This is why the Fishwrap is also known as the National Sodomitical Reporter.
In other news…
Card. Marx didn’t specify if the bride has to be biologically female, though.
But, hey! The Church has far greater problems than getting all picky about what human orifices are for, those old fashioned ideas about natural law or what priesthood is.
So long as we
CRUSH THE TRADS! THEY’re the problem!
Just think! Twenty-something moms who already have 3 or 4 well-behaved children in all those pews on Sunday mornings!
Long confession lines?!?
THAT’s not the kind of “walking together” they have in mind.
Pffft! Telling “sins” to a priest.
What about those young men kneeling for most of the Mass as if they actually believed God is there?!? Thinking they need forgiveness? Thinking there is Hell?
And they are HAPPY that way?!?
And they like … real … WOMEN!
Pachamama wouldn’t approve.