QUAERITUR: Priest gives Host to woman holding a napkin.

From a reader:

Today I was at daily mass at a local parish. At communion, a lady came forward with a napkin and held it out to the priest who was distributing communion. He proceeded to place three or four (consecrated!) hosts on the napkin, and the lady put the napkin containing the hosts in her pocket. She went back to her seat to do who knows what with the hosts.

That is pretty bad.

The document Redemptionis Sacramentum speaks about sacred vessels.

117. Sacred vessels for containing the Body and Blood of the Lord must be made in strict conformity with the norms of tradition and of the liturgical books. The Bishops’ Conferences have the faculty to decide whether it is appropriate, once their decisions have been given the recognitio by the Apostolic See, for sacred vessels to be made of other solid materials as well. It is strictly required, however, that such materials be truly noble in the common estimation within a given region, so that honour will be given to the Lord by their use, and all risk of diminishing the doctrine of the Real Presence of Christ in the Eucharistic species in the eyes of the faithful will be avoided. Reprobated, [!] therefore, is any practice of using for the celebration of Mass common vessels, or others lacking in quality, or devoid of all artistic merit or which are mere containers, as also other vessels made from glass, earthenware, clay, or other materials that break easily. This norm is to be applied even as regards metals and other materials that easily rust or deteriorate.

A napkin is not going to crack or rust.   But particles will adhere to the fibers.  Furthermore, a Host is too easily broken or crushed that way.

This is entirely unacceptable.

Alert the pastor of the parish about what you saw.  If that was the pastor of the parish, then alert the local bishop about what you saw.  If the practice persists, send copies of your correspondence to the Congregation for Divine Worship in Rome.

Since we are not in a Soviet Gulag or one of Pres. Obama’s future Reeducation Camps, we don’t yet need to smuggle Communion from the incarcerated priests around to fellow “patients”.

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“My son has an assignment …”

From a helpful reader in the NYC area whom I have met with several times:

Had to share this with you. You are part of the reason these things happen, your witness to my witness to my sons. As you say, brick by brick; but also one person at a time.

My son has an assignment and part of it asks to describe and provide a picture if his hero. He chooses St Michael the ArchAngel. I also love that among the images he recognized the new statue in the Vatican gardens from the google search for images and chose to use that one!

He wrote: St Michael defends me in battles in faith. He is my safety against the wickedness of the devil.

My work for the day is done. Couldn’t be more proud.

Wow!  Good parenting and grace!  Grace and elbow grease.

Teamwork!

It takes a blog to raise a child?

No, that might be going a little too far.

Fr. Z kudos to the spring-off.

"My son has an assignment ..."

 

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QUAERITUR: How to get a people to return to Communion on the tongue?

QUAERITUR: How to get a people to return to Communion on the tongue?From a priest (edited):

During my retreat the subject of Communion in the hand while standing came up. We were told that we need to instill reverence. Our Lord is so mistreated today.

One of the priests said there is only so much we – as priests can do. Were he a Bishop, he said, he would rescind the indult for Communion in the hand in his diocese.

May a bishop – of his own authority – rescind the indult?

Someone said he can’t, because it is “enshrined” in the GIRM. I disagree.

I’m sure many priests would like to know the answer to this question. It would be good for bishops to know also, and take action without fear of the political consequences.

Francis doesn’t want us to be careerists. Here is the opportunity for a bishop to show that he isn’t interested in moving up to a fancier post.

As laudable as your sentiment is, Reverend and Dear Father, this is beyond the authority of the diocesan bishop.

The General Instruction (in fact it is a General Institution, not and “instruction”) of the Roman Missal mandates (GIRM 390) that it’s up to the Conferences of Bishops to propose adaptations to the “gestures and posture of the faithful” and “the manner of receiving Holy Communion.” If these adaptations are given the recognitio of the Apostolic See (and that’s the key), then they become law for the territory of that Conference.

A bishop of a diocese could not “opt out” of the norms promulgated for the Conference without specific permission from the Holy See. The Church desires, as much as possible, to establish uniform liturgical norms within a country, lest the faithful be confused.

Aside: I would like someone to tell me what the faithful are certain about right now.

In any event, I suspect that now is not the most opportune time – indeed, the most prudent time – to ask for a dispensation from this norm.

That caution having been added, it is probably within diocesan bishop’s authority to issue particular law requiring that Holy Communion, when distributed under both species, be given by intinction.  Intinction would oblige reception directly on the tongue only.  This has been used by some priests to break the Communion in the hand stranglehold.  Intinction could be a good way of “re-training” the faithful to receive in this fashion and to continue to do so even when both species are not distributed.

Another helpful tactic would be to mandate the use of patens by servers during the distribution of Holy Communion.  Patens could also probably steer the faithful toward reception on the tongue.

There are three other things that could help get people back on their knees with folded hands.  They are, in no special order:

  1. Catechesis
  2. Catechisis, and
  3. Catechesis

Constant preaching and teaching from the pulpit, in the bulletin, in parish talks, etc., what Holy Mass is, who Communion is (hint: it includes the King of Fearful Majesty), the importance of coherence between outward and interior participation, and the Four Last Things, could drive people to their knees again before their encounter with mystery.

Finally, there is the nuclear option (read: the best option).

Summorum Pontificum.

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Summorum Pontificum: Deo gratias! (It’s a cute photo of a baby!)

I called for you to celebrate the anniversary of Summorum Pontificum going into effect.

Someone did Pope Benedict proud!

I direct your attention to Catholic Cuisine: Deo gratias!

Summorum Pontificum: Deo gratias! (It's a cute photo of a baby!)

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The Pope’s New Renault

Over at Deacon Kandra’s place there is some funny stuff about the Pope’s new car, an old Renault.

The Pope's New RenaultEarlier this week, the pope got a new set of wheels.    And now CNS has collected some priceless reaction:

Leave it to the slapstick brothers, Tom and Ray, at Car Talk to have a field day with the news of Pope Francis’ recent present: a lovingly used 30 hp 1984 Renault 4.

As soon as the now-retired radio hosts heard the news, they went on Facebook and Twitter and let the witticisms and quips rip.

The Pope buys a 1984 Renault… Now there’s a man who believes in the power of prayer. http://yhoo.it/1e49GlK

But the best part was they let their fans join the fun with #PopesRenault and #VaticanMechanic:

  • I always thought the Pope would drive a Christ-ler
  • “Tu illam inundarunt” (Latin for “You flooded it”). [Spot the mistake?]
  • The pope can easily handle a flooded engine. Even if it’s of Biblical proportions.
  • He needs one of two bumper stickers. #1, God is my co-pilot. OR #2, My other car is the Pope Mobile.
  • I haven’t seen car trouble like this since we tried to fit all the Apostles in one Accord.
  • It’s either burning oil, or you’ve just been replaced.
  • “A little black smoke is fine, just watch out for the white smoke”.
  • If you see a lot of white smoke, it might mean it’s time to elect a new car.
  • The black smoke means that a new car must still be chosen.
  • Ashes to Ashes
    Dust to Dust.
    If not for Renault
    Our tools would rust.
  • Look the Vatican acquired a new relic.
  • “The Spiritus Sancti made manifold…”
  • Last Rides, anyone? (Extreme disfUnction)
  • […]

Go see the rest there.

I have written about the Holy Father and cars HERE and HERE and HERE.

Remember my solution for the Pope’s intra Vatican conveyance?

Enough of this Renault stuff.  Enough with the half measures.

When Pope Francis really gets serious about this and decides to get around on the cheap, he could adopt what is also the greenest shuttle solution of them all!

The Pope's New Renault

I’d love to see one of my bumper stickers on the back of the Renault.  Heck.. on the back of the sedia. Which one would be best to send?

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Fishwrap’s Call for Papal Yes-Men

Fishwrap's Call for Papal Yes-MenOver at the National Schismatic Reporter (aka Fishwrap), Michael Sean Winters attacked Bp. Tobin for saying that he (Tobin) is disappointed that Pope Francis hasn’t spoken enough about abortion.

Winters wrote:

Lastly, a note to the nuncio. Unless you want to spend the next few years defending Pope Francis in the face of such criticisms from bishops on your own, [!] the ternas for new appointments must include men who “get it,” men who understand what the Holy Father is trying to do, to change the conversation the church was having with the culture, a conversation the church was losing, and renew the proclamation of the Gospel by being more humble, less quick to condemn, more engaging with those with whom we may disagree a lot and, especially, by getting out of our sacristies (or our diocesan newspapers) and letting ourselves be re-evangelized by encountering the flesh of Jesus in the wounded flesh of our broken humanity. Pope Francis is achieving such a powerful response because he has captured the excitement of the Gospel. Bishop Tobin remains stuck in the tired and boring culture wars. Still, it is stunning to see such a clear, precise criticism of the pope by a bishop.

Okay, let’s think about this.

NSR wants lots and lots of collegiality and influence from below, right?

But, no! Apparently not.

NSR wants only the sort of bishops who will like and say YES to everything that Pope Francis says or does.  No criticism is allowed for their new Dear Leader!

Were the Michael Sean Winters types in charge, the college of bishops around Pope Francis would look like a meeting of North Korea’s Communist Party.

No independent thoughts are allowed?   No one should be appointed bishop unless he agrees with everything the Holy Father, the Supreme Pontiff, says or does!

Don’t worry, Michael Sean.  Pope Francis is a big boy.  This isn’t exactly his first rodeo. Francis has shown that he welcomes input.

You don’t have to protect Popes from criticism.

Goodness gracious!  How do the guys at The Fishwrap walk straight into it like this?  C’mon!  You’re making this too easy!

Fishwrap's Call for Papal Yes-Men

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QUAERITUR: Another question about fasting before Communion.

From a reader:

I’ve read past entries of yours in which you’ve commented on the particulars of the fast before the reception of Holy Communion, and there’s one aspect you haven’t covered yet to my knowledge. What if I’m in an as yet unabsolved state of sin and I know well beforehand that I’ll be abstaining from the Sacrament? Am I still obligated to observe the 1 hour fast, or can I chow down to my heart’s content before I leave for Mass? It has never felt right to me that I could be wiping the breadcrumbs off my shirt as I approach the Church doors and yet I know of no rule against it. What is the rule as it applies to those who are abstaining?

This isn’t too hard. You are obliged to fast for one hour before the reception of Holy Communion, not before the distribution of Holy Communion.

Two other pieces of advice.

  1. Use a bib.
  2. GO TO CONFESSION!
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Help Pres. Obama NOW!

Rem acu tetigerunt.

Play video

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Voyager I finally reaches interstellar space!

Voyager I was launched in 1977.  It has finally let your solar system and entered interstellar space.

Click HERE for youtube videos of the songs on the “Golden Record”. Very cool.

Will little Voyager eventually achieve consciousness and return to Earth as a rampaging destroyer?!?

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A Monsignor Moment

Some people are saying that Pope Francis has decided not to bestow the honor of Monsignor any more.  This seems to be based on a rumor in an Italian newspaper, which means it is about as reliable as The Onion or the Coast To Coast show or just about anything on MSNBC.

In any event, I predicted that in 2013 I would still not be a Monsignor.  I hate being right all the time!  No, wait.  I was really wrong about #3 in that list, wasn’t I.  Never mind.  I was sort of right about #5, though.

I hope this rumor isn’t true, but if it is, Pope Francis would do well to get a food taster!

As a matter of fact, he could create a new position: Cardinal Food Taster.  It’ll be the only position left in the Church to which all sorts of honors and great gear are attached.  It could even be the only Cardinal’s spot open to women.

He could do that right after he sets up a new and long-needed Congregation for Sitting Down and Calmly Thinking Through Things Beforehand.

In the meantime, enjoy this clip from one of the greatest TV series ehvvurrr.

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