FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASE:
(ROME) In a surprise move international recording star and global warming expert ZUHLIO has emerged from retirement at the request of a subgroup of the drafting committee of the initial third working group of the Synod (“walking together) of Bishops formed to Save Amazonian Pagan Statues (SAPS).
Zuhlio, feeling the pain of so many, consented to record a sure-fire hit to make some money, of course, but also in memory of callous boosting of several Pachamama statuettes and their insensitive tossing into the Tiber River. It is Zuhlio’s hope that all will be consoled by this song.
“Don’t be sad,” a tearful Zuhlio told our correspondent, “Surely they’ve gone to a better place now. After doing so much for so many, they can finally rest.”
The official Parodohymnodist is the best!
And don’t forget the hit from the last Synod (“walking together”) on the Family.