“Yeu arr teking zee pheud pheuteaux wit yeur zmarty pheun!”

Since I am in Paris, and shoot photos of feud weet ma pheun, I thought I would share again my last encounter with the Inspector from Feb 2014:

Just the other night Inspector Clouseau burst into the restaurant where I was dining with friends… :

“Eez dees yeur pheun?! Yeu arr teking zee pheuteaux wit yeur pheun!  Dees ees not allowed, le French food pheun photo.”

“My …. pheun?”

“Yes, yeur pheun.  Yeur zmarty pheun.”

“You mean my smart iPhone?”

“Of course!

“Why, yes.  As a matter of fact, I am.”

“I supose yeu intend too to post dem to yeur bleug?”

“My what?”

“Yeur bleug, bleug!!

“My blog?”

“Dat eez what I had been saying, yeu feul!”

From The Beeb:

France: Top chefs crack down on ‘food porn’

Two Michelin-starred French chefs are cracking down on customers who take photographs of their food, it’s been reported.  [YIKES!]

[…]

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PARIS – Day 6: La chasse and prayers and shells

Yesterday one of you readers gave me a good lead on where to find images (probably holy cards or other) of Our Lady of the Clergy in that version I posted.  Since their main store is a few minutes walk from where I a staying, I tried that as the first errand of the day. No joy.

Today to Montmartre.

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It was my intention to visit the Basilica of the Sacred Heart, built from a sense of penitence and devotion from a nation.

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They have had exposition here, continuously, since 1 August 1885.  However, not they cover the Blessed Sacrament of Mass.  Once, it would not have been so.

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The Eucharistic Lord covered during Mass.

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I spent a lot of time here, through Mass, exposition, the Benedictines singing their midday hour.  I said my own prayers, too.

Ut ómnibus benefactóribus nostris sempitérna bona retríbuas, te rogámus, audi nos.

Ut ánimas nostras, fratrum, propinquórum et benefactórum nostrórum ab ætérna damnatióne erípias, te rogámus, audi nos.

V. Orémus pro benefactóribus nostris.
R. Retribuere dignáre, Dómine, ómnibus, nobis bona faciéntibus propter nomen tuum, vitam ætérnam. Amen.

You are wonderful and it is my pleasure and duty to remember you in my prayers.

I hope you can read this writing and puzzle it out.   I found this moving and wondered, what sort of calamity would it take for a nation to do the like again?

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Lunch.  Mussels.  Crispy fries.  Sauvignon blanc.

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One of the stupidest things I’ve seen anywhere … and I don’t mean the street sign.

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Paris has distinctive water fountains, a bit more ornate than Rome’s.

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Meanwhile while walking about, I found a plaque to the original, non-fictional D’Artagnan.

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And in this place some of my country’s history took place.

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And… just because a priest wrote and suggested that I go to Laduree.

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Now is the time! Romanorum coetibus!

I think it was the late Fr. Richard John Neuhaus who said that the Anglican Church existed in order to make irony redundant.

They took another step in perfecting irony by approving wyshops… errrr. women “bishops”.

There is a Vatican Insider piece HERE.

This is not really much of a story, except insofar as it wipes out what was left of any serious ecumenical undertaking with them.   As Card. Diaz put it when addressing the Lambeth gathering a few years ago, they now are suffering from ecclesial Alzheimers.

Therefore, the true point of this post.

We are are delighted that the Pope of Christian Unity, Benedict XVI, gave us Anglicanorum coetibus by which Anglicans can be welcomed into the Catholic Church and they can retain their heritage.  I am sure their ranks will now swell.

Even more urgent today is the need for the Church of England to issue their own document Romanorum coetibus, by which they can welcoming into their “ecclesial community” (remember, according to Dominus Iesus they don’t have a real Church because they don’t have valid apostolic succession), all the dissident Catholics who, rebelling against the Magisterium, desire to keep their most treasured customs.  There in the embrace of the Anglicans they can have their clay pot chalices and burlap banners, their ditties and rainbow stoles, free from the interferences of patriarchal oppression.

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PARIS – Day 5: Miraculous Edition

Pro sacerdote vel laico

O Mater pietatis et misericordiae, beatissima Virgo Maria, ego miser et indignus peccator ad te confugio toto corde et affectu; et precor pietatem tuam, ut, sicut dulcissimo Filio tuo in Cruce pendenti astitisti, ita et mihi, misero peccatori, et sacerdotibus omnibus, hic et in tota sancta Ecclesia hodie offerentibus, clementer adsistere digneris, ut, tua gratia adiuti, dignam et acceptabilem hostiam in conspectu summae et individuae Trinitatis offerre valeamus. Amen.

Today I spent quite some time in the famous chapel on the Rue du Bac. I had quite a list of things and people.

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UPDATE:

A visit to the chapel of the Congregation of the Missions was not lacking.  There we venerated the holy remains of St. Vincent de Paul.

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To feed the body as well as the soul there was nothing to do but go to the vast épicerie of the Bon Marche also in the rue du Bac.  Aisle after aisle of exquisite things.  There are little snack bars within, specialising in regional or material items.   Just a few moments to get a sense of the visual impact.

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Lunch was found and we fended off death by starvation.

We also made a visit to the vast hulk of a place called Saint-Sulpice.

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This church is getting more than a little shabby.  It needs serious maintenance and cleaning.   However grotty it is right now, the organ is not.  They were tuning it while we were in there.   Great organists such as Widor and Dupre played here.

Charles Baudelaire said of the place: “Le merveilleux nous envelope et nous abreuve comme l’atmosphère mais nous ne le voyons pas.”

Now I must ask: What’s wrong with this picture?

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Here is something very cool.

When I was in Rome I mentioned that churches were sometimes the locations of astronomical clocks.  The build was turned into a “camera” which could project an image of the sun through a tiny hole in the wall or ceiling onto a meridian line which indicated noon at different days of the year as the sun “moved” through its analemma. Saint-Sulpice has an astronomical gnomon (the meridian line on the floor and wall) which helps to identify the date of Easter.

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Here is the inscription.  Note that the section which mentions the involvement of the King has been chisled out.  This is technically called a damnatio memoriae, whereby it is sought to eradicate the memory of certain people.  It was a common technique, along with invective and beheading long before the National Schismatic Reporter came along.

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UPDATE:

If there are churches and prayers, there also have to be food photos.

We were at a place just up the street from where we are staying. I have had my eye on it for days, since I have that inner antenna that seems to find good places. However, since we are also really tired, I thought it might be nice simply to feel along the wall for a short way to the hotel door.

To start: Onion soup.

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I think I shall ever associate onion soup with Michael Voris, at whose home I have been a guest a couple times for nice meals.  Michael is a real gentleman.  I was there a couple years back now, for Christmas I believe.  He and some of his staff (two of whom met through my internet work years ago and then married) made onion soup.  The soup was tremendously good, but the making of the soup was so… pervasive in the house, that I literally had to get my suit dry-cleaned the next day.   Yum.  But… whew.   Tonight’s, all of the bonus and none of the onus.

Fois gras.  There is a nice savoury chutney by it.  That other stuff… the green stuff… I’ve seen it before, too.

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I had Boeuf Bourgignon.  It was exactly how I wanted it to be and three heads and shoulders higher than the stuff I had the other night.

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I am now inspired to make BB when I get home and invite a couple priest friends.

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Yes, there was more bread nearby.

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I helped out with some chicken that came with black truffle mashed potatoes.   It was a sacrifice.

Dessert.

Camembert.

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That bottle in the background is a 1993 Graves.

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10 yr Calvados.  You can… I could at least… taste the apples.

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Now, I am back in my room, for compline and then some worrying and praying for some friends who are in a tight spot right now.

 

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Wherein Benedict XVI is now channeling his inner Augustine

You probably know that Benedict XVI’s life’s works as a theologian are being edited and released in different volumes.   Ignatius Press has the publishing rights for English.  His volume on Liturgy is available.  HERE

In German another volume has been issued.

In this volume he mentions, in his newly written forward, that he has rethought and changed him mind about a 1972 essay he had concerning Communion for the divorced and civilly remarried.  Previously, he had not closed the door to this possibility.  Now, he thinks he was wrong back then.

This is a burning issue today, of course.

And so the former Pope – how weird is that to write – is going to be implicated in the debate about Communion for the civilly remarried.

What is important to remember, however, before people on the Left and on the Right start with their respective spittle-flecked nutties, is that… changing your mind is exactly what theologians do when they are looking back at their life’s work.

I bring to your attention the example of St. Augustine of Hippo, whom Ratzinger studied closely.  Late in life, Augustine reviewed his vast, and I mean vast, body of work and, in a volume called the Retractations, he made observations and corrections of his previous work.  In other words, he reviewed and he said when and where he got things wrong.

That’s what theologians do.

They get things wrong and they correct things after they have had time to work on them and think them through and, often, gather more information.

But just watch how the catholic Left, especially, will try to spin this.  It’ll go something along the lines of “The Pope Emeritus is entering the fray against Card. Kasper!” or, for the truly weird, “Did Card. Burke put the Pope Emeritus up to this?”, and even “Benedict, who promised he was going to be a good little monk in his garden convent, has broken his word!  He’s being political!”

Believe me, it’ll get crazy.

When and if you read some of the loony stuff, remember: St. Augustine’s Retractations.

This is what old theologians do.

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What’s up with the false English translation of the Synod’s Final Report?

Now that the 2014 Extraordinary Synod of Bishops has been over for a while, we have to start asking some questions about the synodal documents that emerged during the meeting, namely the midpoint report, or Relatio post disceptationem, and the final report, that went to the Holy Father, the Relatio Synodi.

The final and official Relatio is still accessible on the Vatican website only in Italian. That’s what you find by on clicking “Synod of Bishops“, the obvious place to look for a document of the Synod of Bishops, right?

The notorious interim report, however, which was roundly denounced by the Synod Fathers (who were not allowed even to see it before it was released) has been on the Synod webpage in five languages since the end of the Synod on 19 October… a month ago.  (Frankly, I think it was written already in July, because it was magically translated swiftly into five languages practically overnight.  It was also bound and ready to distribute within 36 hours.  The super-skilled Vatican translators handled that one, but the all important Final Report… not so much.   But I digress.)

The other nine Synod-related documents listed on that page are in different languages.

Here’s a screenshot of what it looks like today.  Relatio Synodi is the final report.

Just try to locate an English translation on a Vatican based webpage.  It was finally released a couple weeks after all the others and it is buried on an obscure page of the Press Office’s website right where everyone would think to look for it.   Since it is in the Bolletino, the daily press release, it scrolled out of view pretty fast.  HERE

Out of sight out of mind?    It just gets to hang out in oblivion until it is dusted off and – Eureka! – look what we found?  What’s with that?

The plot thickens because there was an English translation link on the Synod website, but it was removed because it was riddled with errors.  Most of the errors did not change the content in any significant way.   BUT… there were some 90 errors, not 4 or 5, including the elimination of phrases, in only 62 paragraphs.

Weeks are passing and the only English version out there is just plain wrong in a key paragraph.

The weird thing about the only extant English translation is that a controversial paragraph is not translated correctly.  WERE one able easily to compare the Italian original and other languages by clicking side by side links (which we can’t – at least at the Synod of Bishops page) you would more easily spot what can only be – after this lapse of time and after numerous people have pointed it out in public – a blatant falsification of the original.

And given what was falsified and not corrected, you have to ask: Who did this and why?

Here’s the deal.

Paragraph 4 of this final and official statement of the Synod which went to the Pope, has in the Italian original this conclusion about the challenges facing the Church today (emphasis added and translation):

4. Alla luce dello stesso discorso abbiamo raccolto i risultati delle nostre riflessioni e dei nostri dialoghi nelle seguenti tre parti: l’ascolto, per guardare alla realtà della famiglia oggi, nella complessità delle sue luci e delle sue ombre; lo sguardo fisso sul Cristo per ripensare con rinnovata freschezza ed entusiasmo quanto la rivelazione, trasmessa nella fede della Chiesa, ci dice sulla bellezza, sul ruolo e sulla dignità della famiglia; il confronto alla luce del Signore Gesù per discernere le vie con cui rinnovare la Chiesa e la società nel loro impegno per la famiglia fondata sul matrimonio tra uomo e donna. [“founded on marriage between a man and a woman.”]

Without knowing Italian, you probably figured out that part in bold.  I was just being helpful, not condescending.  By the way, even though the articles un and una are missing we say “a man and a woman” and not just “man and woman” so that we exclude polygamy… I hope.

By the magic of cutting and pasting from the English version which we had to dig out of an obscure page from the archive of the daily Bolletino at the Press Office’s site, an entirely different entity of the Holy See from the Synod of Bishops, whose official document it is, we find (emphases added):

4.          With these words in mind, we have gathered together the results of our reflections and our discussions in the following three parts: listening, looking at the situation of the family today  in all its complexities, both lights and shadows; looking, our gaze is fixed on Christ to re-evaluate, with renewed freshness and enthusiasm, what revelation,  transmitted in the Church’s faith, tells us about the beauty and dignity of the family; and facing the situation, with an eye on the Lord Jesus, to discern how the Church and society can renew their commitment to the family. [You are waiting to see the part about “founded on marriage between a man and a woman” aren’t you!]

The final Italian words, describing the family as, “founded on marriage between man and woman”, seems to have been deliberately suppressed in the English version of an important Church document, an official document issued by a Synod that made headlines round the world for most for the better part of a whole month.

It has been a month now since the close of the Synod and the release of that document, and still the false translation of the Italian original is all that we have, on a completely different page.

So… what’s going on here?

Are they trying, by this haphazard treatment of an official document of the Synod, which Pope Francis seems to be trying to enhance in importance, to indicate that Italian isn’t the official language after all?  Are we to wait for a Latin version of the document?  Yeah, right.

Are they trying, by this haphazard treatment to slither some ideological position in – at least for English speakers?   Are we to understand that it is not an integral and constitutive element of “family”, properly understood, that it be “founded on marriage between a man and a woman”?   If that is the case, what is “family” founded on?   Some other kind of relationship?

Same-sex unions?

Interspecies unions?

Like I say, it’s been a month now and this has already been pointed out.

I am reminded of how someone in control of the content of the Holy See’s site made sure that, for years Pope Benedict’s pivotal Motu Proprio Summorum Pontificum – which emancipated the use of the 1962 Missale Romanum – was available only in Latin and that hugely useful, widely-read language, so similar to other commonly spoken tongues, Hungarian.

It only took six years to get other modern languages posted.  HERE

No, no!  That wasn’t done on purpose, I’m sure!

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PARIS – Day 4: Le déjeuner sur le Musée d’Orsay

I don’t have many pics to show of what I did pretty much all day, which was slowly work my way through the Musée d’Orsay… for hours.

I saw pretty much everything that I needed to see.

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We couldn’t take photos, however. Thus I went back to my tried and true method of writing in my black Moleskine notebook, and making little sketches to help me remember the object… the objet.

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Now for some food. Alas, I am working on my phone because the Internet at this hotel is down! It’s a good thing that nothing was going on in the world that really interested me.

However, this means that photos uploaded in whatever order the Internet gremlins decided. Follow the food shots in reverse order. Again figure out which drink was mine, and, for bonus points, tell what it is.

This… is a canard:

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Terrine.

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Pre-prandials.  Again, it’s in reverse order of consumption.

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I took the advice of a reader here for tonight’s repast. It was … solid fare.  I will, however, go back to my own list for the rest of the trip.

A couple views on the return home to The Hotel Without Internet™.

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Before we got back to the internetless hotel, we stopped for dessert at a little crêpes place. Mine had honey, orange, and some fire, compliments of Grand Marnier.

You should be able to see the blue flame.
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Anyway… this view didn’t need the Internet That I Don’t Have at Le Hôtel Sans Internet to be enjoyed.

Harder to share, however.

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Tomorrow, probably …

Rue du Bac.

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PARIS – Day 3: Winged Edition

Today I am wallowing amongst the treasures of the Louvre. I haven’t been here for years.

Seeing the Winged Victory from afar and up close remains the memory of a whole lifetime.

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This is the angle at which she was meant to be viewed.

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And here is our old friend in a painting by the Master of the Nativity of Castello, 15th c.

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Here we have our Christological Goldfinch!

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The Louvre… I didn’t remember…. It’s a bit overwhelming.

UPDATE:

Forget the rest of the museum, to which I shall return. Let’s see some food.

Which of these is mine?

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This time the snails were back in their shells.

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The sausage was offal.

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This is how food should look.

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Cookies.  How hard could it be to make these?

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VIDEO: Figuring out this pontificate

Here is a video from Michael Voris, who offers one point of view.

For your thoughtful, thought-filled, discussion.

Think before hitting that “Post” key.

Moderation queue is ON.

First comment: I wish they’d change the music at the end.

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It’s time to build camps! Dangerous illegal immigrants invading!

In Grand Marias, MN, there is a Restaurant called, fetchingly, “South of the Border”.  Not a lick of Tex-Mex in sight.  It’s pretty funny.

Apparently the Canadians up there in Canadia are having their own border problems.   A friend sent this from the The Manitoba Herald (sorry, no link):

The flood of American liberals sneaking across the border into Canada has intensified in the past week, sparking calls for increased patrols to stop the illegal immigration. The recent actions of the Tea Party and the fact Republicans won the Senate are prompting an exodus among left-leaning citizens who fear they’ll soon be required to hunt, pray, and to agree with Bill O’Reilly and Glenn Beck.

Canadian border farmers say it’s not uncommon to see dozens of sociology professors, animal-rights activists and Unitarians crossing their fields at night.

“I went out to milk the cows the other day, and there was a Hollywood producer huddled in the barn,” said Southern Manitoba farmer Red Greenfield, whose acreage borders North Dakota . “The producer was cold, exhausted and hungry. He asked me if I could spare a latte and some free-range chicken. When I said I didn’t have any, he left before I even got a chance to show him my screenplay, eh?”

In an effort to stop the illegal aliens, Greenfield erected higher fences, but the liberals scaled them. He then installed loudspeakers that blared Rush Limbaugh across the fields. “Not real effective,” he said. “The liberals still got through and Rush annoyed the cows so much that they wouldn’t give any milk.”

Officials are particularly concerned about smugglers who meet liberals near the Canadian border, pack them into Volvo station wagons, and drive them across the border where they are simply left to fend for themselves. “A lot of these people are not prepared for our rugged conditions,” an Ontario border patrolman said. “I found one carload without a single bottle of imported drinking water. They did have a nice little Napa Valley cabernet, though.” When liberals are caught, they’re sent back across the border, often wailing loudly that they fear retribution from conservatives. Rumors have been circulating about plans being made to build re-education camps where liberals will be forced to drink domestic beer and watch NASCAR races. [I’d agree to an increase in my taxes for this one!]

In recent days, liberals have turned to ingenious ways of crossing the border. Some have been disguised as senior citizens taking a bus trip to buy cheap Canadian prescription drugs. After catching a half- dozen young vegans in powdered wig disguises, Canadian immigration authorities began stopping buses and quizzing the supposed senior-citizens about Perry Como and Rosemary Clooney to prove that they were alive in the ’50s. “If they can’t identify the accordion player on The Lawrence Welk Show, we become very suspicious about their age,” an official said.

Canadian citizens have complained that the illegal immigrants are creating an organic-broccoli shortage and are renting all the Michael Moore movies. “I really feel sorry for American liberals, but the Canadian economy just can’t support them,” an Ottawa resident said. “How many art-history majors does one country need?”

In an effort to ease tensions between the United States and Canada, Vice President Biden met with the Canadian ambassador and pledged that the administration would take steps to reassure liberals. A source close to President Obama said, “We’re going to have some Paul McCartney and Peter, Paul & Mary concerts. We might even put some endangered species on postage stamps. The President is determined to reach out.”

 

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