“Therefore, let us not sleep, as others do; but let us watch, and be sober.”

In a field one summer’s day a Grasshopper was hopping about, chirping and singing to its heart’s content. An Ant passed by, bearing along with great toil an ear of corn he was taking to the nest.

“Why not come and chat with me,” said the Grasshopper, “instead of toiling and moiling in that way?”

“I am helping to lay up food for the winter,” said the Ant, “and recommend you to do the same.”

“Why bother about winter?” said the Grasshopper; we have got plenty of food at present.” But the Ant went on its way and continued its toil. When the winter came the Grasshopper had no food and found itself dying of hunger, while it saw the ants distributing every day corn and grain from the stores they had collected in the summer.

Then the Grasshopper knew: It is best to prepare for the days of necessity.

In ancient version of Aesop’s classic, the grasshopper simply dies.

I suppose Democrats got hold of it.

The grasshopper will soon be redefined, in a Disney movie, as the transgender victim of formician indifference and the State will decree the fair distribution of all antish goods, and there will be a happy Bollywood ending.

And then there’s reality.  Actually, nothing in the version above says that the ants distributed anything to the grasshopper or to anyone other than other ants.  Right?

It has been a while since I have mentioned to you a few things, to which I hope you will attend.  While I am always telling you to be spiritually prepared against the moment of your death, which could strike right NOW… you should also physically prepare for the dark day of struggle or flight.

Remember: Bad things always happen to other people… until it’s your turn.

I’ve seen lately on the news that tornadoes have devastated villages, that wild fires have caused the evacuation of towns, trains with nasty chemicals cause flight.

Could you, in the few moments that you have, grab a bag or two and, alone or with your family, get to relative safety?

If not… why not?

There are some pre-packed bags for sale, like this, which can give you ideas.

There are many levels of preparedness.  All of us should be at least minimally prepared if for no other reason that we do not become even more of a burden to others.  Also, if you are responsible for the well-being of dependents, then… what are you thinking about if not about their well-being and safety?

We need plans.  We need plans to get home, to get away from home, to get everyone out of immediate harms way, to feed, defend, keep warm those who are dependent.

There are regional considerations, such as the commonplaces of fires or earthquakes or storms.  Other have threats such as mobs in cities or angry ex-boyfriends or husbands who come knocking, and not in a nice way.

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Consider having a plan, including a bag to grab with basics, including necessary documents keys, etc.  Give some thought to this.  Know what your route will be and if that route is viable.  Designate meeting places if you are separated.  Practice getting out of your house and where to go.  Think now about what you will need the instant you realize that, no, your house is now completely engulfed in flames and you won’t have again anything that is inside.

Also, remember that it is usually the case that when seconds count, the police are only minutes away.

It could also make all the difference if you have, in advance, networked with other people who have also done some solid preparation.

I bring this up, friends, but I don’t ever want to hear about horrible things happening to any of you that might have been avoided with some forethought, planning and practice.

UPDATE:

Priests need to think about this too.  HERE

UPDATE:

And don’t forget a UPS or two!  HERE

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26 May – NYC – Corpus Christi Mass and Procession

If you are within striking distance of Manhattan, consider attending the beautiful Corpus Christi procession which the vibrant, famed, phoenix-like Church of the Holy Innocents will have on 26 May, Corpus Christi THURSDAY.

Mass is at 6 PM follow by the procession, which goes outside in midtown Manhattan, down Broadway and Herald Square, past Macy’s…

It is an extraordinary experience. One year I was celebrant and I carried the Blessed Sacrament.

DATE: Thursday, May 26, 2016
TIME: Mass & Procession at 6:00 PM, followed by a festive reception
LOCATION: Church of the Holy Innocents, New York, NY (128 West 37th Street – btwn Broadway and 7th)

Before the 6 PM Solemn Mass, the parishioners will recite the Holy Rosary at 5:20 PM. The Choirmaster and organist, Mr. Pedro d’Aquino, will direct the music (Messa a tre voci by Saverio Mercadante, 1795-1870). After the Mass and the outdoors procession, there will be a festive reception in the parish hall.

We need less chatter and more processions!

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I am pretty tired of this B as in B, S as in S.

A few inflammatory points by way of introduction.

First, there are those who say that many of the problems in the Church today can be traced back to the influence of a kind of “jansenism” impressed during formation in seminaries way back in the day.  The main culprits were, as it is said, especially Sulpicians, who ran many large seminaries, and those whom they trained.  Quite a few Irish clerics were, long ago, trained in extremely rigid French Sulpician seminaries, since they had no chances in Ireland.  A dark rigidity was thus imported to these USA through these conduits.  And since the English-speaking Irish made the claim to be “natives” (even though they, too, were immigrants), they shut the other ethnic groups out of the American hierarchy, coming to dominate chanceries and mother-houses and schools.  When the leash was finally loosed, through the growing effects of modernism and then Vatican II, the formerly rigid snapped and ricocheted into being liberal progressives… except that they remained rigid when it came to oppressing anyone that didn’t agree with their progressivism.  The worst of the worst of what people call clericalist: liberals.

Next, I am sure that you have noticed how smug and humorless liberals are.  That’s because they perceive themselves as morally superior to us mere mortals.

Thirdly, it is sometimes hard to remember – it is for me – when reading liberal crowing about their latest Pyrrhic victory, that younger committed Catholics, certainly seminarians, younger priests and goodly number of bishops, don’t give a tinker’s dam about anything the Fishwrap (aka National Sodomitic Reporter) says.  They don’t share the narrow vision of a still widespread – but rapidly weakening – discontinuity and rupture. Young people have nothing invested in that agenda.  The few that do are exceptions to the rule.  The seminarians I know, if they see the Fishwrap at all, just shake their heads, marveling.  Perhaps they smile a little.  The indifference this new generation of priests has concerning the liberal catholic agenda will inevitably have a huge knock-on effect in the parishes they will lead and the classrooms they will teach in.  That terrifies the aging catholic Left.

Lastly, self-absorbed Promethean Neopelagian aging-hippie liberals still interpret everything within the Church through the lens they formed during the anti-authoritarian civil-rights and anti-war protest movements. When we try to uphold hierarchy and authority or rubrics or the older form of Mass or obedience to the Magisterium or decorum in liturgy and sacred music (or in the clerical life) an involuntary subconscious switch clicks in their heads. They take your faithful Catholic position of continuity to be an attack themselves and on Vatican II, on … niceness… on bunnies … on the poor… on the Democrat Party…. Vatican II cannot, in their minds, be separated from the protest movements they have idolized until they are actually paradigmatic, iconic, even mythic. The myth is now itself dying, and they don’t like it one little bit.  (It it interesting to see how new protest movements are springing up, fueled and paid for by older liberal ideologues among young people who have been reduced to slavery and vacuity by liberal educational institutions.)

Now, to it.

I saw at the Fishwrap (aka National Schismatic Reporter – insert head shake and wry smile here) an interview with out-going Sulpician Fr. Phillip J. Brown, now the former rector of Theological College, the national diocesan seminary of the Catholic University of America in Washington DC: “Francis effect growing among seminarians, says Theological College rector”.

Samples:

The subject of change in the attitudes of seminarians is “a delicate situation for me as a seminary rector,” acknowledged Brown, who will be moving on to a similar position at St. Mary’s Seminary in Baltimore later this year. [Another Sulpician place.]

[…]

He’s seeing a shift in attitudes among seminarians particularly in the areas of:

View of church tradition. […]

There’s less focus on the sacerdotal nature of priesthood […]

There is less of an emphasis on signs and symbols indicating traditionalism. They can seem like small things: the wearing of cassocks, Communion only on the tongue and not in the hand, to name two. But in recent years these symbols became what Brown described “as markers of orthodoxy” with an indication that those who didn’t follow such practices were suspect.

[…]

Seminarians are more inclined to move from what Brown called a Calvinistic, rule-based view of moral theology, to a more nuanced understanding of the role of church teaching in people’s lives. They are less likely to view psychological counseling with suspicion. The Francis message on the environment is also catching on, he said.

[…]

Okay… I’ll bet the seminarians there really appreciated that parting shot.

Look.  I’ve not been a seminarian for a long time, but I am still suffering from the post-traumatic stress disorder of those times. I still remember that the aging-liberals were once relevant, and, as a result, they can still get under my skin.  Younger, committed Catholics don’t have those memories.

They are now going to taste something of the bitter cup we were forced to quaff.

That said, I have contact with seminarians all over these USA and abroad.  I have a different sense of The Francis Effect™ among seminarians.

However, if you want a more direct and pointed response to the assertions above, I saw on Facebook (yes… I know) a direct and pointed response by a priest who was at that seminary during that rector’s tenure.  HERE  My emphases:

This article, written from an interview given by the out-going Rector of my former seminary, is very hurtful. The men who were formed in and ordained from Theological College over the past 10 years are some of the best and most pastoral men and priests that I have ever had the pleasure of knowing. Inventing a false dichotomy between a love for the Church’s traditions and a love for the people of God is a manipulative, ideological tool used to push forth one’s personal agenda.

I have known Father Brown for many years, and have a great deal of respect and admiration for him personally, but this public interview he gave with an openly dissenting “Catholic” publication warrants an alumnus response.

As one of the many cassock-wearing, Communion-on-the-tongue-receiving, Latin-loving, Extraordinary-Form-Mass-saying young priests that have passed through the halls of Theological College, allow me to say plainly to anyone who would agree with the tone and sentiment of this article that you have deliberately and painfully pigeon-holed men who love the Church and cast us to be pompous little monsters simply because we have a different theological/liturgical outlook than you. You condescend towards us as if we were not thinking, opining, and sincere men. You gossip about us, ensuring that we are “put in our places” and “taught a thing or two” by your confreres. You confuse our strong convictions with arrogance and accuse us of being staunch when we are trying more than anything else to be faithful, helpful, and loving.

But let’s be quite honest…you don’t really know us because you never took the time to get to know us. You saw us when we were in the seminary chapel or over breakfast…but that’s about it. Have you seen us at 2:00 AM in the hospital? Have you seen us working late into the night on a funeral homily? Have you seen us giving up our one day off a week to visit with a lonely elderly parishioner? Have you seen us on our knees at night before the tabernacle weeping because we just buried a child earlier that day? Have you seen us celebrate four Masses on a weekend, hear hours of confessions, and still show up to Sunday evening Youth Ministry? Have you seen us wear the same pair of socks two days in a row because we simply ran out of time to do laundry? Have you seen us muster a smile even when we’re exhausted, or miss Christmas with our families because we’re assigned 300 miles away, or forget to eat dinner because there’s another meeting to go to? The answer is no. What you see are the cassocks and birettas and fiddleback chasubles and accuse us of being “out of touch.” Well the reality is, you are guilty of the very thing you accuse us of. You ignore our humanity, our struggle, our sincerity, and you fixate on external things to make your judgments.

As difficult as it is at times, I love being a priest with my whole heart. Not because it offers me an exalted status or any privileges, but because it offers me, and the people I serve, the means by which to attain salvation. I love the people I serve to death, and I would do anything within my means to help them. If you look at my cassock and presume otherwise, I can only feel sorry for you.

[…]

Thus, this young priest’s reaction to that interview.  I suspect that the seminarians remaining at Theological College have much the same view.

There is great division now, and it is growing, especially along generational lines.

I have only anecdotal evidence so far, but we all know that the plural of anecdote is “data”.  My understanding is that numbers of applicants for seminary are down.  Also, seminarians who have been in for a few years, who thus began to discern their possible vocation in the time of Pope Benedict, are respectful about what Pope Francis is doing and saying, but they are not as ensorcelled as some liberals might hope.

I am pretty tired of this B as in B, S as in S.  I have been tired of it for decades.  Yes, the Biological Solution is working on these aging hippies, but… sheesh!

Every young priest who has toyed with the idea of wearing a cassock, but has been intimidated by the nattering nabobs of negativism (or blustering Boomers of bellicosity?), should resolve to wear his cassock in public one day a week – or every day! Or maybe band together. Steal a liberal hippy Boomer technique and stage a sit-in, a “cassock-in”, somewhere really public and visible, like outside the office of some seminary rector.

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Burning ugly vestments!

It was a tough week.  There were good moments, however.

Here’s something great.

Burning ugly vestments!

You will see in one of the photos the famous Pius Clock!

Seriously, when a vestment is no longer serviceable, sometimes the best option is to burn it.

 

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VIDEO: Clarity from Card. Burke on marriage, indissolubility and the challenges we face

What a breath of fresh air!

Here is a video of His Eminence Raymond Card. Burke delivering his recent talk to the Rome Life Forum.

His Eminence addressed the problem of referring to the essentials of marriage as “an idea” (i.e., Kasperites).

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More from LifeSite.

The Cardinal refers extensively to Fr. John Hardon. If you haven’t seen it, check out his fine catechism.

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13 May 2016 – 99th anniversary of 1st apparition of Our Lady of Fatima

Today, Friday 13 May 2016, is the 99th anniversary of the Our Lady’s first appearance to the three shepherd children near Fatima, Portugal.  Next year: 100.  Portentous, given what’s going on in the Church these days.

I, for one, am not entirely convinced that we have seen every part of the so-called Third Secret. It’s controversial, I know.  Antonio Socci’s book on the so-called “Fourth Secret of Fatima” is in English now (UK HERE).  Alas, I don’t think that Tossati’s book (which is better) is in English.

You might want to check 1 Peter 5 today, for an entry about Sr. Lucia’s statements that speaks of the “final battle”.

‘The final battle between the Lord and the reign of Satan will be about marriage and the family. Don’t be afraid, because anyone who works for the sanctity of marriage and the family will always be contended and opposed in every way, for this is the decisive issue.’ And then she concluded: ‘however, Our Lady has already crushed its head.’”

Whether or not what we see swirling about “the family”, tearing at it, transmogrifying it, there is a “battle” going on. The final? Who knows. But one thing is sure. If the Enemy succeeds in destroying the core concept of family as intended by God in the minds and hearts of enough people, it’s game over over for an orderly, sane society. TEOTWAWKI.

Renew your own lives with the Sacrament of Penance: examine your consciences and GO TO CONFESSION.

Find strength in your daily recitation of the Most Holy Rosary.

Consciously join your cares to those of the Sacrifice of the Altar.

Make good Communions.

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More on the notion of Deaconettes: the last stitch?

When I am being optimistic, I like to think that His Holiness initiated this deaconess thing so that he can definitively sew the hammock shut navy style with a pair of cannon balls, put the last stitch through its nose (just to be sure), and sent it down to Davy Jones.

From Catholic World Report comes a hard-hitting editorial.  Again, this is an opinion piece.

Here are some excerpts.  Mind you, the original is salted through with quotes, so read the whole thing there, after getting the gist here:

Editorial: Pope Francis and the Matter of Female Deacons

by Carl E. Olson

Does Pope Francis have any idea of the needless can of worms he opened up with his statement earlier today, made to a gathering of superiors general of women religious communities, that the issue of female deacons should be revisited and possibly studied by a “commission”?

[…]

At length. In 2002, the International Theological Commission concluded a five-year study of the question of women deacons, initiated at the request of the Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith.

[…]

[T]he 42,679 word document concludes that 1) deaconesses in the early Church were not participating in some form of holy orders, 2) nor were they even equivalent to deacons. But, of course, many of those pushing for deaconesses today are doing so for the sole purpose of having leverage for the ordination of women to the priesthood.

[…]

The “Francis effect”, apparently, means that anything and everything prior to 2013 is up for grabs. Why worry about an exhaustive five-year study from 14 years ago when we can another commission! After all, as Francis likes to remind us, the Holy Spirit is full of surprises, which apparently means the Holy Spirit is also not too concerned about what has gone before, or the reasons for it.

[…]

Which brings me back to the Holy Father. Why did he say what he did? If he truly is oblivious to the 2002 ITL study and all that has already gone into this topic, then one has to wonder about how prepared and studied he actually is.

[…]

Francis’ comment about having discussed this matters years ago with a professor is perhaps more revealing than it initially appears. I also had conversations with professors about these and related matters; I also, despite not being a professional theologian or a priest/bishop, am well aware of what the ITC has studied over the years, not to mention what the CDF has stated about a whole host of questions in recent decades. Why must we continually revisit matters that have been addressed in detail and are, in many ways, already set to rest in terms of magisterial teaching? Why not recognize that even if the Church revived a female diaconate today, it would cause far more confusion and dissent than it would anything else? Rather than invest more time and effort into such matters, why not zero in on the real and substantial challenges faced by the Church in 2016?

Yes, the Holy Spirit is full of surprises, but being surprised is not the same thing as being confused.

Okay… that’s a “No” vote from Mr. Olsen.

Burial at sea… that’s what we need.

Preparations Prior to the Burial

The Ship: The sails should be adjusted so she is cocked up to the weather, some sails full of drive and some laid all a’back, so the ship is motionless.

Topgallant Yards a-cock-bill to signify a death and a burial. Lift lines out of trim to speak grief. The entry port on the starboard gangway to windward, and open.

The Body: canvas shrouded, with two cannon balls at the feet for weight, to insure sinking. The canvas should be sewn in place, starting at the feet, with the last stitch through the nose of the corpse, to check the person is indeed deceased. The body is then placed on an 8 man mess table, and covered with a Red Ensign.

Crew Formation: Crew gathered to witness the service, under immediate command of the Bosun. Position of the crew not specified due to various different ships’ deck configurations.

Forms of Prayer to be Used at Sea
From the Anglican Book of Common Prayer, 1662

The Order for the Burial of the Dead

Here is to be noted, that the Office ensuing is not to be used for any that die unbaptized, or excommunicated, or have laid violent hands upon themselves.

The Priest and Clerks meeting the Corpse […] and going before it […] shall say, or sing,

I AM the resurrection and the life, saith the Lord: he that believeth in me, though he were dead, yet shall he live: and whosoever liveth and believeth in me shall never die. St. John xi. 25, 26.

KNOW that my Redeemer liveth, and that he shalt stand at the latter day upon the earth. And though after my skin worms destroy this body, yet in my flesh shall I see God: whom I shall see for myself, and mine eyes shall behold, and not another. Job xix. 25, 26, 27.

HE brought nothing into this world, and it is certain we can carry nothing out. The Lord gave, and the Lord hath taken away; blessed be the Name of the Lord. 1 Tim. vi. 7. Job I. 21.

As the deceased and the burial party approach the entryway the Bosun orders: “Ship’s Company… Off hats.”

After they are come to the entry port, shall be read one or both of these Psalms following. Dixi, custodiam. Psalm 39.

[…]

Priest departs with burial party. Bosun orders: “Ship’s Company… Dismissed hats.”

Which it’s a burial at sea.

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“When Catholics cut themselves adrift from their own past, they do not thereby become profound thinkers”

Today at Crisis, the esteemed Anthony Esolen offers us some gold.  After Our election, We shall appoint him as Plenipotentiary Extraordinary Minister for the Implementation of Ex corde Ecclesiae.

A sample from his latest with my patented emphases and comments:

Buying the Right Toys from Faiths R Us

A couple of weeks ago I was staying at the Dominican House of Studies in Washington, D.C., as a guest speaker for a symposium on the role of Dominicans in the life of the intellect. The eastern province is flush with vocations, as we at Providence College know well, having in recent years sent to the Dominican brothers and sisters some of our most devout and brilliant students, one of whom I caught up with there, along with several Dominican priests who had been my colleagues in Rhode Island. The province has had to build a new wing to accommodate the numbers of young men, who are all of them notable for their orthodoxy, their bold and happy faith, and their being immersed in the intellectual life. [And yet this week I heard of that in the archdiocese of a major metropolitan region – not famous for conservative bishops – not a single man will enter their seminary.]

It was not supposed to be this way, of course. The Church of the Future was going to be utterly different from the ignorant old Church of the Dark Ages, those medieval times of contrition, chastity, intact families, straightforward catechism, the building of hundreds of thousands of schools and hospitals and orphanages and old folks’ homes all over the world, Lenten fasts, and May crownings, which ended at around 1959, followed by the Renaissance, which ended in 1978 with the election of Karol Wojtyla to the papacy. Then came the Great Backsliding into orthodoxy again, so that if any priest now said that prayer was out of date or that Jesus was an inferior version of Buddha, he would be subject to public ridicule.

I like my version better.

“Oh,” says the religion consumer, looking at a table covered with religious paraphernalia—icons, rosaries, Ganesha the elephant, a “Coexist” sign, a menorah, a prayer carpet, miniatures of the Easter Island megaliths, and cards reading Angels Are Everywhere—“oh, if only there was one church that would do the work of all these religions!”

At which a very fat bishop barges through the door, stage left, [Fatty McButterpants? Bp. of Libville?] holding up a copy of National Catholic Reporter. “Oh my,” exclaims the religion consumer, “pray tell, who are you?”

“Hamahamaha Church of the Future!” he stutters, staring at the television camera.

“Are you the Church of the Future? And can you do the work of all these religions?”

“Hamahamaha Church of the Future!”

I am thinking about these things because, while I was at the House of Studies, I picked up and took home with me a free book that, in its cultural analysis, could have been written yesterday, but was published all the way back in 1979, when the rage for the Church of the Future was still storming. It is Catholicism and Modernity: Confrontation or Capitulation?, by my estimable colleague at Touchstone, James Hitchcock. Every page is stocked with diamonds. One of the most perspicacious assertions that Hitchcock makes throughout the book, and especially in a chapter with the provocative title, “The Illusion of Pluralism,” is that when Catholics cut themselves adrift from their own past, they do not thereby become profound thinkers, ready to confront with a new and distinctively Catholic voice the modern world in all its possibilities and its dangers. They become prey to advertising, in the broadest sense of the word. Or they themselves join the media, and become hucksters par excellence. Join us by midnight tonight!

“The media’s alleged commitment to pluralism,” says Hitchcock, “is at base a kind of hoax. The banner of pluralism is raised in order to win toleration for new ideas as yet unacceptable to the majority. Once toleration has been achieved, public opinion is systematically manipulated first to enforce a status of equality between the old and the new, then to assert the superiority of the new over the old. A final stage is often the total discrediting, even sometimes the banning, of what had previously been orthodox.” Hitchcock quotes T.S. Eliot, who put the matter most bluntly: “Paganism holds all the most valuable advertising space.”

[…]

Do read the rest there!

Fr. Z kudos.

Also, check out his translation of the Divine Comedy, one of the most important things every penned by man.  If you have read Dante then… well…. pffffft.

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You could start with Esolen (Part 1, Inferno HERE – UK HERE) or perhaps with Dorothy Sayer’s fine version (Part 1, Inferno, HERE).  There are many renderings to choose from.  I would very much like to teach on Dante someday.  Maybe it’ll happen.

When you make the excellent choice to read the Divine Comedy, here are a couple tips.  First and foremost, make the decision that you will read the whole thing.  Don’t read just the Inferno.  The really great stuff comes in Purgatorio and Paradiso.  Also, read through a canto to get the line of thought and story and then go back over it looking at the notes in your edition.  Sayers has good notes.  Dante was, I think, the last guy who knew everything.  Each Canto is dense with references.  You will need notes to help with the history, philosophy, cosmology, poetic theory, politics, theology, etc.

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Some feminine observations about deaconesses (aka deaconettes)

Did you all know that, a few years ago, the question of deaconettes was put to the International Theological Commission (under the aegis of the CDF)?  Yes, indeed!  HERE The Commission has no teaching authority. However, they did come down against the notion.

At the time it was reported:

The general secretary of the International Theological Commission, Father Georges Cottier, O.P., has responded to certain questions about the Commission’s study of the diaconate raised by the October 8th issue of La Croix. Fr. Cottier stated that the Commission’s study has not concluded that the possibility that women could be ordained to the diaconate remains open, as asserted by La Croix, but rather tends to support the exclusion of this possibility. [The short translation of this is, “No”.  The longer translation is, “Nooooooooo!”]

The Commission of theologians, even if it has not the role of pronouncing with the authority, which is characteristic of the Magisterium, presented two important indications which emerge from study of the matter. In the first place, the Commission observed that the deaconesses mentioned in the tradition of the early Church cannot simply be assimilated to ordained deacons. In support of this conclusion, Fr. Cottier noted that both the rite of institution and the functions exercised by deaconesses distinguished them from ordained deacons. [Diaconate doesn’t apply in the same way to women as it does to men.  Men were ordained with a sacrament.]

Furthermore, Fr. Cottier noted that the Commission’s study reaffirmed the unity of the sacrament of Holy Orders. The distinction between the ministry of bishops and priests, on the one hand, and that of deacons, on the other hand, is nonetheless embraced within the unity of the sacrament of Holy Orders.

[…]

So, for what it is worth, the ITC came down against this.

I wonder what was lacking in the “commission” that is the ITC?  After all, these were experts in the field, right?  It was a “commission”, right?  It studied this question, right?

Recently we saw two well-organized Synods take bites at the same apple.  Is that what we are going to see now?

“But Father! But Father!”, you fishy-smelling, print-besmeared Fishwrap types are slavering, “‘Ha! Ha!’ on you!  Pope Francis understands.  He is, after all, the first Pope who smiled!  Heeee.  We should create committees after committees after committees, with lots of authority!  Eventually, one of them will get it right and that one will be the only one that counts!  That’s how Vatican II did it… with committees.  That’s how we’ll do it now… with committees!  The Spirit of Vatican II wanted women to be ordained, right?  But you don’t get that because YOU HATE VATICAN II!”

To which I respond, “I really like this paragraph from the ITC’s explanation:

The deaconesses were named before the sub-deacon who, in his turn, received a cheirotonia like the deacon (CA 8, 21), while the virgins and widows could not be “ordained” (8, 24-25). The Constitutiones insist that the deaconesses should have no liturgical function (3, 9, 1-2), but should devote themselves to their function in the community which was “service to the women” (CA 3, 16, 1) and as intermediaries between women and the bishop. It is still stated that they represent the Holy Spirit, but they “do nothing without the deacon” (CA 2, 26, 6). They should stand at the women’s entrances in the assemblies (2, 57, 10). Their functions are summed up as follows: “The deaconess does not bless, and she does not fulfil any of the things that priests and deacons do, but she looks after the doors and attends the priests during the baptism of women, for the sake of decency” (CA 8, 28, 6).

“She looks after the doors”… sort of like ecclesial bouncers.  But wait, there was an order of doorkeepers, men, who did that: porters.  So, I suppose the deaconettes helped with the women who were pests or making trouble.

I received the following on deaconettes from a very smart, Churchy-trained, American woman friend. She gives a pretty good summary but with my patented emphases and comments :

Deaconesses could not possibly have been considered ‘ordained’ as the part of the seven grades of order, since they did not follow the cursus honorum: there were no ostiariae, lectrices, exorcist-esses [exorcistines?  exorcistettes?], acolyte-esses, [acolytettes] subdeaconesses (though there is a mention of these among the Copts). If anything, ‘diakonissa’ was a honorary title, [just as ‘episkopa’ was for the mother of the Pope in the famous mosaic in Rome] since one was jettisoned into the office without any known previous office or ‘order’ (all the more so if one were married to a man who became a deacon and his wife came by the title that way). There were instances of presbyters and bishops being suddenly chosen from among men (‘per saltum’) but it was certainly not the norm.  [Jerome scorned Ambrose on that account: “Heri catechumenus, hodie pontifex; heri in amphitheatro, hodie in ecclesia; uespere in circo, mane in altari; dudum fautor strionum, nunc uirginum consecrator: num ignorabat apostolus tergiuersationes nostras et argumentorum ineptias nesciebat?”]

AND — we forget that there were many ‘orders’: not just minor orders, but the order of virgins, widows, energumens, catechumens, ‘fossores’, [grave-diggers!] penitents — into which people were enrolled (‘ordained’ into an ‘order’ or an ‘office’ — like cantors) usually by a prayer and a blessing and/or imposition of hands. Even our modern form of the Sacrament of Penance retains the vestige of the imposition of hands, as in the rubrics the priest is of course to raise his hand toward the penitent as he recites the formula of absolution. [I don’t do that hand-imposition thing, but it is in the book.  I call that the law-suit bit of the modern rite.] We also forget we had two kinds of deaconesses — wives of deacons who were called ‘deaconess’ as an honorific, though no doubt she helped her husband in his ministry, and deaconesses in their own right, as it were, usually older women (and usually widows) who assisted with total immersion baptism for (unclothed) female catechumens, and full-body anointing/chrismation (or at least a woman’s forehead, eyes, nostrils, mouth, ears, breast, hands and feet), as well as keeping the women’s side of the assembly in line and visiting sick women and girls. Being ‘ordained’ into one of the ‘orders’ — even with the prayer and the imposition of hands — did not mean Ordination to Holy Orders.

But I think that’s not what this current idea is about, eh?

No, that is not what this is about.

Although… that brings up an interest thought.  WERE the ordination of women to be approved, even though they didn’t have any sacramental ministry or liturgical role in the ancient Church, I bet we would suddenly see a huge increase in Pontifical Masses in the older, traditional rite!  I foresee massive expeditures – not for the poor, but for glorious vestments in gold and silk, the sort that haven’t been produced for over a century.  It would suddenly be discovered that splendid lace albs are actually not evil after all.  I can see now the consultants pouring in from the AME and the Anglicans to offer their help.  And pause to consider the fantastic new head gear possibilities!

Birettas? Pffft.

It would be a new age!

Now… I have a more important task.  I get to work on the new red dalmatics – vestments for deacons which just arrived from Gammarelli.  HERE There are four dalmatics for the priests and or deacons and one super light silk dalmatic for the bishop.  These vestments will never be worn by a woman.

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THEY’RE HERE! Action Item Update – Red Pontifical Vestments Project – PHOTOS

UPDATE:  

I got them hung up in the sacristy.

Then I switched plans and laid out the dalmatics and chasubles of both the red and purple in drawers which I rearranged.  The copes and other pieces such as the antependium are hanging in bags on proper hangers.



I learned that His Excellency Most Rev. Robert C. Morlino, the Extraordinary Ordinary, may also be available to Confirm using the older, traditional rite, at the end of July on the Feast of St. Peter and Paul.  We are also planning on him for the 1 July, Feast of the Most Precious Blood.  So, they are going to be used well!

Please chip in… we need to gather a lot of cash.  It’s tax deductible, too.

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Yesterday I exchanged email with Gammarelli about the GREEN set.  It should be available in 2-3 weeks.  Very exciting.  They will match these.

Still on the slate… sets in white and rose.   I both long for and dread the universal approval of blue!

___ Original Published on: May 12, 2016

I have posted about our Society’s project to have a full Pontifical set of vestments made in glorious red silk damask with bright gold serpentine column trim. I posted photos of the fabric being cut at Gammarelli in Rome and have other shots of the purple set to give you an idea of what we are making.  HERE  I posted photos of the sewing.  HERE.

I now have photos of their ARRIVAL.

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In the boxes underneath the Gammarelli box are hangers, sent by the great John of Church Goods in St. Paul at Leaflet Missal – who is handing the Seminarian Biretta Project.

The gloves, pontifical dalmatic and buskins.

I have initially hung them upon my little laundry cart, but they will be placed better.  I also have to go to the store and buy a new tub for all the “parts”, stoles, etc.

We will use these at least for 1 July, the Feast of the Most Precious Blood.  I think I’ll use the the chasuble and cope for Pentecost Sunday.

So… folks… we still have a GREEN set coming, so we need your help!

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In these days of uncertainty, one this is for sure.  Holy Mass needs the very best.  We have here a bishop who is ready to do his part for the revitalization of our Church’s sacred liturgical worship of God according to Pope Benedict’s vision.  Please help!

Also… now that I think of it… we are going to have a traditional Confirmation here pretty soon, perhaps even with some folks from outside the diocese.  Red vestments… good idea… right?

Right now the dollar is still strong against the euro, so we would like to get this going fast.  So, please donate!

Your donations will go to the Tridentine Mass Society of Madison, a 501(c)(3) charitable organization, and they are tax deductible.

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