Oh PLEEEEZZE let this be true! Mexican company Bimbo may save Twinkies

I am not making this up.  This is not a fluff piece.

From HuffPo (if they can be believed about anything):

Bimbo & Twinkies: Mexican Mega Bakery May Save Brands From Hostess Liquidation

Grupo Bimbo, a Mexican company that is the world’s largest bread baker, might hold the key to saving the Twinkie from extinction in a Hostess liquidation.

Though other companies have shown interest in buying some of Hostess’ iconic brands, Bimbo might have the inside track, according to the Christian Science Monitor.

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PPPPLEEEEEZZZZ! Let this the true!

Hostess by Bimbo!

Cupcakes by Bimbo!

Ding Dongs by Bimbo!

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“There’s a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall…” Farewell, Roy Bourgeois!

From The Sound of Music:

There’s a sad sort of clanging from the clock in the hall
And the bells in the steeple too
And up in the nursery an absurd little bird
Is popping out to say, “Cuckoo”
Regretfully they tell us but firmly they compel us
To say goodbye to you.

[…]

There will be much high dudgeon around the office water-cooler at the Fishwrap for a while.  Let the spittle-flecked nutty commence!

Sr. ... er ... Fr. ... um ... Mr. Bourgeois

From ChristianNewsWire:

MARYKNOLL, N.Y., Nov. 19, 2012 /Christian Newswire/ — The Vatican’s Congregation for the Doctrine of the Faith, on October 4, 2012, canonically dismissed Roy Bourgeois from the Catholic Foreign Mission Society of America, also known as the Maryknoll Fathers and Brothers. The decision dispenses the Maryknoll priest from his sacred bonds.

As a priest during 2008, Mr. Bourgeois participated in the invalid ordination of a woman and a simulated Mass in Lexington, Kentucky. [Of, I think, the Tambourine Priestess.  No? From a previous post about Roy and wymynpryst Janice:

“What do you want? Women priests. When do you want them? Now,” we shouted out. Roy turned to me and said, “Janice, we’re turning over the tables in the Vatican.” “Yes, Roy. We are,” I nodded, smiling.”

Soooo… How’s that table thing workin’ for ya now?] With patience, the Holy See and the Maryknoll Society have encouraged his reconciliation with the Catholic Church.

Instead, Mr. Bourgeois chose to campaign against the teachings of the Catholic Church in secular and non-Catholic venues. This was done without the permission of the local U.S. Catholic Bishops and while ignoring the sensitivities of the faithful across the country. Disobedience and preaching against the teaching of the Catholic Church about women’s ordination led to his excommunication, dismissal and laicization. [!]

Mr. Bourgeois freely chose his views and actions, and all the members of the Maryknoll Society are saddened at the failure of reconciliation. With this parting, the Maryknoll Society warmly thanks Roy Bourgeois for his service to mission and all members wish him well in his personal life. In the spirit of equity and charity, Maryknoll will assist Mr. Bourgeois with this transition.

Again from The Sound of Music:

[…]

So long, farewell, au revoir, auf wiedersehen
I’d like to stay and taste my first champagne
So long, farewell, auf wiedersehen, goodbye
I leave and heave a sigh and say goodbye, goodbye

I’m glad to go, I cannot tell a lie
I flit, I float, I fleetly flee, I fly
The sun has gone to bed and so must I.

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I wonder if this will give Roy enough streetcred to wrest the Fishwrap’s next coveted Person Of The Year Award away from, say, Sr. Simone?

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ALERT: Blog Maintenance Coming

Very soon we will make some necessary changes to the server, etc., where the blog is hosted.

I wasn’t able to pull the trigger this weekend, but it will probably happen tonight.

Therefore, as the changes are made, the blog may be down or not updating for a while. Some comments close to the actual changes may be lost.

Also, I am suspending registration.

FYI

PS: I am also beginning to play with the Z-Cam again.  Remember the Z-Cam?

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An analysis of Richard McBrien’s latest whine

Over at American Catholic my friend The Motley Monk saved me some time and effort by providing a good look at the increasingly irrelevant and yet always disappointing Richard McBrien, dissenter and retired ailing prof at Notre Dame.

McBrien, who still writes – quousque tandem? – for the National catholic Fishwrap, recently raised his elderly whine to his aging-hippy readers about the menacing ultra-conservatives John Paul II and Benedict XVI have appointed as bishops.

Even though McBrien, who has a predilection for lists, has provided names, I have never met any actually ultra-conservative bishops in the US.  How odd!  Then again, McBrien is so far off the reservation that to him even a tepid centrist would seem like Robert Bellarmine.

Let’s have a look at a bit of the Monk’s motley:

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What these ideological progressives have always feared most is any conservative bishop—not just an ultra-conservative—having the audacity to challenge the their magisterium on what they have made their home turf.

That said, Fr. McBrien’s article in the National Catholic Reporter may provide an indication of a far more profound change: The pendulum is changing directions, potentially threatening the protections afforded Fr. McBrien and those ideological progressives for nearly five decades.

Yes, those new conservative prelates are emphasizing fidelity to Church teaching. That alone seems to be scaring the bejeezus out of Fr. McBrien and ideological progressives.

A formerly compliant national hierarchy—whose members generally allowed those progressives free reign to redefine Church teaching in their image and likeness—is becoming increasingly less compliant. Its members may even possess sufficient backbone at some point in the near future to extend their long arm into those institutions and hold the ideological progressives—like Fr. McBrien—accountable for their doctrinal errors…in exactly the same way the nuns are now being held accountable for their doctrinal errors.

Of course, Fr. McBrien’s hope is that Benedict XVI’s successor will adopt McBrien’s progressive vision for the Church and will undo the “terrible backlash” visited on the U.S. Church by those ultra-conservative appointees who “overemphasize the abortion issue” over “social justice.”

Short of that, what’s next? “Ideologically progressive professors at Catholic universities and colleges on the bus?”

The “signs of the times” indicate that something more may be transpiring than just the pendulum shifting direction: Communio with the Bishop of Rome is in.

The week after the NCR published Fr. McBrien’s article, the Apostolic Nuncio to the United States, Carlo Maria Viganò, extended his long arm into the matter. HERE.

[…]

I wrote about Archbishop Viganò HERE.

McBrien and the Fishwrapers are watching the destruction of everything they built and controlled for decades.

Biological solution.

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TULSA, OK – 28-30 January: Workshop for Priests on Exorcism, Angelology, Demonology

Once again the Te Deum Institute of Sacred Liturgy, in Tulsa, OK, is sponsoring a workshop for priests on Exorcism, Angelology, Demonology.

I will remind you that Tulsa is where the outstanding Bp. Edward Slattery reigns felicitously.  He has done a great deal to help the cause of renewal of Holy Church’s liturgical worship.

From the flyer I received:

This conference is designed for priests who are currently engaged in the Church’s pastoral care of those afflicted by extraordinary demonic activity, as well as those priests who have been asked to begin this ministry in their diocese, their stable assistants and those clerics who are involved in various levels of deliverance ministry.

Speakers include Mr. Adam Blai, a peritus in the area of exorcism for Bishop Zubik of the Diocese of Pittsburgh and a member of the International Association of Exorcists and Fr. Basil Nortz, the author of Deliver Us From Evil, who will present and discuss a topic which has been overlooked in most Seminary formation programs, Catholic Angelology and Demonology.

The first presentation will be on Monday morning, January 28 and the conference will close on Wednesday afternoon, January 30 with a round table discussion. The Registration fee of $175 includes lunch all three days, and dinner on Monday and Tuesday. Special room rates of $89 a night are available for this conference from the the Hilton Garden Inn, Tulsa South, 8202 South 100th East Avenue, Tulsa, OK 74133 – (918) 392-2000. (Breakfast is included in the Hotel Rate)

 

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Never lose your cool

This is pretty cool, sent by a reader.

Watch especially at about 1:20 onward.

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Sunday Supper: Coq au vin with a difference

It has been a while since I offered a “Sunday Supper” post. I am committed to urging you all to think about good, slow, and sometimes important meals, with people, on Sundays. Alas, today I was not with people for Sunday Supper, but I have a post anyway.

Today I set a challenge for myself. I wanted to make Julia Child’s Coq au vin.

“But Father! But Father!” you might be saying, “That’s no challenge! You’ve made that before. You know how to do it already.”

Ah, yes… but today I made it with a difference. I used hot plates (sent by a reader from my wish list – thanks KA!).

Since life has changed, not ended, I am cooking in a new way. I wanted to see if I could make a relatively complicated entree. I have an induction hotplate and a standard coil hotplate.

So, we begin. Never mind the superfluous onion. It looks nice.

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The tools.

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I determined also to make the Oignons glacés à brun… braised pearl onions and also the Champignons sautés au beurre… mushrooms braised in butter.  I had to get my head around the stages, timing of the production, with two non-gas, less-hot, heat sources.

I started with the oignons.

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They are doing well.

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In the meantime, I did the lardons.  And then browned the chicken.  I used thighs, which were on sale.  I made a half recipe, by the way.

So, browned and reassembled and ready for the next stage.

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In goes the cognac and in goes the fire.

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When the flames subsided, in go the garlic, the bundle of herbs wrapped up with dental floss (I didn’t have an cheese cloth), tomato paste, garlic,…

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Here is the wine.  Fairly cheap, but surprisingly good at $10, this is 100% pinot noir, steel-barrel, from Languedoc, did the trick.  The rest was chicken stock.

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Adding the bay leaf.

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It needed then to simmer for about 20 minutes, during which time I did the mushrooms.

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At the end of the process, I extracted the chicken and lardon and put them into the warm mushroom pan (after taking them out).  Then I simmered the cooking liquid and added my beurre manié using a wire whip to thicken the concoction.

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Reassembled.

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Plated.

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A few comments.

First, in one of my apartments in Rome I cooked on a hotplate and got pretty good with it.  It can be done.  You have to think it all through carefully, but it can be done.  This wasn’t new.

Second,  this was the best Coq au vin I have ever made.  The chicken was fork-tender.  The flavors were well-blended and deep.  It was not the full recipe.  I cut it down to about half.  However, if I had had a dessert course, salad, potatoes or noodles or rice, it would have served four without left-overs.

Third, the next time, I will have to tackle the Boeuf Bourguignon. That is a more complicated recipe and it requires a high temp baking step that I am still contemplating. I think I have a way to do it, but… we shall see.

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Sermon Notes for Sunday

Did you hear a good point in your Sunday sermon at Mass?

Fathers, did you make a good point during the sermon you gave during Mass?

What are they?

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Hell and the Enemy exist. Priests and bishops who don’t teach about them will probably wind up there.

Before anything else, let it be said that, “God is faithful, and he will not let you be tempted beyond your strength, but with the temptation will also provide the way of escape, that you may be able to endure it.” (1 Cor 10:13)

Now…

The greatest accomplishment of the Enemy of our souls is to deceive people that the Enemy doesn’t exist … that there is no Hell … that people can’t go to Hell … that no one is in Hell, blah blah blah.

Let’s be clear about this.  Catholics are obliged to believe in the existence of the Devil and of Hell.  These are de fide doctrines taught by the Church without the possibility of error.

The Devil exists.  Fallen angels hate you with a malice no human can imagine.  They have an intellect that surpasses our mere human faculties in a way that we can’t fathom.   They never tire.  They are relentless.  They are real.  If you don’t believe in the existence of malicious fallen angels, you are in serious risk of joining them in Hell.  This is no joke.

Hell is real.   In Hell, the damned suffer the pain of sense and the pain of loss (hint: unending pain is a key feature of your eternity in Hell). We can choose to separate ourselves from God and go to Hell by sinning, by resisting grace, by failing to repent, by failing to do what we ought, by presuming that we are automatically saved.  If, when you die – and you will die – you are not in the state of grace, if, when you die – and it is going to happen to you – you are not living the friendship of God, you will go to Hell.  Once you are there, that’s it.  There is no hope of ever changing your lot.  There is no changing your mind.  There is no possibility of leaving even after a million billion years.

If you don’t believe in Hell, you will probably wind up there. And if you chose that fate, it would be better for you had you never been born (cf Matthew 26:24).

STOP.  Spend a moment to examine your conscience.

NOW.  Try to imagine what goes through the mind of the damned soul during his first 30 seconds in Hell.

I remind you of these harsh realities because I don’t want to go to Hell.

Priests and bishops who don’t teach about Hell will probably wind up there.

It is my job to keep as many of you as possible out of Hell.

I will therefore tell you about Hell and then echo St. Augustine, who told his flock “Nolo salvus esse sine vobis! … I don’t want to be saved without you!” (s. 17.2)

We must be clear about the Four Last Things: Death, Judgment, Heaven, Hell.  Sure, we must also talk about heaven and goodness and joy and kitties and sunshine and birthday cakes.  Let’s get this Hell and Devil thing straightened out because it’s been neglected for far too long.

We must also work to revive the Sacrament of Penance, which was instituted by Christ as the ordinary way our sins would be forgiven.

Going to confession, making a sincere confession of all your mortal sins in kind and number, can keep you out of Hell.  Got that?

GO TO CONFESSION.

What a victory for the demons of Hell it has been to run down the Sacrament of Penance until it is barely thought of in some parishes.

Fathers, if you are parish priests and have the obligation to hear confessions, hearing confessions can help to keep you out of Hell.  If you are parish priests and you don’t hear confessions or you won’t teach about confession, you will probably go to Hell.  Just try to deny it.  Just.  Try.

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Reader Feedback: the Knox Version

Do you remember my brief review of the new edition by Baronius Press of Ronald Knox’s translation of the Bible? HERE.

To buy it US HERE and UK HERE.

I received this today from a reader:

Through your link I purchased the Ronald Knox translation of the Bible. [Thanks!] It has been, well, a revelation — I rush home each day so that I can pick it up again and read some more. Douay Rheims is tough to simply read, and some of the newer translations (okay, *all* of the newer translations) are readable but have followed the general trend that dictates that all the beauty and poetry must be scrubbed from worship. The Knox, though, is just right: easily read (as opposed to studied verse-by-verse) yet sublimely beautiful. Thank you for mentioning it.

[…]

The Knox will be a gift from me to at least three people this Christmas: My priest, a nephew who with his wife (who teaches in a Catholic school) are considering conversion to Catholicism, and my other nephew, who teaches Latin and ancient Greek… and who is a militant atheist — the inclusion of “On Englishing the Bible” may pique his interest, and I’m praying that he receive the graces that he be piqued in other, good ways, too. Should Knox bring ___ to Christ, it’s time to undertake Msgr. Ronald’s cause!

It is good to get feedback like this.  It helps to know that people benefit concretely from things posted here.

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