Category Archives: Liturgy Science Theatre 3000

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Fr. Z’s 20 Tips For Making A Good Confession

Fr. Z’s 20 Tips For Making A Good Confession o{]:¬) We should… 1) …examine our consciences regularly and thoroughly; 2) …wait our turn in line patiently; 3) …come at the time confessions are scheduled, not a few minutes before they … Read More →

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A US Bishop pushes “ad orientem” worship.

First… and this is pertinent… a young man in the Diocese of Madison is helping to collect the spiritual bouquet for the fearsome yet affable Bishop Robert Morlino.  Yep. You can write about him every other day. The Young Madisonian … Read More →

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National ‘c’atholic Reporter says Popes Paul VI, John Paul II, Benedict XVI sinned against the Holy Spirit

The standards at the National Catholic Reporter (aka Fishwrap) are devolving by the week. This last week they accused Paul VI, John Paul II and Benedict XVI of sinning against the Holy Spirit. Ron Schmit – no, you have never … Read More →

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“When everyone is somebody, then no-one’s anybody”

Do you know the great line from the G&S opera The Gondoliers? “When everyone is somebody, then no-one’s anybody”. From the amusing Eye of the Tiber Colorado Priest To Appoint Entire Parish Eucharistic Ministers Loveland, CO––Saint John the Evangelist Parish … Read More →

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“Casual Worship” – Contradiction in Terms

From the State Journal of Madison: In the Spirit: Church that pushed the envelope on ‘casual worship’ closes A Waunakee church that pushed the concept of “casual worship” to new levels didn’t draw enough interest and has closed. St. Andrew … Read More →

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Of sympathy and pageant, of aging and refreshing

The other day a priest friend brought up a line from Hilaire Belloc’s The Path To Rome, which I have not read for many a year. This is the story of the wine of Brule, and it shows that what … Read More →

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Don’t forget The Tablet’s survey on the new, corrected translation!

Don’t forget the survey on the new translation at The Tablet.   CLICK HERE It varies from day to day according to the results.  But.. hey!  Have some fun. My friend Fr. Finigan suggests this music while you fill it … Read More →

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Blue Vestments? An annual rant.

From a reader: Our priest borrowed glorious old blue vestments in the Roman style for today, the Feast of the Immaculate Conception. He announced that it’s the first time for him, and that it is per a 400-some-year-old indult for … Read More →

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Wherein Fr. Z concedes about the “one Mass for two obligations” theory

I have written a couple times (HERE and HERE) about the possibility of attending one Mass on Saturday evening of the day of the Immaculate Conception (a Holy Day of Obligation in these USA) and, thereby, of fulfilling also the … Read More →

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About that survey by The Tablet… does anything strike you as a little queer?

I wrote HERE about The Tablet (aka The Bitter Pill aka RU-486 ) and their abortive attempts to get a survey right concerning acceptance of the new, corrected ICEL translation. It has been a tough few days for RU-486, I’m afraid.  They … Read More →

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