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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-21 – Troubled seminarian

The “mole” has been stuck at home with a bad cold and so there have not been any entries for a few days.  We hope for a swift recovery.  Meanwhile, here’s an oldie. September 20th 2023 [2022] Dear Diary, Shocked … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-17 – Bp. Fatty celebrates St. Patty

March 17th 2023 Dear Diary, It’s Friday in Lent and I guess that’s still a thing, but I dispensed everyone in the diocese anyway today so they can eat meat for Saint Patrick’s Day.  I figure they’d have corned beef … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-12 – Preaching at the Cathedral

March 12th 2023 Dear Diary, Because it’s Lent and all, I really wanted to inspire people, so I asked the rector if I could do the homilies at the cathedral over the weekend. I’ll take off an extra couple of … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-11 – Fr. Tommy and Chester go for a walk

March 11th, 2023 Dear Diary Stormy day. Sent Fr. Tommy out to walk Chester. Pretty soon I hear him yelling outside my office.  He’s on his phone. I’m looking down from my office window and he’s pacing up and down … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-10 – Odds and ends

March 10th, 2023 Dear Diary, I was subtle in asking Fr. Tommy about “VF” — and he said it was “Vicar Forane.” It sounded like “foreign” because Fr. Algernon is certainly that. But Tommy spelled it out, f-o-r-a-n-e.  I thought … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-09 – Regional meeting

March 9th, 2023 Dear Diary, We had a regional bishops meeting yesterday.  They were all there… Dozer, Jude, Andy, Mateo, Jack of course since it was at the archdiocese.  Usually they’re a blast. Other folks do the work preparing policy … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-07 – A visit from Bp. Antuninu “Dozer” Ruspa

Dozer came for a visit, stayed over. Long overdue. We went out for dinner and stayed up late.  He’s just back from a trip to Rome.  He went to Sicily too, of course.  He looks well-rested. We caught up on … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-06

March 6, 2023 Dear Diary, “Mr. Domenico” has been the tailor here for years. Cute old guy. A true expert. Saw him just before Christmas to be fitted for some new things. He outdid himself. The new cassocks are slimming. … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-05

As we wait for more recent entries, here is an older one.  Poor Fr. Tommy.  He has to deal with a guy whose need not to be alone is nearly pathological. August 8th 2022 Dear Diary, Low-key day.  Nothing on … Read More

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From “The Private Diary of Bishop F. Atticus McButterpants” – 23-03-04

Dear Diary, Today I’m off to do a wedding for a friend’s daughter.  She’s marrying a nice Jewish boy, and I’ll officiate along with the rabbi. I love these ecumenical events! He told me to stay after for some nosh. I think … Read More

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