#ASonnetADay Putting a bookend on Sonnet 1… in the Roman dialect, Romanaccio

Now that I reached the milestone – a Roman thing – of Sonnet 17 and the end of the “Procreation Sonnets”, I thought I would put a bookend on the subset.

Here is a version of Sonnet 1 in Rome’s dialect Romanaccio, and a very salty way to talk it is.

I spent a long time in Rome and got to know and enjoy Romanaccio. Mine isn’t perfect… ’cause if you aren’t Roman it never will be. But it ain’t bad. Generally, when I travel in Italy people squint at me and ask how long I spent in Rome.

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#ASonnetADay – SONNET 18. One of the most famous poems ever written.

Yes… I did it from memory.

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VIDEO: Police critic has a try at police use of force scenarios

This was terrific. It’s a video from 2015.  Tip of the biretta    o{]:¬)     to @VickiMcKenna

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I’ve had the opportunity to do some of this simulation training. Things happen really fast. I got killed a few times.

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The Dem platform on one sign.

I saw this on Fakebook.

Two other things.

Look at the other signs.

First,  “Religious Freedom is Christian Terrorism”.

Freedom = Terrorism.   These people are crazy stupid.

Connie and Ted’s… great restaurant on Santa Monica Blvd. I’ve often gone there with friends when in LA.   Good seafood.

 

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes – 12th after Pentecost (NO: 21th Ordinary) 2020

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at the Mass for your Sunday, either live or on the internet? Let us know what it was.

Also, are you churches opening up? What was attendance like?

For my part,

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#ASonnetADay – SONNET 17. Cameo by “Our Lady of Vulcan”. Thanks @SirPatStew

Sir Patrick Stewart has been reading, simply and with charm, a Sonnet of Shakespeare every day.  He is up to S. 120.

One of you readers challenged me to do the same.  Since I’ve known the Bard’s poetry, man and boy, I thought I would take the gauntlet up.

This entry marks a milestone, the first “series” of the Sonnets, the so-called “Procreation Sonnets” hereby conclude.  We will continue with the “Fair Youth” Sonnets and eventually get to the “Dark Lady” Sonnets.  There’s a lot of human experience, good and bad, coming up.

Today, however, here is Sonnet 17, with a brief homage to Sir Patrick.

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“The Lost Tools Of Learning” and Defunding Public Schools

The chaos and violence in our summer streets this year are the vile fruits of an increasingly leftist, ideological, politicized public education system.  The idiots in the streets, embracing fantasies about Marxism imbibed in school room, are doing precisely what they have been trained to do.

We have to DEFUND PUBLIC SCHOOLS.

COVID-1984 will create opportunities, along with wounds.

The great writer, translator of Dante, and Inkling, Dorothy Sayers, wrote an essay in the 1940’s about the devolution of education and what could save it. Her essay is called The Lost Tools of Learning.  I remember being electrified by this essay when I discovered it, I believe in the ’80’s, reprinted after many years in National Review by William F. Buckley, Jr.

Sayers recommended a return to a modified form of the medieval trivium and quadrivium, Latin being the glue for the whole vision.   The objective of her proposal was to break the mindless parroting of stuff, but rather to teach students how to learn, how to think, to shape their minds.

Today I read at the National Catholic Register about an initiative in Catholic schools in the Diocese of Marquette, comprising the upper peninsula of Michigan.

New Trend: Implementing a Classical Catholic Curriculum
Diocese of Marquette Catholic schools are the first in the nation to adopt such a focus; high school to follow.

Catholic schools in the Diocese of Marquette, Michigan, have made a bold move to embrace an educational curriculum of the past to pave the way for a vibrant future. The diocese is the first in the nation to fully move all of its schools to a classical Catholic curriculum.

“We moved our schools toward this model because it best aligns with our mission as Catholic educators,” Mark Salisbury, Diocese of Marquette superintendent of Catholic schools, told the Register. “We know this because it is the model of education the Catholic Church has embraced through its history. It is the best curriculum to have all of the subjects lead our students to Christ.”

The diocese’s eight Catholic schools, which educate 1,100 students, began to implement a classical curriculum —which emphasizes truth, goodness and beauty and the study of the liberal arts (grammar, logic, rhetoric; arithmetic, geometry, music and astronomy; and Latin) and the great books. Overall, it focuses on helping students know how to learn and how to think. This classical curriculum was implemented during the 2014-15 school year, said Salisbury, and the results have been overwhelmingly positive, both in strengthening the uniquely Catholic educational experience for teachers, students and parents, but also in terms of maintaining enrollment.

“Our annual parent surveys consistently show that over 90% of our parents are either satisfied or very satisfied with our academic programs,” he said.

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Schools that have adopted a classical format have increased massively in attendance.

This was good.

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A unique part of the classical approach is that students learn Latin. According to Holy Name third-grade teacher Debra Casey, learning Latin has piqued her students’ interest in the English language.

“Latin is their favorite class,” she said. “They just love it!”

In their Latin classes, the students are not just memorizing words; they are learning their meanings and their connection to their Catholic faith and to the English language.

Principal Miron agrees that Latin has inspired students to learn even more about the English language — and science too.

“One of the beautiful aspects of teaching Latin is when an older student makes the connection between the Latin learned previously and a new word — often a scientific or academically-challenging word,” she told the Register. “They are able to discern the meaning of the word based on the Latin they’d already learned. Suddenly, the Latin becomes relevant, and you see their eyes light up as they grasp the implication of this.”

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#ASonnetADay – SONNET 16.

Keeping it close to home today.

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Jackass priests who screw around with the forms (essential words) of sacraments. Wherein Fr. Z rants.

How many times over the years have I written on this blog about priests who fool around with the forms of sacrament, the necessary words to be pronounced?

How many?   A lot.

Very few things disturb people more than not being sure about the validity of a sacrament, be it Baptism, Penance or Eucharist.   I’ve dealt with literally hundreds of questions over the years via email about questionable forms being use, which really upsets people and fills them sometimes with fear.

Is my child really baptized?  Was I really absolved?  Was that really a Host he gave me?  Was Mass really said for my loved one?

FATHERS! Stop being JACKASSES and do it right!

Today the Archdiocese of Detroit made public a letter describing a terrible scenario.  In the wake of the decision of the CDF about the INVALIDITY of the form of baptism in the plural (“We baptize you…”), a priest reviewed a video of his baptism and found that he was not validly baptized.    That means that he wasn’t confirmed or ordained!  That means that all the Masses and absolutions he had given were null.   He had to be baptized, absolutely not conditionally, and then confirmed and ordained to diaconate and priesthood, absolutely.

How important is it NOT to screw around with the forms of sacraments?

Hrumpf.

ALL: If you know (not “imagine” not “suspect” not “guess”) that a priest isn’t using the proper forms for sacraments or there is something wrong with the matter of the sacraments, that priest should be immediately questioned, to be sure, and then REPORTED.

BTW… were I to discover that I wasn’t properly baptized or ordained, I would for sure request the do over with the TRADITIONAL Roman Rite, including ordination.   But my ordaining bishop isn’t available.

One of the advantages I had, was absolutely surety about validity.  With the exception of Baptism, I received all the other sacraments from official book in Latin by unquestionably competent ministers.

Fathers!

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PARODY SONG ALERT: I’m Just A Jesuit

In the wake of Fishwrap pimping its writers out for the Democrat (aka “Godless Party Of Death”) National Convention (DNC), I received a note from the famed multi-platinum recording star Zuhlio, that he had received from his close collaborator, the official Parodohymnodist of this blog, a new song for his consideration.

Given Zuhlio’s foray into many genres, it was thought that he might do this justice.  The original HERE

In Zuhlio’s note, however, he expressed regret:  “There’s only one Louis Prima, Father.  One.”

I’m Just A Jesuit

I’m just a Jesuit so smug and full of it,
At the DNC, I’m praying,
Paid for my degree, by hawking heresy,
and Catholic truth I’m disobeying,
My doctrine’s fresh and new,  LGBT & Q
What will they say about me?
When the time comes to quit
I’m just a Jesuit,
Life goes on without me

I’m just a Jesuit playing my small bit
Trading on the name Ignatius,
We were once august,  but then came pride and lust,
Ooo la la, good gracious,
There will come a day, when we will go away,
What will they say about us?
When we’ve lost our wits,
We were just Jesuits,
The Church goes on without us.

Cuz,
I ain’t got no dogma,
No dogma to cling to,
No dogma to cling to
I’m so sad and woke now
Sad and woke now, sad and woke now,
Won’t some sweet bishop come and take a chance with me,
Cuz I ain’t so bad.
An’ I’ll tell him, just what he wants,
All of the time,
He will truly be, truly be,
Bip boz dee boz dee bop, bishop bop.

I ain’t go no dogma
No dogma to cling to
No dogma to cling to
No dogma to cling to
No dogma to cling to

Humala bebuhla zeebuhla boobuhla
Humala bebel Beelzebub – oops!

I ain’t got dogma
No dogma to cling to
No dogma to cling to,
I’m so sad and woke now,
So woke now, so woke now, so woke now
Won’t some cute bishop come and rescue me
Cuz I ain’t so bad.

An’ I’ll tell him just what he wants
All of the time,
He will only be, only, only, only,
Only, only, only, only be
Baby, nighty nighty baby,
There’s no dogma (no dogma)
There’s no doctrine (no doctrine)
There’s no morals (no morals)
There’s no ethics (no ethics)
There’s no one (no one)
There’s no one (no one)
Loot de loot (loot de loot)
Dolly dolly (dolly dolly)
Gernish gernish (gernish gernish)
Stot say da wool (stot say da wool)
Over den (over den)
Nobody (nobody)
No, no one (no, no one)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody (nobody)
Nobody cares for me

UPDATE:

A really fun instrumental version from 1939. When music was still music!

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