A new rodentine challenger in Baltimore for that soft spot in our hearts

Remember “Pizza Rat“?   He lives in the imaginations so many of us as an icon of determination.

There is a new rodentine challenger for that soft spot in our hearts.

Get that rat an agent.

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What’s up at the Fishwrap these days?

Meanwhile, what’s going on at the Fishwrap (aka National Sodomitic Reporter)?

As I write, this is the featured piece over there.

‘Queer Eye’ shows how grace works

When the U.S. bishops met this past June, Bishop Robert Barron, auxiliary of Los Angeles, drew some heavy pushback when he lifted up Canadian psychologist and social media personality Jordan Peterson as a model of how the church could be engaging with the culture, especially the religiously unaffiliated “nones.” Arguably, the pushback might have been worse had more bishops even heard of Peterson and his noxious broth of hyper-masculinity, anti-PC spite and cringeworthy flirtations with Christianity. [NB what things writer doesn’t like!  Masculinity… “straight” talk… thinking about Christianity.] But the real missed opportunity here was that Bishop Barron did not instead opt for a model of cultural dialogue closer to home, namely, the hit Netflix makeover show “Queer Eye,” which premiered its fourth season on July 19.  [No, you really did read that.]

While still probably an unknown quantity to most bishops, “Queer Eye” [Oh?] at least evinces a joy and a love for marginalized people as each episode finds the “Fab Five” — a makeover team of five gay men — coming into the life of a particularly stuck person and, over the course of a week, fostering transformation across the board in each team member’s areas of expertise — Karamo (culture), Jonathan (grooming), Antoni (food), Tan (fashion) and Bobby (design). Since arriving on Netflix in early 2018, the show — a reboot of an early 2000s series “Queer Eye for the Straight Guy” — has garnered a reputation for its intense human warmth and cathartic tears, both onscreen and in the homes of its viewers. [NB what things the write does like.] Others in religious media have called the work done on the show ministry [?!?] as much as makeover. But that’s underselling the dynamics unfolding before our eyes.  [Good grief.]

[…]

For a Catholic who’s being honest, watching the Fab Five descend into an individual’s unique mess and dysfunction has an unmistakable Pope Francis feel to it.

[…]

Sorry, friends.  I know, I know.  You can’t unread that.

Blech.

But… this is what Fishwrap is all about.

The writer was from 2008-2016 an employee of the USCCB’s media office.

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This is pretty weird.  But… well… not really.  It’s Germany, after all.

This is pretty weird.  But… well… not really.  It’s Germany, after all.

This in the Cathedral of Paderborn.  Not sure when.  Perhaps one of you readers will know.

https://twitter.com/i/status/1156178218128461825

What a contrast to their patronal feast in 2017.  HERE  Gregorian Chant, Latin, Novus Ordo, Mozart’s Coronation Mass.

Remember… German bishops and theologians are exerting a lot of influence over the upcoming Amazonian Synod.

UPDATE

You readers are simply amazing.  Kudos to a reader for the following note.

Please find in the link below the original video of the liturgical “dance” at the Cathedral in Paderborn. The original video is on the Domradio website. This occurred yesterday, i.e. Monday 29 July 2019 as part of some women’s Mass. the music is awful, but it is not Bob Marley. Note the clapping and standing ovation after the performance.

Video link HERE

A Mass in Germany for “women in the Church”.  What could go wrong?   This dance, for one.

So… the Twitter version is a little deceptive. On closer examination, that seems to be someone’s video recording, probably using a phone camera, with Bob Marley playing in the background.  In fact, this Twitter hashtag – #KFDdancestoeverysong – has lot of these videos of liturgical dance and some of them are pretty funny. It seems that not every German Catholic is nuts.  Some of them are fighting back.

The original, however, though not Marley is nevertheless intensely cringe-worthy. It starts at about 32:30 followed by 5 minutes of liturgical idiocy. I’ll bet that during the zoom-in on the reliquary of St. Liborius, patron of the cathedral (invoked against colic and gallstones) we could have heard his bones whirling around in frustration and fury. The music, I’m sure you want to know, is “Du Bist Kein Zufall” by Till Matton.

The rest of the Mass seems to be a fairly straight forward Novus Ordo concelebration.  I liked the consecration bells at 52:45.  Sort of… “Christus Vincit”-like.  There is an endless Sign of Peace.  It’s actually just a couple minutes, but it seems endless.  It always seems endless, as a matter of fact.  The organist has got game, though I wasn’t entirely enamored of the selections he played.

There are various videos, by the way, for the week-long celebration of St. Liborius.  This is a pretty deal there.  One of the videos has the Bishop of LeMans, France, celebrating in Latin.  There is a fairly modern setting of the Ordinary in Latin, including a boys choir.  Gregorian chant propers.  Too bad they stick the choir in front of the true altar and they use that horrid thing instead.

UPDATE:

Yes, folks… do check out that Twitter hashtag – #KFDdancestoeverysong . It’s a hoot.  But don’t use it as an excuse to procrastinate, as I have been doing just now.

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UPDATED – IMPORTANT – John Paul Institute 2.0 and the systematic purge of the last remaining “Wojtylians”

UPDATE 30 July 2019

Folks, this is a “big deal”.

What’s being done to the John Paul II Institute is emblematic of what is happening – and is going to happen – in Rome and in the rest of the Church outside of Rome.

It’s a signal from HQ to the sleeper cells: “It’s time to come out of hiding and STRIKE!”

I will remind the readers that in January 2018, after Maurizio Chiodi (whom I mention below) gave his pro-contraception talk at the Jesuit-run Gregorian University, I described him as a “canary in the mineshaft”.  With Kasper’s address and the two rigged Family Synods, to Amoris laetitia and Chiodi and the changes at the Pontifical Academy for Life etc. etc., we’ve been watching a brilliantly executed campaign of “creeping incrementalism”.   They are patient, friends, and move slowly but inexorably toward their goals like a bone-crushing juggernaut.  Bone by bone.  Nothing too dramatic at the beginning, but inexorably forward with the conviction that potential opposition is too fragmented to make a difference.

This is why I have often – as Michael Matt has too – called for a stop to the parochial posturing of some in the conservative and traditional side of life in the Church.  Libs set aside their pet issues temporarily for the sake of combining forces and working for the overturning of the status quo.  Ever wonder how libs, dems, feminists, LGBTSJs etc. seem to coddle even Islamic terror?  The enemy of my enemy.  See Andrew McCarthy on that [US HERE – UK HERE]. Conservatives tend to defend their tiny wrinkles of turf to the point that they couldn’t coordinate enough to run a bird cage, much less mount a strong offense.

Pay attention to this one and gird your loins.

See what I added, below.

___ Originally published Published on: Jul 29, 2019

When I was in the Theology section at the Pontifical Lateran University, I would see at the end one of the hallways the doors leading into the John Paul II Institute for Marriage and the Family, founded at the sainted Pope’s behest after Familiaris consortio by the eventual Cardinal (and one of the four Dubia brothers) Carlo Caffarra.  It was a great institution which activated John Paul’s teachings.

Francis renamed the place and gave it a new mission in 2017.  Then he appointed new personnel to carry out that mission.  Co-founder of the Sant’Egidio group and a postulator for the cause of Oscar Romero Archbp. Vincenzo Paglia reigns over the place now as Grand Chancellor of the Lateran.  You might have read also about Paglia that there is a seemingly homo-erotic fresco image of him in a fresco (which he commissioned) in the cathedral of his former Diocese of Terni-Narni-Amelia.  The President, now, is Pierangelo Sequeri.

Part of the mission of the new team at the Institute seems to be part of an over-arching agenda: diminish the magisterial teachings of John Paul II. That’s, frankly, at the core of the Five Dubia of the Four Cardinals, among whom was Caffarra, probably the main author of the sumbitted Dubia. The question, dubia, center on affirmations in Familiaris consortio and Veritatis splendor.

In any event, the now-former President of the JP Institute, Msgr Livio Melina, a tenured-professor of Moral Theology, was recently sacked from his teaching post. Also sacked, Stanslaw Gryiegel, a long-time friend of John Paul who in 2018 criticized those in the circle of Francis who were undermining the teachings of Humane vitae on contraception. You might recall that Maurizio Chiodi  – a disciple of the infamous darling of the Fishwrap and Curran-types and Hell’s Bible, Bernard Häring – in a talk at the Gregorian (Jesuits) suggested that Amoria laetitia perhaps made artificial contraception acceptable.  Chiodi was – incredibly – appointed to the Pontifical Academy for Life (headed by Paglia).

It seems that the new statues of JPII Institute 2.0 make no reference to the teachings of JPII or to Humanae vitae.

In Rome, it is said that Paglia and the “Pagliani” are conducting a purge of the last remaining “Wojtylians”.

No joke.  In the headline, below, Card. Scola, former head of the Lateran (when I was there) and therefore head of the JPII Institute says: “Purge”

What’s next?  Disappear people out of airplanes?

Comment moderation is ON.

UPDATE 30 July

Today at Il Foglio there is a piece about this.

Fuori il wojtyliano
Studenti in rivolta all’Istituto Giovanni Paolo II. Mons. Paglia tace, i nuovi vertici dell’Istituto replicano

The Wojtylian out
Students in revolt at the John Paul II Institute. Archbp. Paglia silent, the new administration of the Institute reply

The Pagliani are circling the wagons and denouncing those who have dared to object to the purge. I imagine that they will soon be consulting AOC and Rep. Cummings about the best ways to attack their opponents without actually making arguments.

Also, at Catholic World Report there is an offering by George Weigel about this anti-JPII pogrom. Of course, Weigel has a vested interest in the matter. He is one of the great proponents of all things Wojtylian.

The Vandals sack Rome….again

An exercise in raw intellectual vandalism has been underway in Rome since July 23: what was originally known as the Pontifical John Paul II Institute for Marriage and the Family has been peremptorily but systematically stripped of its most distinguished faculty, and its core courses in fundamental moral theology have been cancelled. Concurrently, academics known to be opposed to the teaching of Humanae Vitae on the appropriate means of regulating fertility and the teaching of Veritatis Splendor on intrinsically evil acts are being appointed to teach at the reconfigured Institute, which is housed at the Pontifical Lateran University – the pope’s own institution of higher learning. Sixteen hundred nine years after the first Vandal sack of Rime, they’re at it again, although this time the chief vandal wears an archbishop’s zucchetto.

[…]

Quod non fecerunt vandali, faciunt Pagliarini.

Then Weigel gives some background on the post-Conciliar conservative/liberal divide into Communio/Consilum camps. It’s helpful if you don’t know that history. The creation of the John Paul Institute was part of the sainted Pope’s strategic design to shore up Catholic moral theology, which was (and still is) swirling around the drain. But the modernists remained underground, biding their time. Now they have exploded to the surface again in a rampage of liberal weeds across virtually every field in the Church.

Back to Weigel.

[…]

So these stubborn and, it now seems, ruthless men bided their time. In recent years, they have continued to lose every serious debate on the nature of the moral life, on the morality of conjugal life, on sacramental discipline, and on the ethics of human love; and the more intelligent among them know it, or at least fear that that’s the case. So in a bizarre repetition of the anti-Modernist purge of theological faculties that followed Pius X’s 1907 encyclical Pascendi, they have now abandoned argument and resorted to thuggery and brute force in order to win what they had failed to win by scholarly debate and persuasion.  [And interesting contrapasso.  However, I remind the readership that that early anti-Modernist action didn’t work.  Modernists tucked their heads down and awaited their day and there were groups who systematically infiltrated the Church.  Remember that the Enemy is really good at being an enemy.  Hell’s game is the long game.  Hate is patient also, but not kind.]

That unbecoming score-settling is why the senior faculty of the John Paul II Institute was abruptly dismissed last week, and that is why there is absolutely no guarantee that, in the immediate future, the Institute that bears his name will have any resemblance to what John Paul II intended for it. Cardinal Angelo Scola, emeritus archbishop of Milan and a former rector of the Pontifical Lateran University, described what is afoot in Rome these days as “torpedoing” the John Paul II Institute through an academic “purge.” 150 students of the Institute signed a letter saying that the changes underway will destroy the institute’s identity and mission; in the present Roman circumstances, they have about as much chance of being heard as Marshal Mikhail Tukhachevsky had at the Moscow Purge Trials in 1937-38[I like the Cultural Revolution comparison, but this works.]

That these Stalinistic acts of intellectual brigandage against the theological and pastoral heritage of Pope St. John Paul II are being carried out by Archbishop Vincenzo Paglia – who came to international attention in 2017 for having commissioned a homoerotic fresco in the apse of the cathedral of Terni-Narni-Amelia – is ironic in the extreme.  [Indeed.  Or to put it another way, “Il diavolo fa pentole, ma non i coperchi”.  The Enemy always shows you what he’s cooking.]

[…]

Is there a red hat in Archbishop Paglia’s future? If so, it will be as a reward for knee-capping scholars of impeccable scholarly credentials and personal probity, deeply beloved by their students. One wonders if the Grand-Chancellor-Become-Lord-High-Executioner of the John Paul II Institute has ever read A Man for All Seasons and Thomas More’s devastating response to his betrayal by the grasping bureaucrat, Richard Rich: “Why Richard, it profits a man nothing to give his soul for the whole world…but for Wales?”

Thus the Roman atmosphere of the moment: sulphurous, febrile, and extremely nasty, with more than a whiff of panic about it. This is not the way people behave who believe they are firmly in control and likely to remain that way. Do those who like to imagine that they have gained the upper hand in the War of the Conciliar Succession fear the future? They should. Because, as John Paul II knew, truth will always win out, however long it takes, because error is lifeless and stultifying.

Thus, Weigel.  I’m not sure about his suggestion that they are worried about time and that this is panicky.   I rather think this is an example of agere sequitur esse… things/people act in accordance with their nature.  What do I mean?

Think of the fable of Aesop about the Farmer and Viper.

During a bitterly cold winter a farmer is walking in his field.  He finds a viper nearly dead in the snow.  In a moment of pity he picks up the viper and puts it inside his coat to warm it and save its life.  Having been warmed and revived, the viper promptly bites his rescuer.  “Why did you bite me when I was saving your life?” asked the farmer, dying in agony from the venom searing his veins.  “What did you expect?” replied the snake. “I’m a viper. That’s what I do.”

What we are seeing is deliberate.

John Paul and Benedict XVI made some head-scratching choices in whom they promoted and whom they didn’t deal with in a timely manner.  Should we be surprised that they are now acting as they are?  Not a bite…. sorry… a bit.

Viperas in sinu foverunt iam iamque calefactae mordent.

UPDATE

From LifeSite:

ROME, July 30, 2019 (LifeSiteNews) — An Italian moral theologian who has argued that “responsible parenthood” can obligate a married couple to use artificial birth control has been invited to teach at the newly established John Paul II Institute in Rome, LifeSite has confirmed.

Two informed sources in Rome told LifeSite that Fr. Maurizio Chiodi, a professor of moral theology at the Northern University of Milan and new member of the Pontifical Academy for Life, has been invited to teach at the new institute, but his official appointment is still pending.

[…]

More recently, Fr. Chiodi openly expressed heterodox positions on homosexuality, arguing that we need to go beyond “nature” and consider the possibility that homosexual acts can in certain circumstances be morally good.

[…]

From last Sunday’s Gospel reading in the Traditional Roman Rite:

Continuation of the Holy Gospel according to Matthew
R. Glory be to Thee, O Lord.
Matt. 7:15-21
At that time, Jesus said to His disciples: Beware of false prophets, who come to you in sheep’s clothing, but inwardly are ravenous wolves. By their fruits you will know them. Do men gather grapes from thorns, or figs from thistles? Even so, every good tree bears good fruit, but the bad tree bears bad fruit. A good tree cannot bear bad fruit, nor can a bad tree bear good fruit. Every tree that does not bear good fruit is cut down and thrown into the fire. Therefore, by their fruits you will know them. Not everyone who says to Me, ‘Lord, Lord,’ shall enter the kingdom of heaven; but he who does the will of My Father in heaven shall enter the kingdom of heaven.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes – UPDATED

Was there a good point made in the sermon during your Mass of Sunday obligation? Let us know.

UPDATE 29 July

Today I read a terrific piece at Crisis by Fr. George Rutler about Notre-Dame in Paris   Do go there and savor it.

Here’s a hint to your reading.  Rutler mentions feckless bishops who, today, suffer from the same affliction of bishops even in the ancient Church: “Laodicean mediocrity”.

This is a reference to Revelations 3 and the lukewarm members of that ancient community.  In Revelation, John writes to seven Churches. Laodicea is the last.  Ironically “Laodicea” is derived from “rights of the people”.  In other words, they do their will, not God’s.  They are not fervid with love of God, but lukewarm.  Laodicea is a byword for mediocrity.

What will Christ do with such people?  He will “spew” them from His mouth.  In the Douay rendering, He will “vomit” them.  Rev 3:16.

Why do I bring up Rutler and this business of Laodicea under a post about Sunday sermons?

Coincidently, I mentioned this very verse during my Sunday sermon.

Frankly, my sermon got away from me on Sunday. I was going to tie together all the chants of the Mass but… well… I digressed.  It happens.  I’ll show you what happens when I get off track.  Sadly, sometimes priests digress and wind up preaching more than one homily.  Sunday… guilty as charged.

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Fr. Z’s Kitchen and Tour Talk – #TDF2019 – @Le_Tour Stage 21 – with BIG news!

In a post about the Tour de France, early on, I mentioned that somewhere in storage I had a big corkscrew made by Campagnolo.  I found it. And it’s the last day of the Tour.

The Columbian, Egan Bernal has taken the prize.  I didn’t realize that Columbia was such a cycling enthusiastic nation.

A long time ago in a galaxy far far away, I rode a great bike with all Super Record parts, Reynolds double-butted tubing, silk sown tires, etc.  It “grew wings” and was stolen from the rectory of all places and may an enormous creature gnaw off the top of the thief’s skull and eat the meager innards… not that I’m still bitter about it. But I digress.

Here’s the big Campy corkscrew.  It’s big and it’s campy.

I said it was big, right?  A regular French-made (in honor of the Tour) Tire-bouchon (in Latin extraculum) which I bought in Paris (where the Tour concludes) and a cork, also with some Latin is provided in the shot to give you perspective.  I think the wine was French, but I’m not sure.

Indeed, the fame of Campagnolo bike parts has flown throughout the world.  Not so much their helicopter line, however.  They fly, but I don’t think they are either famous or globally distributed. Fama eorum nondum per orbem volavit.

Note the classic Campy hex wrench socket.

You too can have one of these.  US HERE – UK HERE

This BIG was given to me during my time at the NATO base at Vicenza, in N. Italy.  I was invited with friends to a family’s home for a feast.  They had just returned from a hunting trip for ortolani, tiny little birds, buntings.  Our hosts were excited about our impending delicacy.  They had traveled outside the borders of the country (away from the reach of the Italian law) and had just returned in time to prepare them.  How, you might be asking.

The gentle birds, lightly killed with small shot, were swiftly plucked in accordance with the French (in honor of the Tour) song: je te plumerai la tête.  They were spitted – whole and entire, little bare heads lolling – alternating with sausages and roasted over coals. The drippings and birds were eventually served with polenta (what else… the northern Italian version of those grits, to which I’ve never taken a strong liking).

The best thing about this opportunity, apparently, was biting off the top of the skull and sucking out the contents.  In France, where we weren’t, those who dine on these little critters, cover their heads with a cloth while partaking.  I get why.  We had cloths, but we just ate them, as bare-headed as the main course.

Anyway, cycling came up during the meal and for a good reason which I will get to in a moment.  After we were finished and after much grappa – and after that meal, I was in sore need of that grappa – my host, a major food distributor in the area, presented me with the BIG.  You see, Campagnolo’s factory is also in Vicenza, which is why I mentioned cycling and my old bike.  He had access to these gizmos because of his connections with wineries etc etc etc.

Hence, I have one.  And whenever I see it I think of NATO, the feeling of my teeth crunching bird skulls, and my long lost bicycle.

MEANWHILE…

At the Tour, the riders are having an easy day, drinking the traditional champagne.

Alaphilippe kissing his crucifix at the beginning of the stage.

22 years old?  I have shoes that old.

The Ineos Team have added touches of yellow to their gear.

MEANWHILE:

I’m marinating a pork tenderloin.  I will eat later in the evening, probably with turnip.  Time to select a wine.  French?

UPDATE

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Feb 2020 – Holy Land Pilgrimage – all TLM Masses

Have you been to the Holy Land yet?

I haven’t.

That’s going to be corrected in February 2020.

For more information contact: HERE

Some bullet points:

  • -All meals included.
  • -Daily TLM at the holy sites.
  • -Ash Wednesday in Jerusalem.
  • -Pre-dawn Via Crucis on Via Dolorosa and entrance into the empty tomb of Christ.
  • -The tour touches all the most important Catholic sites.
  • -Chant Schola led by Mr. Christopher Suen of Holy Family FSSP choir in Vancouver.
  • -Specially selected dates to avoid summer heat and crowds.
  • -Registration is open.
  • -We do our best to patronize Christian shops, restaurants and hotels.
  • -Local Christian guide from Nazareth is a Knight Commander of the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre of Jerusalem.
  • -The tour escort, John Sonnen, is a Knight of Malta and a Knight of the Equestrian Order of the Holy Sepulchre of Jerusalem.
  • -To keep the tour moving, time for shopping is given only during a specified time in Bethlehem when pilgrims have the opportunity to support a local Christian shop operated as a co-op of families.
  • -Highlights include Mass on Mt. Carmel and Mt. Calvary. Also, Mass on the Mt. of Beatitudes and at the rock of agony on the Mt. of Olives.
  • -Masses will be taken from the Holy Land supplement to the Missal, the Festa Propria Dioecesis Patriarchalis Hierosolymitanae.
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New British PM reciting the Iliad in Homeric Greek

Under another entry a commentator posted about new British PM Boris Johnson’s spontaneous recitation during a TV interview of the first 43 lines of the Iliad in Homeric Greek.

I must say that I’m impressed. Waaaaay back when, when I was in Classics at the university, I had memorized about 20 lines or so. I couldn’t now do more than… lemme check… four. That was, of course, 30 years ago for me. I wonder how long it has been for Boris.

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μῆνιν ἄειδε θεὰ Πηληϊάδεω Ἀχιλῆος
οὐλομένην, ἣ μυρί᾽ Ἀχαιοῖς ἄλγε᾽ ἔθηκε,
πολλὰς δ᾽ ἰφθίμους ψυχὰς Ἄϊδι προΐαψεν
ἡρώων, αὐτοὺς δὲ ἑλώρια τεῦχε κύνεσσιν
5οἰωνοῖσί τε πᾶσι, Διὸς δ᾽ ἐτελείετο βουλή,
ἐξ οὗ δὴ τὰ πρῶτα διαστήτην ἐρίσαντε
Ἀτρεΐδης τε ἄναξ ἀνδρῶν καὶ δῖος Ἀχιλλεύς.
τίς τ᾽ ἄρ σφωε θεῶν ἔριδι ξυνέηκε μάχεσθαι;
Λητοῦς καὶ Διὸς υἱός: ὃ γὰρ βασιλῆϊ χολωθεὶς
10νοῦσον ἀνὰ στρατὸν ὄρσε κακήν, ὀλέκοντο δὲ λαοί,
οὕνεκα τὸν Χρύσην ἠτίμασεν ἀρητῆρα
Ἀτρεΐδης: ὃ γὰρ ἦλθε θοὰς ἐπὶ νῆας Ἀχαιῶν
λυσόμενός τε θύγατρα φέρων τ᾽ ἀπερείσι᾽ ἄποινα,
στέμματ᾽ ἔχων ἐν χερσὶν ἑκηβόλου Ἀπόλλωνος
15χρυσέῳ ἀνὰ σκήπτρῳ, καὶ λίσσετο πάντας Ἀχαιούς,
Ἀτρεΐδα δὲ μάλιστα δύω, κοσμήτορε λαῶν:
Ἀτρεΐδαι τε καὶ ἄλλοι ἐϋκνήμιδες Ἀχαιοί,
ὑμῖν μὲν θεοὶ δοῖεν Ὀλύμπια δώματ᾽ ἔχοντες
ἐκπέρσαι Πριάμοιο πόλιν, εὖ δ᾽ οἴκαδ᾽ ἱκέσθαι:
20παῖδα δ᾽ ἐμοὶ λύσαιτε φίλην, τὰ δ᾽ ἄποινα δέχεσθαι,
ἁζόμενοι Διὸς υἱὸν ἑκηβόλον Ἀπόλλωνα.
ἔνθ᾽ ἄλλοι μὲν πάντες ἐπευφήμησαν Ἀχαιοὶ
αἰδεῖσθαί θ᾽ ἱερῆα καὶ ἀγλαὰ δέχθαι ἄποινα:
ἀλλ᾽ οὐκ Ἀτρεΐδῃ Ἀγαμέμνονι ἥνδανε θυμῷ,
25ἀλλὰ κακῶς ἀφίει, κρατερὸν δ᾽ ἐπὶ μῦθον ἔτελλε:
μή σε γέρον κοίλῃσιν ἐγὼ παρὰ νηυσὶ κιχείω
ἢ νῦν δηθύνοντ᾽ ἢ ὕστερον αὖτις ἰόντα,
μή νύ τοι οὐ χραίσμῃ σκῆπτρον καὶ στέμμα θεοῖο:
τὴν δ᾽ ἐγὼ οὐ λύσω: πρίν μιν καὶ γῆρας ἔπεισιν
30ἡμετέρῳ ἐνὶ οἴκῳ ἐν Ἄργεϊ τηλόθι πάτρης
ἱστὸν ἐποιχομένην καὶ ἐμὸν λέχος ἀντιόωσαν:
ἀλλ᾽ ἴθι μή μ᾽ ἐρέθιζε σαώτερος ὥς κε νέηαι.
ὣς ἔφατ᾽, ἔδεισεν δ᾽ ὃ γέρων καὶ ἐπείθετο μύθῳ:
βῆ δ᾽ ἀκέων παρὰ θῖνα πολυφλοίσβοιο θαλάσσης:
35πολλὰ δ᾽ ἔπειτ᾽ ἀπάνευθε κιὼν ἠρᾶθ᾽ ὃ γεραιὸς
Ἀπόλλωνι ἄνακτι, τὸν ἠΰκομος τέκε Λητώ:
κλῦθί μευ ἀργυρότοξ᾽, ὃς Χρύσην ἀμφιβέβηκας
Κίλλάν τε ζαθέην Τενέδοιό τε ἶφι ἀνάσσεις,
Σμινθεῦ εἴ ποτέ τοι χαρίεντ᾽ ἐπὶ νηὸν ἔρεψα,
40ἢ εἰ δή ποτέ τοι κατὰ πίονα μηρί᾽ ἔκηα
ταύρων ἠδ᾽ αἰγῶν, τὸ δέ μοι κρήηνον ἐέλδωρ:
τίσειαν Δαναοὶ ἐμὰ δάκρυα σοῖσι βέλεσσιν.
Goddess, sing me the anger, of Achilles, Peleus’ son, that fatal anger that brought countless sorrows on the Greeks, and sent many valiant souls of warriors down to Hades, leaving their bodies as spoil for dogs and carrion birds: for thus was the will of Zeus brought to fulfilment. Sing of it from the moment when Agamemnon, Atreus’ son, that king of men, parted in wrath from noble Achilles.
Which of the gods set these two to quarrel? Apollo, the son of Leto and Zeus, angered by the king, brought an evil plague on the army, so that the men were dying, for the son of Atreus had dishonoured Chryses the priest. He it was who came to the swift Achaean ships, to free his daughter, bringing a wealth of ransom, carrying a golden staff adorned with the ribbons of far-striking Apollo, and called out to the Achaeans, above all to the two leaders of armies, those sons of Atreus: ‘Atreides, and all you bronze-greaved Achaeans, may the gods who live on Olympus grant you to sack Priam’s city, and sail back home in safety; but take this ransom, and free my darling child; show reverence for Zeus’s son, far-striking Apollo.’ hen the rest of the Achaeans shouted in agreement, that the priest should be respected, and the fine ransom taken; but this troubled the heart of Agamemnon, son of Atreus, and he dismissed the priest harshly, and dealt with him sternly: ‘Old man, don’t let me catch you loitering by the hollow ships today, and don’t be back later, lest your staff and the god’s ribbons fail to protect you. Her, I shall not free; old age will claim her first, far from her own country, in Argos, my home, where she can tend the loom, and share my bed. Away now; don’t provoke me if you’d leave safely.’
So he spoke, and the old man, seized by fear, obeyed. Silently, he walked the shore of the echoing sea; and when he was quite alone, the old man prayed deeply to Lord Apollo, the son of bright-haired Leto: ‘Hear me, Silver Bow, protector of Chryse and holy Cilla, high lord of Tenedos: if ever I built a shrine that pleased you, if ever I burned the fat thighs of a bull or goat for you, grant my wish: Smintheus, with your arrows make the Greeks pay for my tears.’
So he prayed, and Phoebus Apollo heard him.

 

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For the Latinists… amusement opportunity alert!

Those of you who read Latin could find some respite from the heat of the day by stepping with Fr. Hunwicke into the cool of the Ashmolean for a chat with the great Legislator, Pope Lambertini aka Benedict XIV, of happy memory.  Fr. H occasionally has recourse to this great successor of the original Fisherman.

They have a chat about another, Latin American, Pope.

It will help you Latinists with less Greek to know that “andra polytropous” is a reference to the first line of the Odyssey describing that work’s hero.  And the Hesiod quotation might make you snort your coffee, so put down the B14 mug before reading.

I can’t but agree that having Menander’s take on events current, past and future would be cathartic.  A meander with Menander in the Amazon.

Benedict XIV swag is available.  HERE

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Amazing results in the saving of St. Anne’s beautiful shrine in @FRDiocese

Remember the story some time ago about the beautiful Shrine of St. Anne in Fall River, MA, that was scheduled for closure? It looked grim for the magnificent church. A group of lay people got organized, worked something out with the diocese and they’ve kept it going. The lower church is open and many people are coming to visit and to pray. Tonight the local bishop will say Mass and they will have a procession.

One of the people who has saved the church is a regular commentator here and a ham radio operator!

He has sent photos. They’ve been scrubbing and cleaning and organizing and finding old treasures.

Local news story HERE

A relic of St. Ann.  Bp. Morlino, who had a real devotion to her, would have loved that.

The upstairs.. which needs work…

I am told that people are coming in, staying, praying, buying candles.  They are making some money and momentum.

Our friend found the chalice his grandfather gave to the church.  It’s all polished up and ready for the Mass tonight.

Sanctus bells!

See the crutches?

Ready for the procession.

Yes, it can be done.

It takes tears and sweat and patience and diplomacy and prayers on top of prayers.  And I think that Bp. Morlino is smiling on this one.

¡Hagan lío!

The local bishop, who had wanted to close the place, will say the Mass tonight.   The people with whom he had the tussle invited him.

Never never never underestimate the power of an invitation.  Pray to their Guardian Angels tonight to continue to soften hearts.

St. Anne, pray for us.

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