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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-03-10 – Bp. Fatty convalescing

March 10th, 2024 Dear Diary, Worst Lent ever. Even though I got vaxed a lot I still got the Covid again. Feel better, definitely on the mend, but it was pretty bad. I’d say sick as a dog, but not … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-02-08

Febuary 8th, 2024 Dear Diary, Upcoming series of FCMH one each week for the next few weeks. Several hours of boredom punctuated by a few moments of sheer terror. They gave me the reports and the materials ahead of time. … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 24-01-08

January 8th, 2024 Dear Diary, I’ve heard that their getting some kind of birthday party together for me already – it’s over a month away, but it’s never too early to plan something fun. I got a shock when Fr. … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-22: Christmas Party

December 22nd, 2023 Dear Diary, I had to drive by myself to the chancery’s Christmas party last night at Razzo’s Steak House because Fr. Tommy said he didn’t want to go. We were on the phone: “What do you mean … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-19: Blessing gals and guys

December 19th, 2023 Dear Diary, Blessing of gals and guys.  THANKS ALOT.  Now WHAT?!? Heck, I bless everything! Houses, cars, new offices in the chancery, campfires at camp, booze, ribs, sandwiches, you name it. It’s like that TV show, “That’s … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-17: fait accompli

December 17th, 2023 Dear Diary, It was the usual for Goadate Sunday at SP.  I dusted off all the pink jokes and got some chuckles here and there.  I guess they’ve heard them.  But I had a chance to check … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-12-13 – They’re all against me

Previous… HERE.  I guess there is something in the air these days about the Sacrament of Penance. December 13th 2023 Dear Diary, I am pissed off at Fr. Tommy.  I’m pissed at Vice.  I’m pissed at the ST rector.*   I’m … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 2023-12-01 – Fr. Mark Rogers

Background on Fr. Mark Rogers HERE (20 February 2019) – HERE (17 June 2023) – HERE (5 July 2023).   November 30, 2023 Dear Diary, Fr. Mark Rogers. Loved Latin and all that stuff. I had to come down on … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus” – 23-11-12 – Bp. Strictland

November 12th, 2023 Dear Diary, This morning Fr. Tommy asked me my thoughts about the mess with Strictland in Texas. I can’t say I know him. He doesn’t hang around the bar after the bp meetings with the group of … Read More →

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-09-12 – Request that relic of St. Jude’s Arm be brought to Diocese of Libville

EDITOR’s NOTE: There is a reference to an USA Today article about the Relic of the Arm of St. Jude the Apostle, which is presently being brought to parishes through the ministry of Fr. Carlos Martins of Treasures of the … Read More →

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