The fog of war and fast communication.

Many parish bulletins have to be put together some good time in advance of their printing and delivery and distribution.

However, on Sunday Pope Francis dropped a surprise on the entire Catholic Church by calling for a day of prayer and fasting (7 September).

How many parish priests would have searched for Pope Francis’ remarks at the Angelus before their Sunday Masses?  How many chancery officials, who could then send out a blast email or fax to parishes to let priests know so that they could say something in pulpit announcements?

So, we might want to be a little more nibble with our social communication tools (especially with this spontaneous Pope)!

Thinking out loud here:

I have every bishop should designate someone as “The Guy”.  The Guy watches the news for the bishop, scans important journals and periodicals, perhaps even reads over the bishop’s texts and talks looking for any point which sounds wrong or which is sure to be misinterpreted, etc.

Also, chanceries, parishes, need a fast method of communication.  The chancery has to be able to penetrate through the fog of war that the parish priests experience.  It would be great for parishes to have a way to communicate with parishioners: email, tweets, sms, etc.

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QUAERITUR: How do I tactfully tell Father things I don’t like about him?

From a reader:

We have a new priest in my parish. Not a new priest but new to us. He is an adult who had a career before becoming a priest. He also has a child from a marriage (divorced and annulled) before he became a priest. [And your point is…?!?] I have 3 problems with him. 1) he is always late for mass 2) he is a mediocre preacher and seems to be making it up as he goes along 3) he drives a brand new Mercedes. How can he look us in the eye and ask us for money to support the parish when he drives a car that costs more than I make in a year??

My question is: How does one tactfully tell him that we expect more, that we deserve his full and timely attention?

Must… Breathe … Deeply…  In… Out… In… Out…

How do you tactfully tell him what “WE” want or what “YOU” want?

You DON’T!

I’ll tell you what to tell him.  How about “Thank you, Father, for Mass!”  How about “Thank you, Father, for saying ‘Yes’ to your vocation!”  How about, “Father, I said my Rosary for you today!”  How about, “Is there anything that is needed in the sacristy? My friends and I will help set up before Mass.”

This reminds me of the old chestnut:

The Perfect Priest

The results of a computerized survey indicate the perfect priest preaches exactly fifteen minutes. He condemns sins but never upsets anyone. He works from 8:00 AM until midnight and is also a janitor. He makes $50 a week, wears good clothes, buys good books, drives a good car, and gives about $50 weekly to the poor. He is 28 years old and has preached 30 years. He has a burning desire to work with teenagers and spends all of his time with senior citizens.

The perfect priest smiles all the time with a straight face because he has a sense of humor that keeps him seriously dedicated to his work. He makes 15 calls daily on parish families, shut-ins and the hospitalized, and is always in his office when needed.

If your priest does not measure up, simply send this letter to six other churches that are tired of their priest, too. Then bundle up your priest and send him to the church on the top of the list. In one week, you will receive 1,643 priests and one of them will be perfect. Have faith in this procedure.

One parish broke the chain and got its old priest back in less than three weeks.

Lot’s of people don’t have a priest at all in their parish.

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Sr. Joan’s moral equivalence between Archbp. Sartain’s view of Mary and Islamic “Fulla” doll.

When an organization needs to deflect or obfuscate or change the subject (because things are going wrong), it uses surrogates.

Does Sr. Joan Chittister speak for the LCWR? Is she one of their surrogates? Sr. Zinn at the LCWR should clarify if Sr. Joan is their surrogate.

On 30 August at Fishwrap (the National Schismatic Reporter), Sr. Joan had an attack op-ed piece – Hierarchy’s Mary is vastly differs from ours – aimed at Archbishop Sartain.

But wait! There’s more.

The piece you see at Fishwrap now is not the version that was originally posted.  After a few hours, Fishwrap replaced Sr. Joan’s piece with a bowdlerized version.

What did Sr. Joan originally write about Archbishop Sartain and Mary?

Sr. Joan suggested that Archbp. Sartain is a kind of Catholic mullah with an Islamic, repressive view of women.

She attacked Archbishop Sartain for the sermon that he gave at the LCWR assembly in which he presented an image of Mary. He described Mary as quiet and docile. Sr. Joan, on the other hand, draws a moral equivalence between Sartain’s view of the Blessed Virgin Mary with “the new Islamic Fulla doll, the Barbie doll of Islam”. I am not making this up.

The idea is that the Islamic ideal for women is reflected in the Fulla doll.  They are supposed to be docile and domestic.  Get it?

She must have been pretty angry at Archbp. Sartain to have made that Islamic comparison.  Or perhaps she had some directions from the LCWR.  In any event, NSR was originally willing to post it.  Originally.  Then the original was replaced by expurgated version that eliminated the Islamic references.

Instead, Sr. Joan presents a Mary as liberated, avoiding men, even pushy with the angel of the Annunciation.  Happily Miley Cyrus seemed to “like” the guy she embarrassed herself with the other night on TV, or Sr. Joan might have used her as her model in contrast to Archbp. Sartain’s traditional view (aka the Islamic Fulla Doll).

If you go now to the site of the NSR, you will find that her Islamic comparison has been entirely expunged from her piece.   But it was there.

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Here (right) is the screenshot from my search for the original version, which I pulled up from a cache. Click for a larger version.

Here is the text of her piece:

Hierarchy’s Mary is vastly differs from ours
Joan Chittister | Aug. 30, 2013

Two things happened in August that, though apparently unrelated, had a great deal in common. First, the new Islamic Fulla doll, the Barbie doll of Islam, was released, dressed in hijab and abaya — a clear image of the ideal Muslim woman who spends her time “mostly shopping, spending time with her friends, cooking, reading, and praying.”

The second was Seattle Archbishop J. Peter Sartain’s homily to the Leadership Conference of Women Religious’ annual assembly.

Both of these events emphasized the submission of women to the dictates of religion as defined by men, whether supported by the Scriptures of either religion or not. Both the doll and the homily communicate some clear, if indirect, points. Neither, we know now, will be inconsequential in a society where communication is the order of the day.

One of the major scientific discoveries of the 20th century, for instance, revolves around the role played by communication in stressful situations — the notion that a person’s communication style can soften or harden conflict depending on how it is used; the idea that simply the amount of information supplied in crucial situations effect the tone, the efficacy and the outcome of negotiations. As a result of those findings, whole corporations changed their processes of decision-making and dissemination of information.

So with all those things in mind, people waited for information about the progress of the Vatican visitation of the LCWR from this year’s gathering in Orlando, Fla. Given the fact that none was forthcoming, people drew their own conclusions.

I, on the other hand, went for the one piece of data the assembly managed to produce on the subject, the homily Sartain gave to the membership. And a clear piece of communication it was.

In this homily, Mary is “quiet,” “docile,” submits herself over and has no “desire or a need to figure things out … or resolve them to her own personal satisfaction.” There was, we’re told here, no “no” or “mine” in her. The Mary of this homily is a passive receptacle of what she understands to be the Word of God.

Well, maybe. But it might be good to think about all that a bit in the light of the other things we also know about Mary.

The purpose of this column is not to parse what the bishop said about Mary on the Feast of the Assumption. I prefer instead to look at what he did not say about her because, it seems to me, what he left out of that homily says just as much about what is expected of women in the Catholic church as Fulla dolls communicate the desires of many Muslims for the place of women in Islam.

For instance, Mary answers the angel’s declaration to her by questioning it. An angel! Someone of much higher rank, it would seem, than even apostolic delegates, and only then with a “Be-it-done-unto-me” response to a situation to which, apparently, “no” was a viable answer. Otherwise, why bother to have the conversation?

Even more important, perhaps, is the awareness that despite the seriousness — even the danger — of her situation, Mary did not go to any man — to the high priests of the temple, the local rabbi, her father or even Joseph — for directions about what to do next. She went to another woman for the wisdom she needed and followed that instead. No visitations here.

In another instance, at the wedding feast at Cana, Mary gives her own set of apostolic orders to no less than Jesus himself as well as to the wait staff, as in, “Go and do what he tells you.”

Mary herself questioned the propriety of what Jesus was doing in the temple with the elders and later is part of a crowd of family and friends who are even concerned that Jesus may be, as the Irish would say, “losing the run of himself.”

And finally, if anyone wants to know just how influential and important a figure Mary was to the development of the early church, the very idea of her being part of the gathering of apostles on Pentecost when each of them is anointed into discipleship by the Holy Spirit ought to be enough to dispel the notion that what we have here is a woman without a strong sense of self.

No, the Mary not mentioned in this homily on the Assumption was a woman not intimidated into the Incarnation, not beholden to male answers, not shy about giving directions about what should be done, not without a high sense of personal responsibility, and not one bit in doubt about her place in the hierarchy of the church.

Those, I think, are precisely the qualities we see in women in our own time that make for what some parts of the church are now calling “radical feminism.”

From where I stand, that is a sad misuse of language, a kind of Fulla doll theology and an even sadder case of spiritual blindness.

We know what Sr. Joan really thinks. I think we have the right to know what sort of surrogate role she is playing for the LCWR.

I’ve got to give some credit to the Fishwrap this time.  Even they had the good sense not to public that embarrassing twaddle.

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Two examples of music for liturgy. You decide.

A reader sent me a video which I want to pass along.

Alas, the music was recorded in a concert during a music festival rather in during a Mass or singing of the hours.  This is an Alma Redemptoris Mater for 6 voices by Diego Ortiz (+ c. 1570) performed by Cantar Lontano and Marco Mencoboni at the Poesis Festival in 2012.

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By contrast, here is another piece of music often heard in a church, but also recorded (I guess) in a concert.

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ruaV6pmFGAM&feature=player_embedded

You decide.

Discuss.

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QUAERITUR: Limit on number of statues permitted in church? Wherein Fr. Z rants.

From a reader:

Is there a limit to number of statues permitted in a church or chapel?

Yes!

The first law that governs the number of statues in a church is the law of physics whereby it is evident that two tangible objects cannot occupy the same space at the same time.

The second law that governs this is the law of good taste, by which we understand that too much of a good thing really is too much.

When all the statues were being taken out of churches, it wasn’t because people were clamoring for a simpler space, or falling down and frothing in confusion because of, say, multiple images of Mary or of Our Lord.

No, it was a small number of pointy-headed liberal iconoclasts who ruined our churches.

They spent oodles of money to destroy what the people had contributed.

Those progressivist plunderers who ravaged our churches showed a particular hatred for devotional images, didn’t they?  They accomplished more damage than the Vandals dreamed of causing, and all for ridiculous ideas cooked up by a small group of so-called experts.

In a trice they defaced what several generations of wealthy and poor believers alike scrimped to build.

Think of all the money wasted.  YOUR MONEY WASTED!

The looters probably didn’t believe in the Communion of Saints in the way that true Catholics do.  Or perhaps they don’t really understand what the Council of Trent said about statues and images:

The images of Christ, the Virgin Mother of God, and of the other saints are kept and honored in churches not because it is believed that there is any divinity or power in these images, or that anything may be asked of them, or any faith put in them. The honor shown to them is really being given to the persons whom they represent. Through these images which we kiss, and before which we bow with bared heads, we worship Christ, and not the saints whose likenesses they display.

You would think that those pillaging thieves were the Mexican troops of President Plutarco Elías Calles.  Remember the scene in For Greater Glory when they sacked a church? You would think they were anti-Catholic protesants with their screwy prevarications about Catholics “worshiping” statues, or fundmentalists who claim that the 2nd Commandment forbids statues and images. (Hint: God commanded the Jews to make decorative, devotional statues – cf. Exodus 25:18–20; Numbers 21:8–91; Chronicles 28:18–19.)

Statues remind us that we are not alone in this earthly slog.  They remind us that we have friends in heaven who are pulling for us and helping us.  They remind us that we too can be holy, even in extraordinary ways.

Liberals even understand that people don’t like or want their stupid ideas.  When they have a fundraising drive, for example, they use images of older churches, with statues and stained-glass and beautiful vessels and vestments, rather than the monstrosities they cobble up.

So, in answer to your question, no, there isn’t a limit prescribed in law concerning the number of statues we can have in a church.  But it is also possible to overdo it.

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READERS: Help a new parish priest choose a good hymnal!

From a priest:

Can you suggest some good hymnals? I just became pastor and we are in great need of change.

Let’s help this guy.

Readers! Have at.

First: For the Extraordinary Form – HERE

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7 Sept – Day of Prayer & Fasting: What Did The Pope Really Say? Fr. Z offers suggestions.

From a reader:

The Holy Father has declared that next Saturday, September 7th, will be a day of prayer and fast for peace, for the whole Church.

Do you think that, particularly as far as fast is concerned, that means only an invitation, a piece of advice, or a true and strict precept, under penalty of sin, as if it were Ash Wednesday or Good Friday?

I hope I shall be able to fast anyway, but I’d very much appreciate your help.

What did the Pope really say?  HERE

To this end, brothers and sisters, I have decided to proclaimfor the whole Church on 7 September next, the vigil of the birth of Mary, Queen of Peace, a day of fasting and prayer for peace in Syria, the Middle East, and throughout the world, and I also invite each person, including our fellow Christians, followers of other religions and all men of good will, to participate, in whatever way they can, in this initiative. On 7 September, in Saint Peter’s Square, here, from 19:00 until 24:00, we will gather in prayer and in a spirit of penance, invoking God’s great gift of peace upon the beloved nation of Syria and upon each situation of conflict and violence around the world. Humanity needs to see these gestures of peace and to hear words of hope and peace! I ask all the local churches, [That means dioceses and eparchies.] in addition to fasting, that they gather to pray for this intention.

It seems that the Pope has not done anything juridical here to bind local churches and all Catholics to some kind of action.  7 September is not like Ash Wednesday or Good Friday.

However, I watched the video of the Angelus from yesterday. He really meant business.

It strikes me that the force of this “invitation” should bring us in every parish and diocese and Catholic household to do something.  It might be good to coordinate (if your time zones allow) some action during the time frame the Pope mentioned for Rome.

For example, could there not be in a parish in, say, the Central Time Zone in these USA, Rosary at 11:45 AM and Mass at Noon (1900 Rome time), and then Exposition after Mass, and Mass again at 5 PM (Midnight Rome time).  Perhaps with confessions for some time before each Mass.  Furthermore, since this invitation from the Pope includes fasting, perhaps there could be a food drive: people could contribute to the drive what they would have otherwise eaten.

And why not make it, voluntarily, a day of fasting and abstinence like to Good Friday?

So, no, I don’t think we would sin by not participating in this in a concrete way.  However, when the Holy Father makes an appeal like this, then we should respond.

And I will add this: Those of you of the traditional stripe, by the first to take the initiative and help with whatever might be organized.  Get out there.

Just some thoughts.

PS: Too bad he didn’t call for this to coincide with the September Ember Days!

UPDATE:

Dr. Peter’s comments on this matter HERE

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Now that Labor Day has arrived, that turning point of the summer,…

… how’s your coffee supply?

Did you know that Mystic Monk Coffee’s monthly pick is…

The Sumatran coffees are among my favorites.  Free shipping on orders over $45.

And they have Tea.

So, how has your Labor Day weekend been going?

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Your Good News

Do you have some good news to share with the readership?

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes

Was there a good point in the sermon you heard for your Sunday Mass obligation?

Share it here.

 

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