ROME 23/04 – Day 25: Rose and Rogation

0613 for sunrise today and 2004 for sunset.  The Ave Maria is still in the 2015 cycle on this 115th day of the year.

It is the Feast of St. Mark, Evangelist, liturgically rich.  Today is a Rogation Day.  Latin rogare means “to ask, beg”.  Even before the time of Pope St. Gregory I, “the Great” (+604) this day, 25 April – thought to be the day that Peter began to “oversee” the Church of Rome, was a time for a procession and the singing of solemn litanies, the “Greater Litanies”.

Processions and litanies are ways in which the Church responds to our needs in time of natural disasters or famine or plagues or invasion.  Today in the Church there are some unnatural disasters in key positions, sacramental famine from the closing of churches during Covidian Theatre and restrictions placed on the Vetus Ordo, plagues in the form of sickening parishes and Catholic identity resulting in demographic decline, and invasions from non-Catholics even at the altars in our loftiest places of worship in Rome itself.

Perhaps those sound priests out there should take matters into their own hands and organize processions and the signing of litanies.

In the Rome of old, we would be gathering at San Lorenzo in Lucina, where there is a lovely Crucifixion by Guido Reni.  Then, by way of the Via Flaminia, we would process to St. Peter’s taking the Milvian Bridge.   Later, in the Medieval period, there were two processions to St. Peter’s, one from the Lateran Palace with the ecclesiastical figures and another from San Marco near the Capitoline Hill wherein civil figures participated.   Every aspect of society bringing petitions to God.

Meanwhile, there was concelebration this morning in church.

A bride’s bouquet is still at the Marian altar.  (One might see a list of intentions for the living and for the dead during the Roman Canon.)

The Campo was mighty quiet this morning, though the shops are set up.  It is a national holiday.  You should be able to right-click for a larger version of this “pano”.

Breakfast was had.

I stopped to greet the folks at my regular flower stand, the only one open today.  The owner, Pippo asked if I was going to church and gave me a lovely long-stemmed rose: per la Madonna.

Back to church went I and gave it to Mary Help of the Suffering, a beautiful image at Ss. Trinità.  I gave her that flower – adding it to some tulips – and also lit a candle for the mother of one of my closest and longest friends whose mother is seriously ailing from major kidney problems and quite a few other maladies as well.

Back in the street again and heading home.  Once again I asked St. Philip for help with a place in Rome in this neighborhood.

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Here’s a puzzle.  White to move.   Be sneaky and win material.

Igor has helped my game.

 

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If a NUKE can be gentle, this is it. VIDEO: A Bishop addresses the present crisis. ¡Hagan lío!

This is amazing.  Watch every minute. It is part ONE.

No other explanation? No. Just WATCH it.

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ROME 23/04 – Day 24: Rooms, blooms and tentacles

01615 was the sun’s rising and at 2003 will it set.  The Ave Maria is at 2015.

Today is the Feast of, among others, foundress of the Brigidines, S. Maria Elisabeth Hesselblad (+1957 whose tomb is just up the way.  I see their bell tower from my window.

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Today I had a chat with the manager of the place where I am staying in Rome about a couple of things.  First, the washing machine was not draining and needed maintenance and, next, my return next October.

I’ll have to start raising funds for October one of these days.   In the meantime, I also would remind the readership to pray for a more stable Roman solution which I and a couple of priests could use.  St. Joseph!  St. Philip!  Help us!

Meanwhile, my alstroemeria finally went the way of all flesh.  When I went out to the vegetable stand at the Campo de’ Fiori this morning, I got some fresh flowers, some of the same and also …

… freesia.  Is that how it is spelled?

They are so cheery and bright.

My somewhat cramped workspace.  I’ve turned the apartment TV into a monitor.

And as long as we are in still life mode.  I have a plan for the big peppers, beasts of things, heavy, that will probably but not necessarily involve sausages, in honor of friends in Chicago.  They are amazing… both, the friends and the peppers.

The flowers and the veg came at a discount because I’ve been frequenting those stands for decades now, which is nice.  I like supporting these family businesses.  It involves more stops, but that’s okay.  It’s worth every footstep and wave to old acquaintances along the way.

I’ve said this before, but it bears repeating.  As I walk around, I catch myself smiling.  For that… I cannot thank you enough.

Together with my regular list of the “Roman Sojourn” Donors (yesterday’s Mass was for your intention), the “24thers” are remembered in prayers at the the altar but also as I take care of daily things.  For example, today I note for the 24th (down since 2o22):

KC
DD (one of the faithful “200” when I was in serious, immediate need)
MH
PG
MM
MF
TB
DM (thanks muchly)
MT
DG
ML
PK

25thers.  Please don’t be irked if I don’t write about you tomorrow?

When I go through my mail and send out daily thank you notes (provided I have an address) I think, “Okay, that donation bought the vegetables today, that one bought the flowers, that one bought the morning coffee and rolls after Mass with the two newly ordained priests visiting Rome (I really like doing that), this one goes toward the electric bill back home, this one toward car insurance, etc. …”.  I try to think in concrete terms.   Also, there are those who will send a donation and a note, like the other day after I posted the photo of veg stand in the Campo, “For some of those beautiful little tomatoes.” Thanks WH. Or, for example, SAS sent: “With continued prayers for your strength restored… and a good bottle -or two- of wine”, which permitted a good bottle of Nebbiolo for the aforementioned sausages and peppers and a not great but not bad bourbon for the visit to the digs by The Great Roman™ (to whom the “Shave The Great Roman™” items were duly hand delivered, by the way).

Hence, when I go to the shops or pay bills or simply live life, you donors are with me every day.  A glimpse into how I am grateful for every one of you and have your backs in prayers, almsgiving and even, though it is hard to believe it, regular fasting.  Regarding almsgiving: I almost never give money in the street, but I will offer to buy something to eat.  Many of the beggars reject that out of hand.  Fewer immediately accept with urgency.  So, there are times when your donation may have fed someone truly in need of a meal.  I had some hard days in Rome waaaay back in the day and I have an eye for the hungry.

Meanwhile, in Astana, today Nepo and Ding played to a draw.  It was not a very flashy game.  Nepo leads by a full point and games are running out.

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Here’s a puzzle.

White to move.  White’s bishop is hanging.  There are connected pawns which are a threat, but that rook is really agile and your king is on the 1st rank.  What to do?  You have to keep time on your side and avoid getting forked or skewered.  Don’t let that rook get behind your pawns!  This was hard for me.  Many ways to go wrong.

Aren’t end games fascinating?  There must be a lesson for life and our own ends here.  Go to confession.

NB: I’ll hold comments with solutions ’till the next day so there won’t be “spoilers” for others.

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Meanwhile, the church of St. Bridget on the P.za Farnese.

After Mass I stopped at the grocery for a couple of things, like Aceto di Alcool which is great for cleaning stuff.  The water here is incredibly hard.  I can give the electric kettle or other implements a soak and they clear right up.  Drains, washing machine rinse, fridge shelves.  A little newsprint on glass windows… kiss your fancy sprays g’bye.

I also really appreciate being able in a pinch to get some fresh tentacle, don’t you?   Somewhere Cthulhu is missing a nephew.

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Your Sunday Sermon Notes – 2nd Sunday after Easter (N.O.: 3rd of) 2023

Too many people today are without good, strong preaching, to the detriment of all. Share the good stuff.

It was the 2nd Sunday after Easter in the Vetus Ordo and the 3rd Sunday of Easter in the Novus Ordo.

Was there a GOOD point made in the sermon you heard at your Sunday Mass of obligation?

Tell about attendance especially for the Traditional Latin Mass. I hear that it is growing. Of COURSE.

Any local changes or (hopefully good) news?

I have some thoughts about the Sunday reading HERE.

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ROME 23/04 – Day 23: Salons and Solutions

Sun rise over Rome was at 6:16 and Sunset will be at 20:02.  The Ave Maria should be rung at 20:15 right now.

It is the Feast of St. George, whose relics are at San Giorgio in Velabro.

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Last night we were invited to a reception in the Galleries and once private apartments at the Palazzo Doria Pamphilji.

Dress: “Smoking” aka black tie. For priests that means house cassock, fascia and feraiuolo.

A few shots.

Some favorite paintings are in the gallery.  As always the illumination is frustratingly horrible.

I always think of my late friend Maurizio Marini when I see this painting. He was a great expert on Velasquez and had the studies for the final work.

There are Caravaggios, of course. Here’s one.

A tiny video clip or two… should have done more of these.

 

And with The Great Roman™.

Those weird little dots are not stains from the canapés.  I have found that, with this phone camera, if there are multiple light sources the three lens do this.  It’s annoying but… meh.

 

Meanwhile, today, Nepo and Ding played to a draw. Ding has his back to the wall.

Here’s a puzzle.

Black to move.   The first move is critical.  After that, things get easier.

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ROME 23/04 – Day 22: Nuptial and Nutella

Sun: came up at 0618.  Sun: went down at 2001  The Ave Maria is stuck at 2015 for a while.

Three Pope martyrs were in the book for today, Soter (+175), Caius (+296) and Agapitus I (+536).

Concerning the last, a shout out to my good friend Fr. Pasley who has a statue of Agapitus at his church.

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Rome is pretty quiet in the morning at the hour I head to church for Mass.

One of the priests at one of the altars.  Traditional concelebration.

Smiley cookies with Nutela.  Who knew?

Those wouldn’t be at all messy to eat.  Nah.   Maybe that’s why they are smiling.

Come to think of it… the more you look at them, the more sinister they get.

Back to church later in the morning for a nuptial mass.  There was an early music ensemble providing music, including a theorbo.  You don’t see a theorbo every day.

“But Father! But Father!  A theo… throeba… WHATEVER that is is not inviting for congregational singing!   You sit there all smuggedy and listen instead of sing.  We need more guitars which make all the young people want to come to the gathered assembly.   But no.  You… you… HATE VATICAN II!”

Here’s more about the theorbo.

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Missa Papae Marcelli.

No they didn’t wave it.  And, no, there was no broken glass.

A friendly wave from Pope Benedict… XIV.  I think he’s trying to get someone’s attention to remove that darn canvass from in front of the noteworthy inscription under his niche.

“Hey… you.  Can you help me out here?  I don’t want to get paint on my cassock.”

Here’s some more theorbo.

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WDTPRS – 3rd Sunday of Easter (Novus Ordo): honey sweet summons

This Sunday, in the Novus Ordo calendar, is called the 3rd Sunday of Easter. Let’s have a look at the Collect.

This Sunday’s Collect, it seems to me, reflects a conscious attempt on the part of Holy Church to remind us of the Easter Vigil.  As a matter of fact, let’s see if I can give you a new way to look at that Paschal candle which burns in the sanctuary during Mass in this Easter season.

The prayer has antecedents in both the Veronese and Gelasian sacramentaries, though it is not in pre-Conciliar editions of the Missale Romanum.

Semper exsultet populus tuus, Deus, renovata animae iuventute, ut, qui nunc laetatur in adoptionis se gloriam restitutum, resurrectionis diem spe certae gratulationis exspectet.

Vocabulary similar to our Collect is found in the works of St Ambrose (+397), such as his Exposition of Psalm 118 and his De mysteriis, a post-Easter explanation of the sacred, liturgical mysteries to the newly baptized.  For example, “… adulescens vel certe renovatus aquilae iuventute per baptismatis sacramenta…” (ex. Ps. cxviii, 18, 26).

Adoptio is, of course, “adoption” in the sense of “to take as one’s child.”  We find the phrase “adoptionem filiorum Dei … adoption of the sons of God” in the Latin Vulgate (cf Romans 8:23, Gal 4:5, Eph 1:5).

The words exsultet and adoptio bring our mind’s ear and eye to the Vigil of Easter, the deacon’s great moment to shine as he sings the Praeconium Paschale or Exsultet before the Paschal candle as the people hold their candles.  The Vigil is when many new Christians are by baptism made the Father’s sons and daughters through a spiritual adoption.

The Exsultet was composed perhaps as early as the fifth century. Parts may go back to St Ambrose.  In this great proclamation there are many images of light and darkness.  One image concerns the fiery light of candles: beeswax nourishes the divided and yet undiminished flame.  Pope Benedict in his sermon for the Easter Vigil of 2010 remarked that

“the cooperation of the living community of believers in the Church in some way resembles the activity of bees. It builds up the community of light. So the candle serves as a summons to us to become involved in the community of the Church, whose raison d’être is to let the light of Christ shine upon the world.”

VERY COOL POINT: Another meaning of adoptio in classical Latin is the “admission of a bee into a new hive.”

Look at what we lose when we lose our Latin.

What a marvelous way to think of sincere and observant Catholic Christians!

May all our works and words reflect the cooperation of God’s grace and love of neighbor!

May we be bright like kindled candles, honey sweet!

Some of you may be thinking, “But Father! But Father! This is over the top.  You’ve gone too far this time in making those connections.  All this… ancient stuff is not relevant to us. As a matter of fact, that was a time of PATRIARCHY, which is bad!   “FATHERS” of the Church.  Get it?  You posts are triggering me!  And I even called you “Father”!  See what you’ve done? Your are an angry and hate-filled micro-aggressor and YOU HATE VATICAN II!”

Our prayers flow down to us from an ocean of ancient culture, pagan and Christian.  Dare I say it flows down to us like honey from the comb?

Our vocabulary retains overtones of the Roman military, of agriculture, philosophy and religion. In previous centuries, people not yet gifted with glowing screens and text messaging more easily heard connections between fleeting phrases. They needed as a hook only a few words of a psalm, or even a single unusual word to evoke a massive interior meaning.  For them, certain words and phrases were like the TARDIS: bigger on the inside.  In the Gospels, Our Lord constantly alludes to psalms and the prophets. His (often hostile) listeners caught these allusions immediately.  People of seemingly simpler oral/aural cultures are better at this than we O so technologically sophisticated denizens of the West.  Our memories and attention spans are shrinking with each apparent advance.

But I digress. What was I talking about, again?

SLAVISHLY LITERAL ATTEMPT:

O God, let your people rejoice always, the youth of spirit having been renewed, so that they (the people) who rejoice now that they have been restored in the glory of spiritual adoption, may in the hope of true thanksgiving await the day of the resurrection.

OBSOLETE ICEL (1973):

God our Father, may we look forward with hope to our resurrection, for you have made us your sons and daughters, and restored the joy of our youth.

CURRENT ICEL (2011):

May your people exult for ever, O God, in renewed youthfulness of spirit, so that, rejoicing now in the restored glory of our adoption, we may look forward in confident hope to the rejoicing of the day of resurrection.

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ROME 23/04 – Day 21: Happy Birthday, Rome!

Today: Sunrise 0619 – Sunset 1959 – Ave Maria 2015

Today is the 2776the Birthday of Rome

Alme Sol, curru nitido diem qui
promis et celas aliusque et idem
nasceris, possis nihil urbe Roma
     visere maius.

Q. Horatius Flaccus
Carmen Saeculare

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The other day I was in Sant’Agostino.  One of you readers asked if I would on 19 April go to San Pietro to pray for a young family man who has Parkinson’s.  I don’t go to San Pietro these days if I can help it.  So, I went to the tomb of a great favorite of mine, St. Monica, or in another spelling with 2-Ns, Monnica, the mother of St. Augustine and there prayed for the petitioner’s afflicted husband.  A great saint who understands the need for diligent and confident prayer of petition.

During my visit to the church I also stopped for a moment to admire the funerary monument of the scholar who figured out the dating of the founding of Rome, the dates we often see with the abbreviation A.U.C. (Ab Urbe Condita).  As you know that condita comes from condo, condere, cOnditum and not condio, condire, condI­tum.  If not, we would be saying “From the (year) the City was pickled” rather than “From the (year) the City was founded”.  We get “condiments” from the later. In Latin it is good to get the accents right, as in the Vespers hymn Conditor alme siderum, just to throw another “alme” in today for spice.

The tomb of Onofrio Panvinio (1529 Verona – 1568 Palermo). Admire his stony countenance captured in cold marble, and say a prayer for the repose of his soul.

Onofrio was an Augustinian and great scholar.    He is the author of such page turners as the 1557 work Fasti et triumphi Rom. a Romulo rege vsque ad Carolum V. Caes. Aug.:Sive epitome regum, consulum, dictatorum, magistror. equitum, tribunorum militum consulari potestate, censorum, impp. & aliorum magistratuum Roman. cum orientalium tum occidentalium, ex antiquitatum monumentis maxima cum fide ac diligentia desumpta.  A ripping yarn!

Here is his monument inscription.  Go ahead and take a crack at it!

D.O.M.
F. ONVPHRIO PANVINIO VERONENSI
EREMITÆ AVGVSTINIANO
VIRO AD OMNES ET ROMANAS
ET ECCLESIASTICAS ANTIQVITATES
E TENEBRIS ERVENDAS NATO
QVI ALEXANDR FARN. CARD. VICECAN.
IN SICILIAM PROSEQVVTUS ALIENISSIMO
ET SIBI ET HISTORIÆ TEMPORE
PANORMI OBIIT XVIII KAL. APR. MDLXVIII
PRÆCLARIS MVLTIS ET PERFECTIS
ET INCHOATIS INDVSTRIÆ SVÆ
MONVMENTIS RELICTIS VIX. ANN. XXXIX.
AMICI HONORIS CAVSSA POSVERUNT.

I like that 2-S caussa.

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Another gift to humanity is found in this church.  Caravaggio’s magnificent painting of La Madonna di Loreto.

This in the Chapel of the Cavalletti Family, just inside the left door of the church. Ermete Cavalletti was a member of the Archconfraternity founded by St. Philp Neri at Ss. Trinità dei Pellegrini!  Ermete died before Caravaggio painted this. It is probable that his widow and a couple of patrons of Caravaggio, who also belonged to Archconfraternity, commissioned it.

A masterpiece of “tenebrism” with unidealized confrontational figures right up against the viewed plane of the canvass.

It was a controversial painting in its day.  When it was revealed the “popolani”, your basic Joe Bagodonuts, were pretty excited about it.  Descriptions of the time say, “ne fu fatto un estremo schiamazzo… there was a real fracas”. It could partly be explain because some thought the model for the Blessed Mother was an not-unknown “call girl”.  Whether … that, or an honest girl or Cavaraggio’s main “date” at the time, her name seems to have been “Lena” and she was also the model for Mary in the Madonna dei Palafrenieri in the Borghese collection in which Christ uses her foot to crush the head of a snake.  Mighty powerful stuff.  Some of the art experts and commentators of the time were outraged that there should be unidealized, strongly naturalistic figure, replete with wrinkles and dirt and tattered clothes. In fact, as one scholar of the painting I’ve read reveals, the model was an ancient sculpture known as the Tusnelda, which also helps to explain Mary’s ivory complexion… she who the Litany of Loreto names as “Tower of Ivory.”   Her hands, holding the Child, are based on the hands of the ancient Venus pudica statues which calls to mind the overlapping concepts of both fertility and virginity.  She is in a doorway, because if Christ is the primary door, she is the doorway to the doorway to heaven.  Another Litany title for Mary is Ianua caeli… Gate of Heaven.

In fact, the man who paid for the chapel, the aforementioned Ermeto Cavalletti, in 1602 organized a walking pilgrimage for members of the Archconfraternity to Loreto, such was their devotion. IIt is not a coincidence that the two pilgrims are male and female, since the Archconfraternity had both male and female members as they do even today.   The pilgrims are not incidental in any way, since it was the work of the Archconfraternity to take care of pilgrims: Thus… Most Holy Trinity of the Pilgrims.

That said, the painting is a visual rhapsody on humility.  There is the upper level, of divine humility, incarnate, wrapped in the white cloth that foretells His funeral shroud, and the lower level of human humility with those all important dirty pilgrim feet that draw the eye and heart.

From what I have read, there was in Rome at the time a great deal of concern for and about “the poor”, since there was widespread, serious poverty exacerbated by floods of pilgrims.  The Augustinians and many confraternities were heavily involved.  This painting reflects a major concern of the time.  Even spiritual greats like St. Robert Bellarmine explored the contrast of the “deserving” and “undeserving” poor and their places in society.  Caravaggio’s painting of common people reflect those categories, in a sense.  Compare his treatment of the “cardsharps” with the Loreto pilgrims.

But I digress.

Yesterday, in Game 8 Ding Liren was dealing Ian Nepomniachtchi a herculean beat-down but, collapsing under the psychological pressure of the moment, snatched a draw from the jaws of victory. It was hard to watch. Once again Ding got into serious time trouble and, again, seemed to freeze up as the clock ticked to FOUR seconds before he moved and made the time increment.  Ian was cool and slowly crawled out of the grave as Ding made one inaccuracy after another. The video is bookmarked to the tense time moment.

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Chess, my friends. Give this gift to yourselves and your children. Wherever chess boards break out, people stop looking at their phones and gather around to talk (or not, depending on the milieu) and watch. You don’t need electricity!

 

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-04-20 – Future financial trouble

April 20th, 2023

Dear Diary,

Someone from some subcommittee or other of the USCCB came and gave a presentation. It was supposed to be for me, the priest council, and the clergy who are on my finance council. One of the guys on my finance council is a deacon, Jack – former CFO of some huge corporation.  He has a massive estate over Spring Lake, with the private island.  Fr. Tommy said I should have let him sit in, but the guy from the USCCB said they meant only priests, not lay deacons. The presentation started out decent. All the good things we’re doing here and I was smiling pretty broadly. Then it went sideways.  He got into a whole thing on numbers and statistics, which always make my eyes glaze over. The bottom line was pretty scary. He said that our numbers are shrinking, particularly what he called our “donor class” those wealthy old folks who blindly give money to the Church. He said the younger rich are both less religious and are demanding transparency. He said we’re not really good at that.  I objected that I tell Dcn Jack – well, he tells me – to put out a statement every year! It’s like I hadn’t said anything. Instead, he said we need to do a major push now to get as much as we can from those old folks before they pass away, in order to “secure our ministerial future.” Makes sense.

After a break with huge submarine sandwiches from Jenny’s Deli, we talked about names for this fund drive. Billy, in a bad mood, suggested we call it “Shearing the Sheep Before Bad Weather Sets in,” but Fr Tommy said that we might as well shorten it to “Fleecing the Flock.” The conference flunky said it should be some scripture phrase and it should be positive and forward-looking, happy sounding.  Rich suggested seriously “Turn These Stones into Bread” symbolizing how people’s money could be turned into something useful, but then Tommy – always a snappy comment – pointed out who said that in the Gospel. We agreed that that might be distracting.  We settled on, “A Future Full of Hope,” which came from Marv.  The flunky then contacted a corporation other bishops use that’s good at this sort of thing.  We agreed to their usual 30% contract.  Once the design committee comes up with the catchy logo and materials, video ideas, we’ll roll it out this Fall.  Another problem solved!

After the meeting, a bunch of us went out to that steakhouse down by the river. Their chateaubriand is to die for.  Twelve of us there, too. Billy mumbled “Last Supper!”  But things won’t get that bad.  No matter what we’ll still be able to go out.

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Anglicans given the altar of St John Lateran for their thingie. Hijinxs ensues.

The other day a wretchedly scandalous thing took place in the Lateran Basilica.  A group of English Anglicans had their liturgy, like a Mass but of course invalid because they don’t have valid orders, at an altar in the apse of Rome’s cathedral, St. John Lateran.  They were led by an Anglican “bishop” who is a highly elevated Mason, divorced and then civilly remarried.

While it seems that this is the perfect scenario for some of the things suggested in the synodal (“walking together”) process over the last 10 years, it seems that their use of the Lateran was just simple matter of screwed up comms.

The Lateran released this:

Rome, 20 April 2023
STATEMENT
The Lateran Chapter, in the person of His Excellency Bishop Guerino Di Tora, Chapter Vicar, expresses deep regret for what happened last Tuesday, 18 April, inside the Basilica of St. John Lateran in Rome. In fact, a group of about 50 clergymen, accompanied by their bishop, all belonging to the Anglican communion, celebrated on the high altar of Rome’s cathedral, in contravention of canonical norms. Monsignor Di Tora also explained that the unfortunate episode was caused by a breakdown in communication,
His Excellency, Bishop Guerino Di Tora Vicar of the Archpriest of the Lateran Basilica

In sum:

“What we have here is a failure to communicate!”

One does not want to ascribe to malice what can be explained by stupidity.  So, there is a probability that the no-doubt ultra-competent folks at the Lateran had no idea that these were not, in fact, just regular Catholic Brits in Rome for a Thing.  Italians get a little star-struck by Brits for some reason I can’t fathom.  “You lika da altare big? We givea you da altare!”

Of course had some group wanting to use the ROMAN RITE in the Basilica had come along they might not have been met with such a cordial welcome.

I can’t tell from the photos of the event if there were female “priestesses” or “deaconettes” among the Anglicans.   That might have been a clue to the certainly ultra-observant folks at the Lateran.  Or maybe not, given how things are going in that ecclesial community… roles tend to merge and verge, etc., and there are old women of both sexes even in the Catholic Church.  Particularly.   Widespread toxic masculinity is not really an Anglican thing right now, I believe.

Benedict XVI, the Pope of Christian Unity, didn’t have this sort of thing in mind when he set up the Ordinariates through Anglicanorum coetibus.

I suppose the German Lutherans will now show up and they will be taken for members of the ongoing SynodalWeg (“zusammen gehen”) and they will be allowed to use the Lateran’s central, papal altar.   Note of sincere regrets to follow.

Meanwhile, Eccles has this report….

Vicar of St John Lateran apologises for Aztec Service

The vicar of the Basilica of St John Lateran, Rome, has expressed his “profound regret” that an Aztec service of human sacrifice was celebrated on the main altar on Tuesday, contrary to church law.

A Novus Ordo Aztec Sacrifice.

The service, conducted by Bishop Bakerhuatl and his colleague the beautiful Bishop Mullalotl, used the standard “Novus Ordo” Aztec liturgy out of consideration of Catholic sensibilities. Said Cardinal Roche on hearing of the event, “Well, at least it wasn’t an Extraordinary Form Sacrifice conducted in Latin!”

Church Law is very strict about which religions can use the Basilica of St John Lateran. For example, Anglican ceremonies would also be forbidden; this is because the Anglicans already use many churches that were built by Catholics for Catholics, and they have to be watched carefully in case they try to appropriate some more.

“Do you think they’ll notice if we change the locks on this church as well?”

The vicar explained that the Aztec service was permitted on account of a “miscommunication”. That is, Bishop Bakerhuatl made a friendly phone call asking how St John Lateran was coping with the latest dictates from Arthur Roche and was told “We must all make sacrifices these days”.

He naturally understood this as an instruction to go ahead.

Staff from Guinness World Records are rushing to Rome to confirm that an apology has actually taken place. “If so, it will be the first apology we’ve received from the Vatican since 2013,” explained one staff member.

 

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