church. During anti-Christian pogroms in 2008, the church was demolished together with the home of the Sisters of Mother Teresa.

Bhubaneshwar (AsiaNews) – “They tried to kill me. They beat me, insulted me, and threatened to kill me,” said Fr Sisirakant Sbhanayak, a Catholic priest in Sukananda village, in Orissa’s Kandhamal District. He was speaking about attacks he suffered during Holy Week. According to the preliminary results of an investigation by G-Udaygiri police, members of Hindu ultranationalist groups tried to disrupt Easter celebrations at the Mary Mother of God Parish. To prevent incidents, the police set up a tight security detail around the church on Easter Sunday.

The story began on 29 March, when Manoj Nayak and Rabindra Nayak as well as others began destroying the path that leads to the church’s Marian grotto. “I told them to stop and they did,” Fr Sisirakant said. However, “they came back the next day with excavating equipment. I told them again not to destroy the path, but this time Manoj and the others started to insult me using filthy language. Deepak Nayak later grabbed me by the neck, hitting me with his fists and threatened to kill me.”

If that was not enough. On 4 April, Manoj Nayak ambushed the priest as he made his way to G. Udaygiri and beat him. Two days later, Rabindra Nayak threatened to kill him.

Fr Sisirakant has been parish priest in Sukananda since 2010. The Mary Mother of God Church has existed for more than 90 years and is part of the Diocese of Cuttack-Bhubaneshwar.

During anti-Christian violence in Kandhamal in 2008, the church building, the priest’s residence and the home of the Missionaries of Charity were looted and set on fire.

When the time comes for persecution in our comfortable places, perhaps not by other religious groups but by government agencies, will we be able to withstand it with our hope and charity intact?

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QUAERITUR: Layperson, Notary Public, witnessing invalid civil marriage of Catholics

From a reader:

I was recently asked to officiate a wedding ceremony for a couple of friends of mine. I am a Notary Public living in the state of Florida so I am legally permitted to perform such a ceremony. However, what restrictions, if any, are placed upon me as a Catholic lay person performing a ceremony for two non-practicing Catholics?

Canonically, am I allowed to perform the ceremony or not? Any guidance would be appreciated.

There is no canonical penalty for a layperson officiating at an invalid wedding.

When a person has a civil obligation to do so (e.g. the only judge in town) she should feel no compunction about in fulfilling her civic obligation. If two strangers approach a civil official and ask him to officiate at their wedding, he is under no obligation, canonically, to inquire whether or not they are Catholic, whether or not are free to marry according to ecclesiastical law, etc. In fact, there could be civil penalties for doing so.

That said, when the couple asks the civil official specifically out of friendship or blood relationship – knowing that the civil official is Catholic who knows their status with the Church – then we are wandering onto more complicated moral terrain.

There is a strong possibility of giving scandal.

Provided there are other reasonable and available alternatives (other judges, notaries, etc.), I think it could be a good decision to refuse to witness the marriage.

To repeat: There is no canonical penalty envisioned.

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Card. Dolan on Face The Nation

Timothy Card. Dolan, Archbp. of New York and President of the USCCB was on CBS’s Face the Nation.  The transcript is here.

(This video is no longer available.)

I think that Card. Dolan and Archbp. Chaput may have different interpretations of then-candidate John F. Kennedy’s speech in Houston, Texas.

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QUAERITUR: Shhhhh! Secret evil societies!

From a reader:

QUAERITUR: Shhhhh! Secret evil societies!Father, we have all heard the rumors of secret evil societies such as the illuminati, the freemasons, etc., the one world government
purveyors of evil, but what of their antithesis? I have never heard
any stories of, let’s say, a secret “defender of the faith” society or
“knights of Christ” society — are there any — real or imagined?

Now?

You will have to wait for my forthcoming book on the ultra-secret Vatican Assassin Vampires, VAV.

I would tell you more, but then I would have to … you know.

Contemplate this while drinking Mystic Monk Coffee and using my donation button.




QUAERITUR: Shhhhh! Secret evil societies!
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Lighter heavy fare

From a reader:

“the dessert I made for Easter dinner this evening, set in front of my “squadron of scotches”

Lighter heavy fare

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A reader about a parish with confessions on Good Friday

A reader about a parish with confessions on Good FridayFrom a reader:

I had to tell you about what happened at our parish ___ this Good Friday. We had confessions on Good Friday for the first time that I can remember since coming here in the early 1990s. Not only that, and this is why I am sending this message, confessions were scheduled from 8am to 2pm. When I arrived for the Veneration service at 6:30, They were still going and the line was still long. At the conclusion of Veneration, confessions were still being heard and the line had actually grown. When I left at 8:30pm, you guessed it, still going. I heard from one of our deacons the next morning that as of 9pm there were still two priests “in the box” and there was still a significant line.

Thirteen hours, plus, of confessions on Good Friday. Wow. What a blessing we have in our two new priests. I have written Bishop Olmsted to let him know. [Do I hear an “Amen!”?] I am so happy to have these two holy men guiding our parish I can just about explode.

I could go on and on about this but will not for respect of your time. I thought of you last Friday but I was not online much over the Triduum and this was my first opportunity to post.

God bless you for your ministry and most especially for your promotion of the sacrament of confession.

Notes like this make the work on the blog a joy.

Reverend Fathers, Your Excellencies… this is how its done.  People will be so grateful.

 

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