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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-03

I don’t have any new entries from the private diary. Perhaps the mole has been caught. I don’t know.  I have some oldies somewhere. However, I can now share a copy of the bishop’s coat of arms. I should have … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-02

March 2nd 2023 Dear Diary, Got a nasty note from the ACLU down the hall. (Annoying Canon Law Undesirables as Fr. Bruce called them.) Apparently I’m not supposed to allow a collection to be taken up at the Encountering the … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-01

Nothing new came in today so here is an oldie entry. August 1st 2022 Dear Diary, Tragedy has struck. Deacon Butch died in his sleep last night. His grandson called to tell me. Said he found him this morning, looking … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-28 Encounter the Encounter

Feb 27th, 2023 Dear Diary, Push-back on the new program “Encountering the Encounter”.  Their main grousein the finance meetings is the money for hiring those two gals to do some online site for it, plus printing pamphlets and “worship aids” … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-26 – Saturday Vigil Mass

This just in. February 26th 2023 Dear Diary, Annoying Finance Council meeting Friday. Aren’t they all. Why they scheduled it for a Friday beats me. But anyway, we’re rolling in it. Or at least I think we are? Anyway, I’ve … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” 23-02-25 “Cathedraticum”

Feb 25th 2023, Dear Diary, A strange thing happened today.  I suddenly hear Fr. Tommy shouting something in Latin in his office over and over again.  Chester was immediately on the case and I followed.   There was Tommy with the … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-24 Priests retiring.

24 Febuary ’23 Dear Diary, DANG! Three more priests opting for retirement this year. Granted, one of them is 87 and another is 79, but they’re reliable and -more important – they don’t cause me a lot of trouble. They … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-23 Finance meeting

A fresh entry has arrived. 23 February 2023 Dear Diary, Another Finance Council meeting from hell yesterday. Parishes whining about how much of their collection they have to forward to the diocese.  It’s Lent, after all.  I’d like to “offer … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-22

Again, on a busy day we get a fresh one. Feb 22nd, 2023 Dear Diary, Fat Tuesday has come and gone. Other than the flapjacks, good riddance. But I gotta admit I love Ash Wednesday, because so many people show … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-02-21

This one came in punctually. Perhaps on these busy days the mole has better access. Feb 21st, 2023 Dear Diary, “Fat Tuesday”… again. I used to hate this day every year before I was a bishop and people had to … Read More

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